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Good. The Tory voting cunts. Also the ex wife is from there, so fuck that lot!

Poor Spurs simply can’t compete with a team who has had to play Dan Burn at left back, Jacob Murphy on the wing and actually started Chris Wood this season. Bloody Saudi money

🎵Imagine if on Sunday, During a corner an alien pod crash lands, On the pitch, the pod opens, and out pops an alien wearing the red n white..... You could say I'm a mackem, And a sad bastard one at that, I hope one day I don't wake up, And realise my seat I'm on has been shat...🎶

Barry Humphries, Dame Edna pushing up the petunias ☹️ Saw him/her on the farewell tour, it landed the day after my dad died, torn about going but glad we did, I have never laughed so hard anywhere, couldn't breathe at one point. RIP Barry, Edna and Sir Les

In Edinburger Airport now, heading to the old Munich for a week. There’s a Wetherspoons in here and I’ve just paid £6.60 for a bottle of Asahi. The games gone. Anyway, expect more Bavarian lager fuelled nonsense in the week ahead.

That's what they claim, but....

Sunderland established football on the Vega’s third AND fourth planets, so it’s fair enough really. FTM

He was a fucking beast but had the touch of a magician. First goal (7:00) he piggy-backed their lad 5yds before fucking him off. Beast. Second, ( 10:20) after a pinpoint pass from Hibbitt, superb touch to put it away. Magician. Some of the play in this second half from us is absolutely top drawer.

They'd probably shout abuse at the aliens mother tbf.

The only alien pod dropping onto their pitch would likely have to be from Uranus

Blud

I went to Oktoberfest a few years ago, my body shut down by day three and it took me about 6 weeks to recover

It’s the champagne enema with Chez clip 👍🏻

What a shame for Arsenal. Boo hoo.

Knockers.

If you think that alien post is far-fetched…

They had to score three times to beat Forest at home ffs. It's gonna take a while for some media outlets to adjust to the new order of tings.

The goal wouldn’t count. So I guess we’re now so good they can’t just imagine Kane scores the winner, instead they need to imagine a mackem alien scores a goal which wouldn’t count? Fucking hell what a bunch of absolute paedophiles.

Well isn’t this a joy….

aye. will always associate it with my first real hero at newcastle. looked canny on the away strip too.

Can't read it, couldn't give a fuck but note that spurs can't compete with a club who were starved of investment from a malevolent owner while they've been doing canny. I just wonder if he wrote an article bemoaning our situation then, (and to a degree now what with our hands being tied until the rotten fish Ashley left are fumigated and desposed of), or is he just a moaning cockney twat?

Funny how it’s an issue now they might not get into the champions league. FUCK RIGHT OFF.

He'd have an arsenal Tweety bird flying circles around his head if I had to spend any more than five minutes in his or the shouty prick on that vid, blud, you get me, fam?

It's been mentioned before but what must their more sentient fans make of that message board?

I would love to see the Scouse Mackems relegated don't mind Leeds staying up

Hoe do you feel about that, give that I'm sure many of your friends, family, and t'colleagues support Leeds? I'm guessing you want them relegated? I'm in 2 minds. They're the closest thing to being a derby at the moment and whilst they're shit that's fine by me. Would be funny for them to get relegated though. But not as funny as Everton.

Love watching that goal I was there back in 76 as a 16 yr old......the little nod of the head from Craig absolute class and on a shit pitch Mind you his first goal from a Cassidy pass was almost as good

I like them all as well, our first and original looks better than the pic a few posts up which doesn't look like a true representation of what was on our shirts in the cup finals then permanently around 1970.

I was about to post this myself- I don’t dislike any of them tbh. If I was forced to pick one for a comeback, it’d be the first one.

I like all of them

I thought the same before the Villa match. Hopefully that was a blip. Win tomorrow and we have a 6 point cushion (7 really with our GD) and 7 games left

😂 I had to double check what I put then 😂 I'm not even boozing either 😂

Most of that will have gone on bungabunga parties for their former DoF though.

Double barrelled surname? I’m not reading that.

And it's not like Spurs were filling up the trophy cabinet before all these takeovers happened, or did I somehow miss that?

In a field that can only be described as “packed”, this is one of the most self pitying parcels of fuckin shit it’s been my misfortune to come across

Kelly: So Gary, a win today and surely Newcastle are finishing in the top four? Gary: Well, I've said all season, I don't think Newcastle can sustain their current position. If we take a look at "United's" form coupled with the shine on Ten Hag's bonce it shows that they've got 3rd place all sown up. Don't rule out Liverpool either, they won their last game and won it convincingly so they're now clearly back to their best, wouldn't you agree Jamie? Jamie: Oh absholutely! Letsh look at this 30 minute VT of how great Liverpool are and don't forget Kelly, if either Liverpool or Man United are struggling in a game, they've always got VAR to help them out. Newcashtle just simply don't have that luxury.

As shit as they've been on occasions they've got danger in Kane and Son plus Kane's 'benefit of the doubt' free card he gets from the refs. We need to be on it and not start like the last couple games or we're in trouble, start well and hopefully these will collapse like a pack of cards©. If I was a betting man, (I'm not) I'd say our chastening defeat at Villa combined with this important game at home to put it right plus them being fragile in confidence gives us the better chance, a higher XCh if you prefer? It's sky's only PL game that day so funny it's a two o'clock KO? How they going to fill the time in when they haven't got a later game to concentrate on and show us various players and manager's entering a stadium while our game's playing? ©Joe Harvey

I wasn’t there. Just wanted to clear that up

'nothing sounds like anfield' according to an advertisement hoarding by Sonos. I doubt there's many quieter stadiums on a Saturday afternoon when they're home to a team they should beat. I think only Goodison comes close. Both decent on a night match, horrendous on a Saturday afternoon.

It would be great for us to see Bournemouth and Southampton fuck off, two less long away trips. Everton need to go down, we can all stop hearing about how the drain circling cunts have never went down then.

LW surely 😉

I've watched it twice already, it has tremendous replay value. I mean obviously I felt a tremendous pull to become a MLF, but somehow I resisted. Highlights have to be Darren Bent scoring for Burton, Darron Gibson causing damage reminiscent of an F3 tornado on a residential street in Sunderland, Charlie Methhead changing the ground's music to some utter shit Ibiza trance, and of course the absolutely hilarious bidding war the shrewd operator Donald Stewart (or is it Stewart Donald, I can never remember) had with himself over buying Will Grigg. It's up there with my top 10 Netflix programs of all time like. Breaking Bad > Better Call Saul > Sunderland 'til I die.