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Their obsession with County Durham Mags man. A new hundred plus post thread has popped up because someone has shown a tweet of Durham CCers singing the Blaydon Races. This lad gipetto deserves a special award. "Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission. gipetto has rumbled us. Reinstate Durham Sunderland line we pretended was scrapped by Beeching" .

Chris the pincher Pincher has resigned. Only after the Standards Committee recommended an 8 week suspension. Which would have triggered a recall ballot in his constituency. Also only after his appeal against the sanction failed. That’s almost RTG levels of class

Beww Btw it’s funny as fuck how racist so many of them are when they think they’re taking the moral highground. It kind of invalidates their supposed concern for minorities

Here's a good one. Count how many times the BBC or other MSM will say "Labour led Birmingham council" in the news. The reason for Birmingham council's bankruptcy being the equal pay suit. And who was in charge of the council when that suit was made? Yep, the tories.

https://x.com/deludedof/status/1699739053057335471?s=46&t=_JhUCoDPCaDM2qiBf831Jw Thoughts?

I find these threads fascinating and disturbing. The level of hatred towards Howe is off the scale. One of them says he hopes he fires a live round into Shearer's temple. Honestly, why get to those levels of hate about people who are at worst a bit boring? There's another thread about a Keegan Reid gala dinner or something. Same thing. Hand on heart I am certain I'd like and admire Keegan even if he had successfully played for and managed them instead of us. I like Reid too. I'm fairly sure he won't like.

@wykikitoon spotted

The next time I ever watch a film about the battle of the Atlantic and you see a captain of one of the merchant navy ships stoically, stiff upper lip on show, waving goodbye to the RAF aircrew as they have to turn back in their escort planes as they've reached their fuel limit and leaving the convoy to the mercy of the U-boat wolf pack I'm going to imagine Rents looking at the minimum wage Sodexo 'security' skinny lads as they get off at Walkergate metro station thinking to themselves, 'Percy Main? Howdon? fuck that'.

"opted to stay in the championship and turn down promotion"

Straying dangerously close to "When will YOU answer MY simple question?" territory here. I wish I had the data on LM's age when he first started this.

This. We are so pathetic as a nation. We literally threw a hissy fit for not getting what we thought we wanted under Cameron, shit the bed, put our hands up our soiled butt crack and flung as much as we could at our friends (most landing in our face), and now are crawling on our hands and knees striking sectorised bespoke deals which are fucking shit compared with what we already had. And to achieve this we have wrecked our economy, thrown away our personal freedoms, our children's futures, and most of our well earned respect and soft power. And now, in typical English style, we wake up the next morning, do our best to shower off the shit, but bury our heads in the sand about what we did the previous night. It was always going to end like this. And nearly every fucker on this board minus the DFS manager knew it. And here we are.. Those with senses and brains that work can see all this for what it is. You get one life, and most get one country. June 2016 was the half way point in my life and we have let the most malevolent cunts in British political history take away our futures for their own gain. As a result the second half of my life, and, more importantly, that of my children's, is worsened. Good news about Horizon. But the reason it's good news is because of catastrophic news in the first place.

same mate. 3 ballots fuck all. this time last season (can't be arsed to check the fixture list) I'd been to forest at home, man city at home. brighton away, wolves away. last season I managed 80% of home games (opted out of the others) and 50% of our away games (minus wembley) I could get away tickets in the tried and tested system from donators both old and new in much the same way as I myself helped others out since the late 80s/early 90s and onwards..... completely frozen out now. they've excluded from purchasing away tickets membership holders who have more loyalty points for away games than season ticket holders. they've imposed fucking draconian identity checks and punishments for 'offenders' who don't comply with their sinister intentions , they're treating decent, normal people like fucking potential criminals I despised ashley, I'm rapidly growing to despise these cunts too. they've increased the membership fee by 50% and made it unlimited, their communication of membership sales for match day tickets are farcical and leave little if any time for those living outside the north east to plan for travel and accommodation. they've failed to communicate how many memberships they've sold or how many match day tickets go on sale for each match. they've increased the cost of a ticket for both the aston villa and brentford game by 30% from last season. they've implemented a digital ticket system for entry which serves no purpose whatsoever other than create gridlock and confusion at turnstiles. they've created a system which allows no choice of seats to those successful in a ballot no matter how inappropriate the seat might be to the ticket holder dependant on age/mobility/eyesight and originally cost. attempting to contact the box office with a query is fucking shambolic and a waste of time unless you've got a couple of hours to put aside. everything the club have done regarding ticketing this season has been pathetic and embarrassing, about the only thing they've achieved is to make lee charnley look like a professional. I've walked away from this shit before when my principals haven't allowed me to finance people who are taking the fucking piss out of me. I'm about to do it again and I couldn't give a flying fuck if we might be about to become good.

