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Pickford fucked off early.

I don’t know if anyone is lucky enough to follow Exile on Twitter. But it is now 2,995 days since Sunderland beat Newcastle

First they decorate the bar for us, then they score the goals for us. Very generous.

Interesting from the commentator that Rusyn’s family chose to stay in Ukraine rather than move to Sunderland. Probably the right decision.

Up early, into town early to meet this character 👊🏻😅

0 in a row marra

Just booking Gordon and no second yellow for Hume was blatant cowardice.

I was impressed by their free flowing tikkah-takkah tbh. Disclaimer: This post may contain sarcasm beyond your level of understanding.

In that order?

Should’ve stayed until full time to beat the rush

Here we go. It's Beale Out time.

You can have this and fuckin like it in the meantime 😀

Today is the 3 Wise Men day in Spain. So, We have the presents today (instead of Christmas). And my present was a Joelinton Jersey. Perfect Timing. Howay The Lads

🎶 When a lass passes by and you think it's a guy that's just sun'lin. When her womanly charms are tattoos on her arms that's just sun'lin. Her she comes, there she goes Is it a bloke? No fucker knows? That's just Sun'lin. Scusa me, but you see, Butch women are mandatory In the Sun'lin......in.....the.....Sun'lin. 🎵

Aaaaaaaahh. That's better. Now off you fuck.

I thought we were fucking shite? It’s what they’ve said about every single one of our players and performances after every game, but suddenly now it’s a free hit. What a bunch of helmets.

Of course it was Tindalls idea

That forum is awful. The idiots start a new thread for every comment they want to make

To sum up the game this afternoon, Sunderland were shitein cunts, a fucking disappointment.

Just bumped into Mr and Mrs @Gemmill senior, walking the dog. Got the full family football supporting history

25 million for Clarke marra.

Isak gone right up in my estimation. 2 goals and straight in for a scrap to defend Gordon

Most dominant derby performance in my life tbh, even the 5-1 and 4-1 were more balanced. The mackems are absolutely pathetic and couldn’t get near us. Excellent performance from our lot and we didn’t have to leave second gear. Special mention for Pawson as that was one of the worst refereeing displays I’ve ever seen, thankfully it didn’t impact anything. Ballard should have walked for blatantly fouling Isak, he also should have had a yellow for running over and going at Gordon so that would have been another red for his pen, Hume who pushed Ballard close for worst player on the pitch also should have been sent off - I don’t get how you book Gordon but not Hume as the bloke is literally holding a strip of Gordon’s shirt he ripped off .

I’ve just got in from graft and aced a foot-long shite. Two sheets, 1st one clean, 2nd one the safety back up. I’m taking this as an omen, 2-0. Clean sheet.

Your neck is now warm for free, que sela sela.

Queue Sela Sela, whatever will be will be

After Ballard, aye.

Unkal Michelle?

Also a hearty "Fuck Off" to ITV. Waddle and Keane then an utter wankfest with Jobe Bellingham. If he didn't have a famous brother no cunt would care.

The classy lads at it again. Honestly man who does that unathletic fat cunt think he’s battering, he will get winded on the walk to the car park.

Who the fuck would pay £10m+ for Clarke off the back of that we’ve heard non stop about how brilliant their players are, here was their chance to show something against PL opposition and they couldn’t lay a fucking glove on anyone. Trippier and Almiron had complete freedom on their flank, Gordon and Burn on theirs, and Bruno done whatever the fuck he wanted all game.

Fucking brilliant.

You know what it is about these cunts! They blather on about ‘windmilling’ Geordies or mags blah blah ….all the derbies I’ve been to…and it’s a fuckin lot…not once have I seen these tossers come to the toon mob handed, they could’ve got on the metro… got off at the monument or Haymarket or whatever, not fuckin once have they done it…yet they’ll tell their sad imaginary stories. Sad fuckin mackem Bastards couldn’t be more fitting! And no I’m not encouraging violence but they just spout total and utter shit. Windmilling ffs. I’ve never seen a mackem windmill any fucker, unless windmilling means throwing stones from a 100 metres away. You got outclassed now go away and suck your morhers tits….again!

I have to say I was a bit disappointed Karius didn’t come on for one of the outfield players at the end there.

They can still say it's a free hit tonight whilst their kicking their dogs, slapping their lasses or if they're in the blue monkey ..... 🎶 Dance away the heartache, Dance away the tears. 🎵

Note under his name 😂

I mean it was no Christmas tinsel flags tbf

mrs tbd just raked in £240 for the 3-0 on a free £20 bet.... I feel there's a king prawn madras and blowjob incoming!

The power of hormones. She’s almost achieved her dream, believe you me.

I wouldn’t swear to it, but I’m sure that’s Peter Withe.

FYP

Photoshop just hasn’t been invented in your timeline.