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Seems like an efficient billionaire disposal system if you ask me. More of this please.

And now too little oxygen.

Bruno and Big Joe starting together.

I love how we play hardball. I also hate how we play hardball,.

Its my pet name for you. I love you, really. Mainly because you remind me of my missus.

Here’s the only one I’d heard of, he’s a local ish MP…

nufc has some oldies amongst its support, pif needs to get its priorities right before its too late for them. fuck what gemmill says.

Brit'dYP

MF only has autocock

TBF to wyki I heard them saying on the radio pre-match that the side Southgate put out was the most experienced he's ever fielded i.e. the most caps between them. It's an end of season match at home to North Macedonia, it was the perfect time to give starts to the squad players but instead Southgate behaves like the overly aggressive dad crushing his eight year old at FIFA.

My mate is a professor emeritus of psychology at Oxford and he says “just nuke the fucking shithole” True story marras.

For sale- 1 Standup Paddleboard 1 Wetsuit XXXL 1 Sofa ( slightly soiled) 15 Metector sticks

Zis is about Ottmar Hitzfield suggesting zat ze hungarian player is very keen about ze golf courses.

@Lukas Ramsauer

Christ would be some signing like.

...then you're Arsenal.

Are her nuts numb?

You lot couldn't beat them.

You need a stress ball

Interesting choice of logo design they've gone with there 😳

I’d imagine if they don’t make it, the families will get the money back… … unless he has the receipt on him.

Looks as though we'll get answer on whether or not we're seriously interested in Szoboszlai in a little over a week at most. His final international match for the summer is tomorrow night.

Needs to stick to mending zips and trousers next to the motorbike shop iyam.

Airport security stopped me as I was about to board a flight and said ” I’m sorry sir, you can’t take that crow on board with you.” I said “ It’s fine, it’s my carrion crow”. Get fucked.

NUFC are a tiny part of PIFs portfolio. And PIF are just one of the tools MBS is using to revamp and re-market Saudi Arabia. There is a massive development drive going on over there to the tune of trillions of dollars literally. If and once they are able to develop all the tourist/luxury infrastructure you need people to come in and use it. Improving image, getting celebrties to come and live in the country and visit for events etc obviously helps with that. There are no FFP rules in Saudi (I guess?), so this is a great chance for them to attract footballers that noone else in Europe really wants at those prices/wages. It makes sense that the financial muscle of PIF is engaged for that. We shouldn't think even for a moment that we're the only or the main priority. I agree with what Gemmill said, we're likely to be an independent long term project and Im sure the investment will keep coming in as has been promised. A different sort of venture from the supercharged throw cash in the face projects PIF will be helping with in Saudi.

Joselu seems to me a rather mediocre player (the level of his entire career is what we saw here) and he is also a bit unlucky. In the last 3 Spanish teams in which he has been (Deportivo Coruña, Alavés and Espanyol) he has ended up being relegated. It is true that he has been at a more than acceptable level for 2 or 3 years and that this last season he has played very, very well. And that he has been lucky with the Spanish team (he has 3 goals in just 3 games). But he is already 33 years old ... I don't know. I understand that the signing that Real Madrid makes is for him to occupy the role that Mariano has had in recent years. That is to say... Play between 300 and 500 minutes per season. Only go out on the field in the first rounds of the cup, in games already sentenced or in the 80-85th minute of games in which you need to score and go to hang balls in the area. Real Madrid must sign a first name striker. I don't know if it will be Kane, Mbappe, Mané or who. But it can't be Joselu (another option that occurs to me is that Rodrygo ends up being his real center forward).

If Joselu had played for Sunderland, he'd be in their top 3 strikers this century.

You can get all the details when Netflix releases the movie next year.

This lad.

I think we're our own thing tbh. We're being run completely separately to everything that's going on with the Saudi league, I would imagine - I don't think they will be competing interests for PIF at all. If Maddison would rather be in London (which I'm sure there's probably some truth in), you can't really blame him. The capital can't be a bad place to be when money's no object.

FFP Claxon going off.

Wasn't me calling a fellow TTer numb nuts

Brand new (like an hour since released) Slowdive.

North Macedonia sounds like a made up country. The sort of place the baddies come from in an Enid Blyton story

AYP

Aye, it’s a genuine worry that his current plan is to head to Germany next summer with Henderson next to Bellingham and Rice when the likes of Foden or Eze could have benefited from the time in that role. The Liverpool right back gets a total luxury role in central midfield though

The Commons voted overwhelmingly in support of the report, by 354 to seven

'and these young kids coming through' Well Gazzza, we wouldn't know because the cunt doesn't play em.

I mean, what with all the booze and porns and fags* and drugs you’ll be doing well to find your own arse, so go easy on yourself there, buckaroo. * fags=cigarettes over here.

Sympathy?

As has been mentioned before, even their fantasy scenarios are absolutely shite

I can't get over how popular they are with random strangers purely based on them supporting Sunderland. It's amazing stuff to be honest and I'm sure a psychologist would have an absolute field day with them.

Alnwick/Belford Mags going by train The only other one I know of is Amanda’s “spliff n sniff” party bus is if that’s your scene @JawD it’s mostly Stoney clad Dark Fruit Mags on that one