Aye they’re racist as fuck, literally trying to take moral highground while calling Saudi Arabians “camel humpers” among other things. Hilarious that when we were in the Championship the mackems told us the PL is all that mattered in football, now they’ve been out of it forever the PL isn’t something to be a part of and lower league footy is proper football . Aye sure lads, carry on tossing off over your amazing youth talents that are in medium demand from sides like Burnley and Stoke.

Only 28 hate filled posts so far marra, but early days (1 hour in). Apparently according to OP next year you'll get beheaded if you run it in less than 2 hours. Think I'll give it a miss then, again.

#Imagine

More innocent times.

"Promotion? Mug's game, marra." Getting the stone island, err, I mean the MLF tale in early doors, natch.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2011/jan/16/fa-sunderland-pitch-invader-steve-harper-newcastle

They’ve got a thread up about Steve Harper, all wishing him well ( only read 1st page). https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/steve-harper.1615246/ Naturally, Newcastle’s longest serving player and current Academy director is a massive lads fan

That, and the previous transfer windows when we either bought dross with no sell-on value or gave new long-term contracts to wasters who we can't sell.

no, not those twats

nonsense. This is just more evidence of Britannia unchained

Weather has been terrible today but it cleared up long enough for me to hit a score of 999 on the “KICKER” machine that registers just how fucking brilliant your right foot is. Get Ryder on the phone, i’m available for any and all Champions League fixtures

Newcastle boss Eddie Howe to start Great North Run https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-66744622 I haven’t looked over there yet, but what do we reckon? 100+ replies already?

Is this a new Model, the old Model, or an interim Model ? Seems to be working a treat, tbh.

Paddocklad when Bruno brings his kid on the pitch

Well the truth is staring everyone in the face but there is a bunch of middle aged fanboys who can’t admit it It’s actually not that massive a thing (largely agree with what Dave is saying about the team) but often on here you get the biggest pushback when you go against what the accepted orthodoxy is. Maybe because I’m a ranter and a raver I didn’t put it very well but Alex summed it up perfectly. It is a thing. He needs to concentrate on football. Hes also a massive fuckin badge kisser, cannot stand those cunts, not sure if I’ve mentioned that? 😆

As a city fan can i just add that pretty much all city fans seem to agree that we expected Ake's goal to be offside. Our good luck came in a game I think we would have won anyway. Our bad luck, Rashfords offside against us last season came in a difficult game. That's not evened itself out in my blue tinted eyes. I like VAR as it's better than the olden days, but i'd prefer it if it could be fully automated. No biased VAR dudes hidden away, listening to a supposed agenda. And any contentious decisions raised by the fully automated VAR dealt with by the referee and the monitor. As a software developer I would be happy to help develop this fully automated VAR system 😏

I don’t do tactics.

Man Utd top league of transfer losses with negative spend of more than £1bn in last decade Those horrible owners.

BAUed YO.

PaddockLad is obsessed with Brunos kid. A red flag right there to the new missus.

Don't they just demote them to the Championship instead? "You got it wrong Dave." "Howard, please." "Dave, there's nothing I can do." "Howard, I've got a family!? Please Howard, don't-" "You're going to Sunderland, Dave."

I work in Boro one day a week. Looking out the window of our offices is like playing The Last of Us on a massive screen. Drunks, junkies, scraps in the street, all day long. There was one lass tried to take a "short cut" through a hedge. This thing is about 8 foot deep and runs parallel to a path which she could have just walked along, but she was so out of it she went through the hedge. Took her about 3 minutes to move 8 feet and she eventually faceplanted out of the end of it onto the kerb and had to be picked up by some (also drunk) passersby.

PL to Bruno’s kid

We know what must be done.

The security guards are the size of oompah lumpahs and are shitin cunts. Happy to sort out "trouble" at Jesmond, fucking all get off at Walkergate before facing the charver corridor. Have I mentioned I don't like charvers?

I tried to get one going with the Metro a few years ago, but they bottled it due to copyright. Can’t wear the same gear as the original Guardian Angels, so I suggested using proper riot helmets instead of berets, and making it purple instead of red. I think what lost the argument was calling it The Purple Helmets.

Don’t the egg chasers call the ref “Sir”? Fuck that public-schoolboy shit with a rusty stick.

Close, but I find the best approach is to take off your top, which makes them think “aye aye, we’ve got a Tyson here “ then take off your trousers, which makes them think “ Oh shit” No one wants a fight a crazy bloke in his kegs.

“yi wouldn get tha’ at t’rugbeh ah says yi wouldn get tha’ at t’rugbeh”

Also good in a Brendan Foster commentary voice, à la Douglas Wakiihuri

They elected not one but two Tory MPs iirc with hefty majorities so you can blame a canny few of the locals.

"Taxi queue'"