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"Oh, you're not having a good birthday now? Still., at least you won't have another one .... Silver linings and all that. "

While also funding the indiscriminate slaughter of Yemini women and children through tickets sales. I hope they’re proud of themselves.

There were sunderland fans at SJP tonight with Costa Rica flags on their backs

Good to see that Barney Ronay isn’t a boring prick about just us.

Wouldn't have expected anything else but a real good straight edge.

How absolutely, unequivocally tragic these cunts are.

Took the East Stand good and proper.

Howay man let’s gan! Wuz had Micky McMick’s epic stag dee there! And, it’s just doon the road from Bilbao, our famous long-time marraquentas.

September 8th 2024 "Hello? Mr HMHM? It's the hospital, about those tests we did a couple of weeks ago, are you sitting down? Oh! Silly me, before I give you the bad news.....Happy birthday!"

What a bunch of fucking idiots. Glad he called Pearson out who was slyly hiding in the background filming the sorry episode and then rushed to upload it all to embarrass the fan base, thick cunt.

When were you captain? 🙂

Nicky Butt captained us for TWO years?!?!

👍

🙂

Pearson and Gemma? I know.

Girls can be virgins too.

'Didn't have pebbles, used PVA glue instead.'

Thanks Albert 👍🙂

Well that’s spooky. I’ve just posted a very similar gif in the boxing thread. Are you Cystic Peg?

Happy birthday!

My neighbours are police

He’s moved to Peterborough, so he’s probably got an Allegro.

He's painted himself into a corner. Get on with it Barney Rubble.

@Howmanheyman Happy belated birthday. Mate enjoy the weekend as much as you can as you'll never see 50 again, the rest of the shit will still be there Monday and you can sort it out then. In other news, my best mate and his wife were staying in Marrakech last night. Just heard from them in the last hour or so, sounds like they had a close call. They were evacuated from their hotel in time but had to search through the rubble for their belongings once things settled down.

On a completely unrelated note and getting back to my redundancy, here's a puzzler for everyone. All the tax breaks these cunts have been keen on for certain people despite spreading austerity for everyone else but one tax non-break that sticks out like a sore thumb yet I've never heard anyone mention it is the tax fee redundancy payment being the same today as it was when I was made redundant from S&N in 2007! It hasn't changed and is still at £30,000. Now people might think what's the problem but this is a potential company payment, not a government one and you're ultimately losing your job to get it. If a company decides to give you a decent redundancy payment these cunts have obviously not put the tax free limit up for at least 16 years, (I'm pretty sure it's longer than that as well although a quick look isn't conclusive) because, why? Is it their dogma that the more money the plebs get, the more likely they'll want to stay out of work? It's funny what tax breaks they're interested in and which ones they're not.

I’d stick to sedating the unwell if I were you

Ah yes, you of course being the board’s alpha male (nurse).

Ah, I forgot this forum was full of Beta cucks that don't know a pozi drive from a phillips head

Bad news mate. Splash strips aren't part of building regs apparently, but if water is getting in at ground level you could always put one in yourself. Pull out a row of bricks/paving slabs that touch your house and replace with gravel

Did you keep showing him pictures of sausages on your phone?

It’s been a solid 29c today, brothers. Been in Afitos village, had some waxa Pastitso and am currently on one of our hotel terraces (sea view) drinking ice cold Alpha. You shall not have me beat

That’s easy for you to say

And also, look on the bright side. The redundancy’s an opportunity. The house stuff’s a ball ache but it’s definitely better finding it out now and sorting than a big leak in the dead of winter. And, like me granny from Walker used to say, the sun shines on the righteous so have a few bevvies in the gorgeous sunshine for your birthday. Also, please allow me to apologise on behalf of the UK civil service

Hairy fanny? A shagged out pussy?

Don't get me wrong, I knew it was coming but the timing was a bit special, just like last year when the royal chief decided to pop her clogs and my birthday was basically the wife virtually in tears watching the news.

If it was a choice I think I'd rather watch the Saudi Arabia game at SJP tonight or some gay porn than this.

I am now actually imagining Chewbacca scoring a winning goal at SJP, ripping off his toon number 9 short to reveal himself in all his fur. Canny. Sign him up.

This. We are so pathetic as a nation. We literally threw a hissy fit for not getting what we thought we wanted under Cameron, shit the bed, put our hands up our soiled butt crack and flung as much as we could at our friends (most landing in our face), and now are crawling on our hands and knees striking sectorised bespoke deals which are fucking shit compared with what we already had. And to achieve this we have wrecked our economy, thrown away our personal freedoms, our children's futures, and most of our well earned respect and soft power. And now, in typical English style, we wake up the next morning, do our best to shower off the shit, but bury our heads in the sand about what we did the previous night. It was always going to end like this. And nearly every fucker on this board minus the DFS manager knew it. And here we are.. Those with senses and brains that work can see all this for what it is. You get one life, and most get one country. June 2016 was the half way point in my life and we have let the most malevolent cunts in British political history take away our futures for their own gain. As a result the second half of my life, and, more importantly, that of my children's, is worsened. Good news about Horizon. But the reason it's good news is because of catastrophic news in the first place.