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Out-fucking-rageous. 5-0. A brace each from the Ameobi brothers.

Was a pleasure to meet and chat with @thebrokendolllast night before the game, good crack indeed but I was expecting a gnarled, weathered old sweat but he was actually a well spoken chap, not too dissimilar to Jacob Rees Mogg in looks and speech.

To be fair they are unbeaten against AC Milan, and Dortmund, and PSG. Barcelona, Feyenoord, and pretty much all other European clubs.

Why did you create the match thread then?

So NOW the better half of the Excel twins swoops in WHEN we've players coming back from injury AND we're at home against lesser opposition. HOW VALIANT!

Any day someone paraphrases In Bruges is a good day 10-0 - Gordon with all 12 of them.

Pessimists are rarely disappointed. Bar Renton.

Good job Fulham aren’t playing like Real Madrid on crack or I’d be worried about this one

Gemmill is to wyki what Callum Wilson is to Mrs wyki.

You should get a ticket and go, a minus add a minus is a plus.

I once stayed at a hotel and Gareth Gates was in front of me checking in. He had a RIGHT bird. Took the poor cunt about twenty minutes to get b b b b b b booked in though.

Never mind that, what the fuck is happening with this title? Gemmill not only unilaterally decides he is the geek to start the thread, but destroys months or years worth of tradition with a title only an accountant could be proud of? We're fucked now.

Context reminder for last night. This was the PL table exactly 2 years ago today. Champions League was a ridiculous pipe dream, relegation was a probability, not a possibility. We've come much farther, much faster than anyone could have dreamt through incredible coaching, having a brilliant set of lads at the club to start with, and making some really smart signings. The future is unbelievably rosy. You can't even really call last night a setback cos we had very little right to even be there at this stage in the process anyway. If we were naive at times last night and in the other CL games, well aye of course we fucking were. We're bairns in the competition. We had a literal bairn in midfield. Now that we're out and can just focus on the league, I think we'll be back in it again next season. I know it's boring and everyone knows it already but the context is really important.

I’d say that’s pretty personalised mind.

We swapped our Secret Santa presents day earlier this week. I took a considerable amount of thought over mine, got my colleague a personalised present that he will genuinely use. Anyway, the lad who was supposed to get mine obviously had completely forgot, so off he runs to the shop to get an emergency present. Everyone's opened theirs by the time he arrives back then so he has to give it straight to me. The cheeky cunt got me this.

likewise meeting you mate! spot on description too, i've always liked to think of meself as a well heeled, hugely respected member of the cotswolds gentry. counting down the days now to the boxing day hunts.

If that’s what your attraction is to him then who am I to judge? I think you’ll be sorely disappointed when you finally meet your hero though.

I saw a stripper taking drugs earlier "Smoking crack?" "Yeah and her tits were pretty good too"

Are you sure you didn't meet up with - erm - Jacob Rees Mogg?

What time did you get back from Cheltenham this morning then?

I pity the hairy little eclair cunt, because…

I had a serious double take in that, first read it as "me and the boss were last there, we went back to his hotel"

I'll give you a concrete enema

We wasted numerous chances, it was simply the purple hoodie that narrowly carried us home.

Ram it up your shit pipes dickheads. The time of the amateur threadstarter is over. No more Mr Bass, no more McGroin. It's time for the adults to take control of the situation.

We’re very early in a long term ‘project’. Don’t really like that term in relation to us but I suppose it’s what it is. It was fleeting and less sustainable under Robson and KK for reasons we don’t really need to go in to. That was a kick in the stotts but seriously competing for trophies for the foreseeable is a very real prospect. We’re only disappointed with recent results because we’re so far ahead of schedule.

Fuck off “Farage” . We’re out of Europe as you’ve always desired. Hope you’re fuckin happy 😑

The group of death proved to be so in the end. Shame that we haven't been able to go further but we acquitted ourselves very well imo. Dortmund had our number but we gave both Milan and PSG a tough time home and away. You could look at that shite decision against PSG or Miggy missing tonight etc. It is a game of very fine margins at the top level. We're not getting any luck this season and our players are clearly exhausted considering that we've lost the ability to make any subs for several weeks. Its not just resulting in injuries but you can see the level of play drop too, tired passes, tired runs, tired brains making uncharacteristic mistakes. We're better for having had this experience though and we've still got two cups and a very competitive league to play in so the players aren't getting a break any time soon

Nearly as bad as Suarez’s excuse for racially abusing Evra for 90 mins that time

what an absolute pile of steaming shite man! still, regardless of him having being let off, I can't believe there's a human being alive who could watch a re-run of that post match interview of themselves crying like a baby without being excruciatingly embarrassed. live with it, you lego headed spanish cunt.

Do you mean that in the English or Spanish way. They’ve let him off because what he said was lost in translation.

fuck's sake, my Internet persona of a thatcher hating figurehead for the mining community has well and truly been blown out the water here.

not only that, their stunning double victory over vasas budapest is still sending shock waves over the entire football world half a century later.

Had our Christmas do yesterday. Started at 2pm, bar was shit, food was shit, people started leaving around 4pm and there's only about 10 people in the team anyway, my train back wasn't until 6pm so me and the boss were the last there. He went to his hotel and I ended up sitting in the pub on my own at Euston station for about an hour. They wouldn't do it on a Friday because some arseholes think "the trains are too busy". These aren't people with kids or owt, just miseries who want to get back to their fucking cats or something. Utterly fucking pointless. Cunts.

The team lying sixth in the championship would be favourites to beat the team lying 3rd in Serie A Serie A being shite, as evidenced by having two of the four (including Milan) in the last four of the CL last season

Do you remember when we lost a cup final last season? I can't believe some of you didn't actually just end it all when that happened based on the reactions to us going out of the Champions League in disappointing but (be honest) expected fashion from the hardest group in the competition

Ever since we rearranged the furniture in my lounge to accommodate the Xmas tree we’ve lost. I’m on the verge of telling the mrs we need to put it back the way we normally have it but she’ll think im crazy.

These lads will be gutted but they’ve done us proud in my book. Hardest group of the competition and we took them all the fucking way, with a decimated squad for most of it. The lads who’ve come in to cover the injured have been fucking great, the regular lads who’ve played through it have been giants. No shame at all going out of this group, shame we missed out on the EL, but, even that might’ve been too soon for us. We’ll be back, better, bigger, and we’ll have our days in the sun.