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Clean sheet. 3 points. Champions league Tuesday What a time to be alive Fucking love it

He’s starting today so I’d get the sheets down sharpish

I'm still devastated at Gazza going to Spurs tbh.

Du du dudu.... spreadsheet man is here...

LTA:

Me 'Wilson is mint with his back to goal' Her 'I could have mine back to goal for him' 🙄

Like an Alan Bennett play.

he was a shite manager I agree, a good manager would've identified dyer as the real bad apple and a good manager would've found a way to man manage arguably their best player.... not fuck him off out to the detriment of the team. I warn you alex, we've only just joined the m1 south of nottingham, I can keep this up for another couple of hours till I get to the percy!

our best player alongside Gordon

Almost feels like a mini Burnley game this from 2021. Really must win, won by a single scrappy goal (or pelanty in this case), and hopefully will kick start our season. It's their first loss too, good result. With AC Milan getting stuffed by their derby rivals, bodes well.

If it weren’t for his incompetence then Wilson would have a hatrick and Wyki would be pulling this out of the bedside drawer.

IDEA: If a player goes down holding their head when it clearly hasn’t been touched then it’s a straight red card. It would stop this playacting.

It’s moot because it would’ve gone to shite anyway because he wasn’t a very good manager and there was something rotten in the club by that point. The idea scapegoating the wrong person was the issue misses the point imo. Btw, is anyone else getting LTA vibes from TBD? <——— safety wink

I knew you or G-Dogg would come through

I think Souness was brought in to get rid of the likes of Bellamy. Which he did and took the heat off Shepherd. I think Freddie definitely got what he wanted but he wasn’t left with much of a team or club after that

If that desperately unfunny twat Fielding gets peddled off our TVs then it’ll be a national holiday in my house

Thoughts and prayers this morning for ciao/ @Howmanheyman . The football scheduling gods are often cruel

David Edgar tells a story about the time he and Matty Pattinson were invited to train with the first team. Pattinson misplaced a couple of passes and Bellamy stopped the game, picked up the ball and said "no-ones playing until that ginger cunt leaves, he'll never make it as a footballer". I mean he wasn't wrong, but it's also a cunts trick as senior pro to embarrass a young un in front of the whole squad. The whole "it's a rite of passage to get bullied as a youth team player" is as outdated in football as it is in the medicine, the forces and every other profession where people end up having a breakdown and killing themselves for fear of not making the grade

Aye. The comment in the tweet is spot on too. It’s a friendly question imo, I.e. the journalist is inviting Klopp to have a bit of a rant and he clearly has a strong opinion about it, which he then gives. But not before he’s tried to make the journalist look like a twat for asking it. Then you get all the sycophants piling in with comments about how Klopp really showed him there. Aye, showed him what a cunt he is.

Spatial awareness. Have you ever seen one try and reverse park.

https://x.com/Casey_Evans_/status/1702685431144362482?s=20 The bloke is such a fucking cunt .

Does this count as a Gran Slam?

Both clubs should file an appeal to get Pawson binned. Thats the key takeaway from this game.

He should stick to his whiteboard the long haired geek. His side got away with fucking murder today.

He thought it was Wykiki’s lass.

And... Why aye.

Gordon did win a penalty mind, and the ball that created the opportunity for said penalty came from a Barnes cross.

Relieved but what has Pawson got against us? Sky generational programming or did I do his wife when he was at the allotment?

This ref is a joke..

Aye, it would have been harsh but for me it’s the rule. He had his arm up, if he hadn’t blocked it the ball was going right to Wilson who had a free shot from 6 yards. Also can’t say I’m in any charitable mood to Brentford as for me they’ve escaped at least one red and had a goal unfairly ruled out in their favor. All while they’ve kicked us up a height and dived, while their bellend manager has played checkers on a white board.

Genuinely might be the worst ref display I’ve ever seen this.

Fuck me this cunt Pawson is useless.

Howard Webb has another fucking pointless apology call to make. The fucking incompetence man.

I think it’s down to pressure and nerves. We need to get Champion league started and into some rhythm. It does remind me a bit of us after the world cup and pre wembley.

Got asked to work today, expecting it to be driving. Nope- full warehouse stock-take. Since I can’t drive a forklift, didn’t have a scanner, and all the driving was covered, I was sent out to pick up the mid morning bacon butties order, but otherwise was like a spare dick at an orgy. All on double-time So, picked up this at Aldi on the way home along with burger makings for tea tonight. Its not a patch on a proper Belgian Trippel, but at £3:49 a 750ml bottle (6%), it’s perfectly neckable and not too bad at all. ( Obviously, I got more than one- double time, double ale ).

I haven’t got over Hughie Gallagher going to Chelsea.

He’s skint now as well but you’d imagine he’ll have burnt loads of bridges so there won’t be many job offers Aye, the red card was the icing on the cake

https://x.com/nufc/status/1702677619857031498?s=46&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw one of the worst decisions in my life. I went to Newcastle for the first time ever. The club offered me a ticket against Liverpool or Manchester. I really fucking hate John Arne fucking Riise the fucking ginger cunt.

Murray not in Mint condition anymore

I’d already had 50 bags of compost slide off their pallet on Stepney Bank by this point. I was firmly in “ Meh, fuck it “ mode.

Smashing start to the new job then?

This 700+kg pallet of Chinese comestibles. LIP What a fucking day