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This one's for you 66emmill

Not even 24 hours after the league finished and the bed wetting has already begun.

Can’t believe the lack of credit given to Lampard for keeping Everton up and Gerrard getting Villa into Europe

On the positive with that, our owners looked at both of them. That's a really good sign for the future tbh, if they're this strong on identifying competent management.

Aye he’s done alright for a man with tiny shrivelled up balls.

If you didn't have thirty eight thousand posts I'd be hovering over "flag as spammer" for that

‘It’s like raaaaaiinnn in wedding season’.

Szobpszlai > Maddison

I'd take either but this is how I'm leaning too.

This you?

I agree tbh, although whatever happens Howe should be right up there. Irrespective of resources though it would be hard to see anything other Guardiola winning if they do the treble. I don’t really have a problem with that. It’s all about winning

Villa had a much better squad than Howe had to work with. Emery did well with them cos they're basically a good squad that was being criminally mismanaged by Gerrard.

As a kid I was always puzzled by that hymn as I didn’t know what a Dance Settee was, nor why JC would be Lord of it.

A very honest interview with him at the end of the match yesterday. Looking forward to seeing what he can do with a full pre season under Wor Eddie.

These fuckers should be given a points deduction to start next season with. Habitual pitch invaders.

No but I think I know him…

MLFs score better goals on a Sunday morning down the park than any motd contenders, they're even better goals if it's a mag team they're playing. They're truly awesome all round.

No worries - in fact lower down it becomes apparent that just Diallo scored ten better..

Thread 'MOTD Goal of the season' https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/motd-goal-of-the-season.1608450/ Barca of the north scored ten better goals than goal of the season contenders...

Well I don't know who's starting the match threads on here next year, but I'm basically Declan Rice this summer so I'll be taking my services elsewhere, I think. Good luck with the INEPT McGroin.

I maintained Everton would stay up all season and said liverpool would get more than 66 points. That’s 100 percent accuracy. As a thread starter I’m unbeaten against a team worth about billion pounds. It’s only right I start the season as number 1.

TL; DR 🙂

Forgive me for not rushing to my Ethernet cable supplier and buying a stack, but didn’t you think this bloke… … and his pig( and country)-fucking mate were the best thing since duck pizza? Please refrain from posting in here until next month when you’ve got a new hobby.

fat pig

Just a quick one to congratulate fellow members of TEAM SAUSAGE for standing firm all season. Bring on the Euro Bangers.

Imagine what his career might have looked like stuck under Steve Bruce man. Would have been difficult to shift as no one would have paid anywhere close to what our outlay was, so could have been stuck here through his 20s having an unproductive, pointless career. And now with just 18 months under Howe, he's made the Brazil team, qualified for the champions league and is probably more than worth the 40m we paid were we to sell him tomorrow. Fully deserved. I wonder how many other genuinely brilliant footballers had their careers ruined by useless managers and pointless clubs.

I went to the British Nationals in 2015 and she was walking about before the end of the womens race. One of the funniest things happend to my mate. Mate to Peta 'Are you Peta?' PT 'Yes, Mark isn't here yet though, he should be soon' 'Mark who?' 'Mark Cavendish' (she's looking confused), my mate looks at me confused. 'Oh right, why, what about Cav?' 'Oh nothing, err why?' 'Oh nothing, I just wanted a photo with you that's all' 'Oh right. Marks my boyfriend' She thought he wanted to know where Cav was, but he had knocked several mixes out on here before so wanted a photo with her. Didn't have a clue her and Cav were an item

I'll not bother searching for everyone that said "Liverpool WILL win all of their remaining games", but there were several. However I will out THE THREADSTEALER HOLDEN MCGROIN as one who did. Honestly we should ban him right now. Next season's CL qualification depends on it.

Never fucking learns.

Cunt boy for Man Utd has scored. To narrow it down its the the rat faced cunt boy who looks like a rat looking out of a coal sack. AKA Bruno Fernandes

"United or Newcastle". He's still a fat tramp.

Szoboszlai Is captain of his national side at just 22 so clearly has leadership qualities, whereas Maddison seems a bit immature still. From the few games I’ve seen of Szoboszlai he seems a good fit for Howe’s system, but as others have noted Maddison is a proven talent in the PL, I won’t grumble with either signing tbh but definitely think it’s Szoboszlai as primary target and Maddison is the back up option.

A player who fully deserved the useless management and pointless club he ended up with

They did almost win it at the end though. If Pope doesn't make that save, the whole gameplan would be lauded as a masterstroke. If they'd opened up and played us properly, they would have lost by 2 or 3 goals IMO.

Wait til you watch Jerry Mina attempting to non-consensually breastfeed off Solanke on MOTD. Should have been off with 15 to go. I don't even think he got booked.

I was hoping he'd take a Chelsea player out so we could say he came in like a wrecking ball

Commentator praising Southgate for not picking players on merit now. Where do they find these guys.?

Nice of Howe to give ASM a final start.