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Just talking to one of the manager's at my place, worked at Nissan for years, says there was a few managers, (including him), that would sort two piles of job applications, 'SR' postcodes and 'NE' ones. 'SR' ones didn't make it past their screening process. "Make sure Nissan gets infiltrated with Tyneside managers. Make sure they hire predominantly Tyneside workers." "What about the rest?" "No you're right. It's only fair. Keep something back for the Durham Mags." Both: "Hahahaha." "

i can't decide if sonatine looks like... this bloke or this fella

My lad Dweezil now has a competitor for hairiest idiot in Forest Hall. Ozzy, sis-in-law’s new (to her) 10 week old terror.

polarboy is an easy one

Eddie on Isak playing.....

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff

Gloom off to get some bread and milk from the corner shop

At least you're not lying under 8ft of collapsed garage shelving... yet.

She’s looking for a way out as well tbh, the politics like Gemmil said. She loves teaching and working with the kids but all the bullshit she has to do man, including working a full week at clearing on the phones like a salesman trying to get kids to join courses despite the uni having a recruitment team. She has a masters and is nearly finished her PhD and she’s working in a call centre Couple more years when the mortgage is gone and she can go and do community work with troubled kids or something that she will actually enjoy, and it will save me the ear ache of her moan at me for an hour as soon as she’s through the door

"Didst thou summon me, mine child? could i interest thou 'i some terrible boxing events bore 'i the kingdom of saudi arabia. I hark some youtube stars shall be headlining. What the eff. Art thou not entertained?"

Typical builder. Never turning up when he's supposed to.

Thats more @Monkeys Fist having a night out with @Dr Gloom

@Renton You sure you just didn’t order the Russian bride when you were zonked on codeine? @RobinRobin glad you and all in Hobbiton are safe now, it’s good Gandalf was able to conjure up the doctor for all of you.

Marcos Leonardo's agent (Rafaela Pimienta, the same that Haaland) has said that it is time for the player to leave Santos, now in January. Apparently, Roma made an offer of €18M in the summer and it was rejected. It seems that Santos and the player have reached an agreement to have an exit fee and, although it has not been revealed, it is rumored that it could be around €20M (it seems cheap to me for the crazy things that are being paid) Today Globo, in Brazil, says that Newcastle, Real Madrid and Arsenal are the most interested. I understand that the player will be a little more expensive because a fight and an auction will start and in the end the player who leaves the most commissions to the player and agents will win.

Some size closet, mind.

Probably nothing. That's just what happens when musicians* don't speak to or socialise with anyone other than other than other musicians or techies for any length of time. *Frontmen and guitar players are the absolute worst for it on the surface. Bassists and drummers less obviously so, they'll quietly dictate things from the shadows. It's all just infantile posturing to prop up ego's. Music industry 101.

Shittest Fight Eva!

Make it a fifty point deduction

The Gestapo were just locking the front door and the taxi was waiting to take them to her interrogation but she just shit the bed before they'd even left the driveway.

FYP

He'll be off to Spain then, I'd imagine if it's those three clubs.

Obviously I would never do it, horseshoe hair heed! That's why I just have to stop talking to her about it. If I ever go to their Christmas Party again though, all bets are off. It'd be like the game Hitman even down to the cueball heed.

Took a minute, then…

More so than with any of Albert’s tripe.

I think it is impossible for Iñaki Williams to leave Athletic because he earns 12M a year and is not a player who deserves to earn that. Only Athletic pays for it so that he doesn't leave. That said, he seems like a pretty disappointing forward to me. It is true that the pace of the Premier League can be good for him, but he is a player who misses a large number of fairly simple goals. In his early days, when he was younger, it seemed like he had a very good future, playing both on the wing and up front, but he has been stuck doing nothing for many years now. I don't see him playing in a team that plays with only one striker (like we do) and he is no better than Isak or Wilson. It is true that Iñaki has something good and that is that he never gets injured. He has the historical record of consecutive games played in Spain. In short, smoke.

Not exactly reliable sources and it doesn’t seem likely. I think he’s decent but I could only see us signing a definite upgrade on Pope and probably not in the next couple of windows either.

I’ve got a Black and Tan one as well. She is 7 now and calming down with every year. 😀

Anton is also known to be a complete head case. From what I've read and heard he spent the whole gig calling the audience cunts, although he might be right as he was in Melbourne. He just doesn't do drugs or alcohol well and he's been touring for six months, so he will be filling his boots.

🙂

glad you weren't affected robin - horrible scenes

I knew that would be your takeaway from that. I wouldn't worry. The heat has been so intense that no evidence is left behind.

Pretty sure yer local South Shield's lads from The Wildhearts told TOTP's the lyrics to Caffeine Bomb were "baby can't you see I'm in deep water" when it was actually "I'm shitting brown water". They were invited back on at least twice. I see no harm in this unless you look at any of these folks long term career trajectory. As an aside your need to get MF jr onto the (early-mid 90's) Wildhearts if you haven't already. Even Paul Gilbert is a fan. Theres some really bizarre footage of Paul and Ginger playing as a dodgy half-baked acoustic duo in Japan back in the mid late 90's floating about on YouTube.

As an engineer looking at that

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cz_hBlKR--0/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

You’ve been at a game or two lately yourself as well. Am getting the fuckin NUFC Ticket Stasi on to you chum 🫵 @Howmanheyman @thebrokendoll

Are you the Albert Smith of the joke thread?

I'm on board, I miss government mandated exercise. Plus, more excuses not to see the sisters.

Er excuse me. Firstly, ewerk couldn't hack the exams so is actually an accountancy dropout. And the other person you refer to as a "bean counter" is not only a qualified accountant, he also has a degree in Economics. This bloke has got it all. Now that my credentials are established, I don't know the answer to your question.