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Aye, think he might have wandered onto the field and ended up playing in their defence.

The best thing for me is how we grind out performances when we're up against it. Milan away, today first half. Newcastle of old would have crumbled, now we stick around and give ourselves a chance even with squad players involved. Amazing what a great coach and some organization can do.

TBF I knew he was up for it tonight as soon as I saw him walking to the changing rooms.

Posted this on the general blather thread, it's Evertons, those lucky scousers. Just struck me it looks a latter day ZX spectrum loading screen.

Did not expect to log in today and find Rayvin demanding that Starmer back dat ass up.

Joelinton makes such a difference to our press. He has a brilliant sense of timing and it seems that he is often the catalyst either in the tackle or as the close by pilot fish picking up the scraps after a teammate applies the pressure. I wasn't too upset with the first half. I thought we frustrated them and perhaps even it was a plan by Howe to limit the minutes in the legs for Gordon and Bruno by setting up in a holding pattern with the two Lewis's until hitting them with early second half substitutes. I think a lot of the credit for the win goes to Howe. The substitutes were timed perfectly. He got in before Pep and we hit them before Pep could respond. Brilliant result. Another clean sheet. The machine appears to be clicking into gear. Hopefully we can maul Pep-lite's Burnley at the weekend and move into the next CL match with even more momentum.

I know I said Tonali needs time, and he was much better second half. He needs to be showing that tenacity more often and winning tackles high up the pitch. I also think that kind of result is indicative of Joelinton being in the side. The guy was all over tonight. He's an absolute beauty.

There is a blind section at St James’s. I think they get audio of the game. I’d do it if I was blind. Might even have more chance of getting a ticket. Might be worth Brokendoll putting some shades on and buying a white stick.

Cancel culture strikes again.

You do occasionally have to wonder how long TT would last if cancel culture ever discovered it

Nailed it

Eddie told him it’s curry night at Wetherspoons so he doesn’t want to be fucking about with extra time.

90% sure Eddie was calling Pep a cardigan cunt there.

He's okay, just had a diaper pin stuck in his shin pad.

He told us first. RIP 1982 wants it's joke back.

Aston Villa: Women's team 'dreading' WSL opener because of sweat-drenched shirts https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66932993

This is why.

I used to be fully behind the push for LGBT+ rights but that shirt has made me want to go out and firebomb a gay bar.

It will probably end like this with us getting humiliated by City‘s second string. Would be typical.

BBC news yesterday, UK workers going on the sick in big numbers, concerned look on the presenter's face, stock photos shown of healthy looking young people with a cardigans on sitting on settees with a presumably mug of tea/coffee. Today, same presenter big smile, 'despite the cost of living crisis the super yacht show is expecting to carry on as normal in Monaco' then gives anecdote about looking at the lovely yachts on holiday in the south of France with her family. Mentions the cost of living crisis a couple of times in this story. No wonder the narrative is fivked in this country. There's no cost of living crisis for people buying super yachts!

Each to their own, but on the day Queen Cunt says being discriminated for being gay or female isn’t enough reason to claim asylum, why are we dissecting Starmer’s weaknesses? These cunts are in power, now, and are destroying everything decent that we’ve ever stood for. Starmer is a bit grey, but ffs, he’s not a monster. Until we get PR, it’s a two-horse race, with the Lib Dem’s sucking off whoever promises them a bigger bag of sweets. The pressing issue right now, imo, is not what Labour might or might not promise to do in order to win back the red wall Tory cunts, it’s getting these fucking animals out of power asap. Deal with the replacement’s weaknesses afterwards. Rant over, as you were.

Sorry but no, Pep was gracious about the defeat, then she just kept asking stupid questions in the hope of getting a reaction out of him. He was desperate for it to be over so he could be somewhere where the stupidity vacuum wasn't sucking all the oxygen out of the air.

Thought those first 10/15 minutes of the second half showed a sliver of what the Joelinton-Bruno-Tonali midfield three could be. They were just powerless to resist

Quite the turnaround since Brighton like

Not that we want to make them first choice but Lacelles and Targett both had great games. Tino looks amazing and deserves MOTM. Onwards and upwards.

J69 is already in his DMs offering to buy them.

Agreed. If we win by 5-0 on Saturday he’ll overtake my 13 goals in a week and rightfully take the top spot.

Livramento is some boy.

Trips highfiving Sandro for the effort there. The man is fucking best thing to happen for this club for a long time.

Bruno's back like. Just needed to impregnate his lass to rediscover his powers.

Dummet redemption arc starts tonight, reborn as a Geordie Maldini. Striding out of the defence with the ball like a Beckenbauer regen. Calling it

what time and channel is the game on.? Asking for me.

@Rayvin Its time to hit to hit the “hide entire forum” button mate.

I haven't even googled her, but if she can construct full sentences and her family tree isn't a fucking Bamboo, she's definitely out of his league.

Btw, whoever advised him to go the Reality TV route obviously didn’t know his agent clearly hates him. Celebrity Cooking shows, Bake Off, Antique auction shite? … nah, send the little weasel off to eat kangaroo cocks for a few weeks with a pack of fellow cunts, then we’ll have him being terrified of some trained killers. Top work

Leave Gloomy alone

Holy Joseph on a Jeep. What the fuck is this? All in the name of equality.