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Still not sure Oh_Yeah really grasps the point of this thread. Whitby. Sensational effort from a lot of the women there. Even the sun dresses were tremendous

Can’t wait for Clarke to go to Crystal Palace for £10m and instantly become an overrated mercenary

“Patto” Tbf, third choice keeper sympathy cap could be the one he could get

It’s pretty much bullshit that chart mind. ASM ( in two weeks of the season he’s fit),comes on in the last 15 mins, touches the ball three times, crossing it each time… fucking superstar. Foden plays a full 90 for 38 games, getting touches every two minutes … “Less efficient”

Aye, because he wouldn’t be in the team.

It was a bit more than a tap in, it was a good reaction shot. There’s no way he scores that two years ago.

Also if they’re that desperate to get Bairstow in (understandably after last summer) he could open on these pitches. The other thing with Foakes is he’s good enough to stand up to our quicks on this pitch. Not that he’d do it all the time but it would keep the batsmen honest now and again and brings in the possibility of a leg side stumping

My G's

He's fucking scored

I'd rather we put Dummett in. He's fucking dogger with a cunt of a haircut too

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Graeme Souness: Football legend swims Channel for £1m fundraiser https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-65944866 Fair play to the grumpy old cunt

'Likely'

Clarke can’t even get selected for the U21 over Gordon who they all think is complete shite. But aye he’s nailed on to be an England regular.

Surely Al Hilal or someone can help us out with a $50M joint bid for Lascelles and Fraser

I’m not complaining, mind.

She’s not even outside.

Tbf that’s precisely what his supporters deserve

Anderson clearly not willing to risk anyone dropping another

These are very good players, getting them out once is hard enough, two and three times is a joke !!!!

Beyond a joke now like

And of course the real kicker is that the cunt they were all working for and who was undoubtedly there has just been made a Lord for life by Johnson.

He was arguably their worst player last season which, given how shite they were, is really saying something.

He doesn't even hide it, does he?

YJB's runs looking less useful now 🙁

He’s shite for Chelsea and was shite at Brighton. Probably the most negative player in the premier league, terrified of risking the ball ever. Would be a huge rip off at £30m, one of the worst deals of all time Chelsea paying £60m for him. I think the link’s bollocks anyway tbh.

Full video: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/first-ever-partygate-video-revealed-30259486

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-players-with-england-potential.1609656/ What fucking planet are they on, man?

A premier league piece about us, canny enough etc but why is obligatory to have the usual suspects piping up in it? Taylor Payne, who has now giving up searching for Phillipe Albert it seems, (whom he never saw), plus Wykiki's lass is on telling us about Newcastle, the people and how we want to see hard graft because we are industrial workers or something? What the fuck would these know about industrial work? I'd pay good money to attend a NUFC history class hosted by the usual talking heads, I'd be front row taking it all in......

Therapist

Decent player but he has the touch of a…

Starmer should read all their names out at PMQ's on Wednesday & watch the bastards squirm

Any recommendations for a lodge (etc) in Lake District for a family with a 4 and 8 year olds? Also, has to be classy. Like me.

None of those things are bad luck really. A test wicketkeeper should be taking regulation chances and you shouldn’t be overstepping as a bowler either. Although there is more of an argument for the no ball being unlucky

There’s regulation stumpings and then there’s piss easy stumpings, that was more straightforward than either of those FFS

When Batty stamped on him he reckon he was just following the instructions on his shirt

Aye cos they weren't born.

I wonder how many takes it took for her to do her bits. 'that was great Charlotte, but can we try it once again without saying errrrrmmm and like so many times?'

He was always one of the more mediocre commentators around in the 80s, he definitely got the BSkyB job by default as none of the main commentators or presenters fancied it thinking it would be a disaster and nobody was able to watch it.

He’s retired, thank fuck.

Do like the continual involvement of women's team players in advertising though. Properly assimilated into the Club.