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A lad in his 20’s wearing a footy top! Surely he should have screamed “mag behavior” rather than smiling?

They’ve taken the washing lines of Alnmouth good and proper though.

One of our Aussie contingents getting rumbled for their flaming racism.....

And yet you haven't shared it. If you're not part of the solution...

Jackie Milburn was a mackem tha knarrs marra? This lad knows the score, ha can smile to himself. Gateshead, County Durham, has fallen to them along with Morpeth. Why aye!

What a tragically mundane pile of shite. Especially the last line, already setting up a story for his next trip to Alnmouth. Where he’ll say out loud in the pub he’s a MLF. Then he’ll put some Mag bastids in their place in some highly unlikely, low on detail, tale.

Northumberland pub with mackem memorabilia displayed.... in the 70s! How the fuck would you even remember this?

That mackem when he realised there was a fellow MLF living out there......

What's with these square photos? Are you working on a range of first edition stamps?

After years of practice, its easy enough the average mackem to square this particular circle.

P-Dog isn’t ginger enough to be G-Dog!

The new improved ‘Albert’. Now with added football bantz.

di top shagger

I watched this live and didn't realise quite how much they took the piss there. Tough day at the office for the Mekon.

some goal this like

Stick to the threesome with Wykiki moaning about Southgate in the corner while trying to get hard.

Here a stat for you. Chelsea have only won six games in 2023. Leeds and Leicester (both relegated), Borussia Dortmund, late-stage Patrick Viera Crystal Palace, Luton (new PL whipping boys), and AFC Wimbledon (League 2). Booed off by their away following yesterday.

Was it black and white?

Eddie’s not there to see the tourist sites.

I hope this is one of you

Do we have a semi-literate fame thirsty thread?

Good evening from Marcantonio Bentegodi Stadium 😆

This is funny. One of their own has rightly picked up on the obvious hypocrisy of them calling County Durham Mags scum at the same time as lauding Nothumberland SMBs. Think this old lad Bob is going to have a coronary over it.

Two things, Victory fans are renown for being absolute cunts (they have a history of brawls, pitch invasions and at the time were already on a good behaviour bond) and earlier that week the A-League association had announced they had signed a deal with Stadium Australia, in Sydney, to host the grand final for the next three seasons and, of course, regardless of the teams playing in it, so the Victory fans decided they weren't happy. A bit of background, since the leagues inception, the GF has been held at the home ground of the highest place team that makes the final and with Victory having a successful history, they had held it a number of times over the years - not that their recent history would point to that. But the association had recently lost millions from their TV revenue because there was a clause in the contract that included a "bonus" payment if a certain number of subscribers signed up (online broadcaster) and the association being the idiots they are thought it was a given but lo and behold, they didn't make the number, so they found a solution that no one agreed with. To the actual incident - the Victory fans had made a big fuss about protesting that game, turning their backs, etc. Then one of their idiot fans threw a flare at the City keeper, he decided to return it back to where it came, next thing you know, the cunts jump the fence, rushed him, some cunt picked up the sand bucket, where flares are meant to be extinguished, and starts laying into the keeper with it. A bunch were arrested, some have actually fled the country. The conspiracy theorist in me, thinks there is more to it - this was just weeks after Australia had had a successful World Cup and football always has a huge boost here after we do well in a WC but there is a lot of hate for the local national league from the other football codes, rugby league and aussie rules, and because that's where the money in sport is, in this country, they fear losing it. Rugby League matches currently are at an all time low for attendance and TBH, only Victoria and the weirdo states of SA and WA care about aerial ping pong. Football is the most played game here but it's professional competition has never cracked it - the other have a lot to lose.

Fucking hell @OTF I told you not to do that interview! "Best part" about South Australia is it was the only state of Australia that was a free settlement, so no convicts, which means it was filled with religious zealots and fucking weirdos. Place is full of churches and mass murderers and although that footage looks like it was shot in the 80s, it wasn't, it was only 3 weeks ago. To put things in to perspective further, the first newspaper Murdoch owned was the Adelaide afternoon tabloid, The News, so South Australia is also responsible for that racist cunt.

Aye, they look well set to dominate Europe and get the next generation of north east youngsters choosing them. Based on absolutely fuck all in either their current situation or their past history. League One is obviously not their ‘rightful’ place but since the 60s they’ve been a yo-yo club for the most part. They’ve also had a lot more years in the third tier compared to their single European campaign though.

https://x.com/leonardleazes/status/1703447064300998864?s=46&t=_JhUCoDPCaDM2qiBf831Jw (these things used to embed, thanks Elon!)

probably because he has been telling everyone the story religiously for 50 f-u-c-k-i-n-g years.

See, the relationship goes so far back that even their nans scored for them.

I saw a black and white zebra once in Africa. Well it was on the telly in all honesty, but the bloke trying to kill it had a black and white shield. Proper mag . I had a pint with him afterwards, Byker born and bred.

Who needs a camera when you're busy playing snake!

I can't believe I watched some of this, needless to say, 'what the the Italian papers are saying from MILAN - and the serie A' will remain a mystery as the daft cunt doesn't tell you as the Thompson House budget didn't quite stretch to an interpreter. (He could've at least looked at the pictures and had a guess?)

BDs mate, 'chinky'? (I'd not have bothered with a flag about them, mind. Mackem like behaviour).

Looking forward to reading back over their match thread, regardless of the result. A Champions League match thread on a Championship message board. Something they've not had before.

You’d think they’d at least have photoshopped out the red eye

With his jumper on. Like when those mackem players videoed themselves in a threesome.

Grandchildren won't find it hard to believe that they were in League One, however they'll refer to that period as "the Good Old Days".

'Barcelona of the north, marra? Ajax is where it's at these days. Sniff.'

Pizza?

What if the lift breaks in their new stadium and they've been relegated?