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I’d be painting my windows white and putting the sleeping bags in the cupboard under the stairs if that happened- I reckon we’d be in the Fewmout zone at least, if not the direct blast.

that’s actually happened to me before at a festival. Great times. after I came back to life and retired to my tent.. couldn’t find the opening to get out in the middle of the night and pissed myself.

A premier league piece about us, canny enough etc but why is obligatory to have the usual suspects piping up in it? Taylor Payne, who has now giving up searching for Phillipe Albert it seems, (whom he never saw), plus Wykiki's lass is on telling us about Newcastle, the people and how we want to see hard graft because we are industrial workers or something? What the fuck would these know about industrial work? I'd pay good money to attend a NUFC history class hosted by the usual talking heads, I'd be front row taking it all in......

He’s retired, thank fuck.

He’s the one who thought it was appropriate to take the piss out of the NHS by wearing a mask over his cock and balls iirc. Forgotten his name but he’s one of the ‘red wall’ MPs who is only there because of Johnson. So they have this weird undying loyalty to him. Despite seeming to be blissfully unaware Johnson wouldn’t give them the steam off his shit and won’t give a fuck he’s also the reason they’ll only serve one term

Derbyshire won't last if she keeps holding Tories to account like this.

He's fucking scored

Their 'bogeyman' is actually a 'Mag' isn't it? '....and memba young Jardan, dinna go down that abandoned mine, there's a mag lives in there." "Ok, Da, I winna."

Your mate’s a mag though. FTM

So one reckons it was the mags in their support who hounded him out? Hahahaha.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/phillipsy.1609673/

I mean fair enough claiming it's my kind of film, but there's only one of us has watched it.

Honestly didn't even know they had a game.

arrested for being a fucking legend?

Allegedly, according to the sports journos I know Lyon is decent chap. Smith is cunt through and through and shouldn't be allowed to play the game, let alone for the national team, Warner as well. TBH we were hoping you'd keep him along with Rolf's remains for us.

Wharra bewt Wor Paolo, Marra? FTM, fewm, shit outside etc

My G's

Class, the music is like something from The Price is Right.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-players-with-england-potential.1609656/ What fucking planet are they on, man?

Not that good

Watching the cricket, England take a wicket and it straight away puts adverts on? Fuck off sky, man! How the fuck is this even allowed? Get it on the BBC, man. It's a main sporting occasion and I'm not even arsed on cricket!

When Batty stamped on him he reckon he was just following the instructions on his shirt

I can't remember if Jamie Pollock was still there around then? Looked like he spent his spare time chasing parked buses.

Ask her and the rest about anything to do with NUFC pre-the nearly title year and the errrrms would be through the roof.

My entire Sunday morning football career can be largely summed up by a Boro player from that era

He was always one of the more mediocre commentators around in the 80s, he definitely got the BSkyB job by default as none of the main commentators or presenters fancied it thinking it would be a disaster and nobody was able to watch it.

Bit Gloomy in Brum, somewhat appropriate. (and a bit of rain around)

They’ll definitely have him on as a guest if he wants to

🙂

It’s also how stoned villa fans say they’re hungry.

I’m off this weekend so I’ll be making time to study the remarkable “acting” talents of Salma in the new Black Mirror. Without spoiling it, I expect True Geordie to be watching with his pants round his ankles as she delivers the line ”Doesn't my asshole have any rights?” What a time to be alive.

I put it on for about an hour, where the fuck has Richie Benaud gone? And what happened to the catchy music at the beginning? SHITE.

Young Twitter 'toon' fan: "I'm talking shite." Also, young twitter 'toon' fan: "yep, I'm still spouting rhubarb."

I like Maxi but I wonder if there'll be room for him in our team especially when he's an obvious asset to sell for more priority positions? Plus he has you pulling your hair out in frustration at times. As I'm older than 20 he'd be nowhere near any of my favourite NUFC players of all time, not even close and I acknowledge he's shit hot 'on his day'.

Also recall supermac tipping Boro to finish higher than us, who had just finished second then signed one of the best strikers in the world. (For all boro's decent players they weren't a team and still had the likes of Curtis Fleming).

I fucking hope so 👍

Apparently TAA giving Southgate a headache after that performance. We were playing fucking Malta!

So PIF own 75% of the Saudi league. I sense a big player going there on mega bucks then being loaned to us for free. Hello Neymar Jnr. Welcome to Newcastle.

It’s a matter of taste.

Prediction number 2.

“Never judge a wicket till both sides have batted on it”

agree. i'd keep him, unless FFP means we have to sell one or two to buy the top players we need

Maxi skinning the grass and nobody else v Palace. Chris Waddle, nearing the end of his career, skinning Ryan Giggs.

Bruno is our artist. St Maximin is Neil Buchanan.