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Alright Mav and Ice.

boycott incoming

And of course we aren’t owned by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

If I saw a horse on a bike I'd give it a wide berth, mind.

@trophyshy- your new name in a year or two?

No room for?

Btw "mum's attic" is not a euphemism, MF

Would you say that's his Saint-Maximum?

I love how “MLF” territory consists of just about everywhere in the North East but “Mag” territory can only extend from Barrack Road to Grey Street

You never know, you might like it.

Looking swish tbf.

I turned 55 today- full on middle aged. Asked for a Porsche, a blonde secretary and a divorce. Got some beer and a hat.

Saw a clip Vine posted a while back where a car was turning left. He was on his bike a good 20 yards back. The car was indicating left and turning across a bike lane. The driver was in the wrong as the cyclist had right of way. But instead of just easily avoiding the car, who would’ve been out of his way and turned left before he got there, Vine put a shift on and made a meal out of it. Just so he could one of his latest ‘wronged London cyclist’ vids on social media. Just to be clear - Yes, I am saying he’s worse than a gas chamber operator

Looks like this presenter thing is falling apart as the lass has denied it which The Sun knew and the coppers are suggesting there's nowt to it. This all smacks of Osborne ringing his mates and asking for a diversion for the sixteen year old thing.

His lass is fucking smoking mind. Well played that man.

The picture above of Huw Edwards with his keks around his ankles not give it away?

Reminds me of the old Profanosaurus entry: “Her kloppa was wetter than Rod Hull’s roof”

Sister's basement? 🙂

Also, I didn't know Owen Jones had joined Celtic?

I don't IPTV for various reasons, most notably because I am an upstanding, inherently morally superior person who actually properly contibutes money to the makers of the content, without which you IPTV scumbags would have none of the said content. That aside, Mrs Rents is bizarrely backwards to technology, to the extent for some unfathomable reason she prefers "live" TV to streamed content, and rarely looks past BBC, ITV and Channel 4, despite the fact I currently have subscriptions to Disney, Netflix, Now, Amazon and Apple TV.

It's when they state as fact that only Newcastle fans wear club shirts on holiday, or around town. Only Newcastle fans make a tit of themselves on public transport. Only Newcastle fans sing songs about their rivals at important matches which aren't against them. Only Newcastle fans etc. Set aside the fact that Sunderland fans do all the above and more, it's commonplace across the country. Fans in Blackburn shirts in the home end of some random Championship team when Burnley came to play. Chelsea fans being pricks on the Tube. Some Spurs fans singing about Arsenal on their Champions League away days. The way that lot go on, you'd assume that Newcastle are alone in having that kind of behaviour among their fans. At least we don't shit on our seats though, that is a distinctly unique mackem trait.

Couldn't believe he's still only 31 - seems to have been around injured for ever.

Yes, but there are few players called Poulet Roti.

Has anyone quizzed Chicken Nonce on his “Up The Arse Corner” profile pic?

Single file or are they side-by-side and blocking the sky for everyone else, inconsiderate twats?

Hmmm, it depends on NUFC outgoings, wonder who that could be? Heard Eddie is a Long Time Admirer of Barnes

Thanks for the warning, I wasn’t planning on looking on Twitter tonight, and now I definitely won’t.

Also remember from around that era in the Viz - celebrities’ favourite sexual positions and ‘Lenny Bennett: The Wheelbarrow’

I remember that. Made all the funnier because The Viz quite obviously didn’t have 46 previous editions

Not hot enough to make him break a smile though.

Happy birthday, MF.

He's dead to me.

All of which leads me nicely to an excuse to post… Given his location, we can state that Nev was not an MLF.

"There's somebody on the roof!" Not now, there's not....

You’re not suggesting Jesus Guppy is the accused, are you?

Yeah i liked it before both of you did.

If someone were to offer £40m for ASM we should take it. He's an exciting game changer for a team, but he's just too injury prone. When we didn't have an actual tactician in the managers office ASM was clearly our biggest threat to other teams. Now he's still a threat, but our overall game doesn't need to rely on him as much. At this stage of our evolution we play a more complete game without him, we need to be shrewd in the transfer window and selling him frees up a bit in wages and a sizeable chunk in transfer fee. He must be on about £70k pw, that plus a £35m fee would make it easier to bring in Barnes who can not only replace ASM's creativity, but also provides better tactical awareness/defensive cover. When we're trophy gobbling behemoth, we can sign someone like ASM, for the lols.

A little place on the north coast near Roda called Acharavi. It’s the first time we’ve been abroad with the kids for one reason or another. We’re with my sis and my mam and dad so we’ve got enough people to collectively insure the kids don’t drown each other in theory. I’ve been to Corfu a couple of times before. I forgot about the fucking mosquitos though. The little CUNTS!!!! The place is right on the beach and faces west so the sunset is lush

You should listen to MF's tips as to how to seal the boot with plastic to keep forensic evidence to a minimum

I’ll have you know I’m a delightful chap to share an afternoon Ouzo with, once you get used me rubbing my thighs every two seconds. Buuut, I’m not going Greek this year, it’s Windmills and Kriek in a couple of weeks. Cheeky cunts