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Feck sake I saw 40+ replies and thought we had signed someone to replace Maxi... Disappointed

He isn’t sure, to be sure, so he isn’t.

It was all going well until the West Brits got a bit pugnacious.

I'm reminded of that episode of Seinfeld where Bryan Cranston plays Jerry's dentist, and Jerry is convinced that the dentist only married a Jewish women so he could get a pass for telling Jew jokes 😂

No one is insinuating that all Irish are gippos. Just you.

They arrived at SJP an hour before she did

The most shocking thing about this is your visits to Stamford Bridge @Billy Whitehurst 😱

It’s almost as if journalists are a bit reluctant to try and get inside info from our new owners- can’t think why.

Fuck me, we need some transfer activity

Sorry you were under that misapprehension, we’re a bunch of brutally rude cunts with communist tendencies. Do you tar and feather the bridegroom before their wedding day round your way? Because they do where ewerk is from . That’s the bar for qualifying Irishness after you’ve completed your probation period on Toontastic, please forward your photographic evidence to an admin

My gutters don't need cleared, nor my driveway cleaning so tell him not to waste his time. >>>> <<<<

The UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND.

Just vote whoever is most likely to oust the incumbent tory cunt, perfectly logical and ethical strategy.

Anthony Gordon enters the chat

So you did all that digging and your argument is that he averages 6.75 vs 6.85 for Lascelles (who I already said I don’t particularly rate) a lot of the time alongside one or both of Silva or Rudiger. That’s me convinced. Sign him up and let’s all start calling him ‘Der Kaiser’.

🎵 When a good player signs Every cunt has designs On a shit song It's 'amore' most do Or 'volare' will do For their shit song There it is, Fucking straight away, Cringeworthy chant, Make it go away It's a shit song! Scusa me But you see, Wank rhymes are mandatory In a shit song In A Shit song! 🎶

His dad fuckwit

Tbf the whole area of Birmingham is a shithole so they are all in it together.

I love how they simply refuse to acknowledge that the airport is actually within the city of Newcastle

Sussed.

He'll need to work on second half performances because it usually seems to fall apart around 45

Hahaha, guilty as charged I’m afraid. In my defence, it’s only a 10 minute walk and I like going to matches, regardless of who is playing. However, I can confirm that a) Chelsea fans are irredeemable cunts, b) Stamford Bridge has zero atmosphere (even less than The Emirates) and c) Trevoh Chalobah is gash.

Robinson needs dropping at the moment because he is all talk and little action. His comments after the first test were especially embarrassing in the light of the first day of the second test. He seems to be going slower and slower as well, now that he is set as the next Anderson and Broad and his place is confirmed. He almost seems like he is back to the stage when he was told he needed to up his fitness. Having said that, Anderson looks a shadow of himself, but perhaps not surprising at his age. Of course, no one gets dropped anymore, for loyalty reasons (unless you are the best wicketkeeper in the world).

Just apropos of nothing, atm our signings seem to come out of the blue and the players we are supposed to be in for invariably go somewhere else. I had never heard of Tonali and didnt see anything to link us with him until his agent confirmed he was about to sign. Which makes me think 1. All the ITKs/media wittering on about our supposed targets/enquiries/offers are just speculating and dont really have a clue 2. A transfer is going to be pretty much done and dusted before we hear a whisper about it 3. The more we're heavily linked with a player in the media (Maddison, Szoboszlai etc) the less likely it is we're actually in for them The club seems very tight on security of info these days, not only targets and negotations but also transfer budget, wages etc. This leads me to conclude that any intel thats in the wind about "preparing a bid" is crapola, probably put about by the player's agent to put pressure on another club's negotations.

His Da was Han, not Fuckwit.

Must have given him Palpatinations doing that

He did recently kill his uncle Han Solo mind

If we can swap ASM and Barnes in the squad for similar cash then it's a no brainier. Averaged 12 goals from midfield for the last 3 seasons and yet to hit his peak. If Gordon can adapt to playing RW I could see them being a regular part of our front 3 next season with Isak

What a weird way to go on about one of our players… Think the run of games and confidence will help him going into next season rather than be a possible detriment like The Fish mentioned. He didn’t start loads and had a bit of a brutal start to the season with the way Everton fans targeted him. Look forward to seeing what he can do next season, I like his directness and pace along with how he fits into the press so hopefully he fits in with our lot and proves to be a useful squad member.

Whoa is twitter embedding working again. This lad is no gippo if he's just sorted that!

https://twitter.com/_engee/status/1676590802477170695?s=46&t=ytLiTTx5wmuNZJztyLjiJg

Mussolini jokes are hanging, btw.

Less of the inaccurate stereotypes please. Any proper Irish gippo won't be seen in anything other than a Toyota Hiace.

I'm never totally convinced anybody's irish unless they've got an old transit full of boxed lcd tvs with no innards.

Can you fuckers take this bullshit outside the transfer thread?

Fucking chill out for fuck sake, man! I know you're not new to the forum so I'm assuming you're suffering from amnesia or something? We just tend to carry on, talk a bit of shit and do stupid stuff from time to time as we're in dad- jokes age territory these days. I'm not calling anyone a gippo in reality.

You alright PB? You seem a little tense recently. Has LTA overtaken your account?

So you're not actually British then?

His footballing philosophy is that hard work creates the freedom for chances, or something. Favours a pragmatic approach in the League, but in Europe, it’s all-out attack.

I wonder if he's given the players their numbers yet

Favours the right wing.

I think they're excellent tbh, could Goebbel them up all day long.

He's calling you a gippo, mate.

Well that's handy, seeing as it's already on all the shirts.

That's a real Ronseal of a pun there.

Coming into work this morning I remembered Fish post and just started chuckling to myself again