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It's that time again..... Are you sitting comfortably?...... (Clears throat)..... 🎵...and my stories must be told.🎶

Be interesting to see if we get drawn Liverpool home or away tonight.

Aye they were talking about this on the tf podcast. Their card terminals stopped working so the kids working the bar were just like "well I guess it's free then". FTM. Free Tipple Mackems.

Lacking quality, isn’t it?

They are literally the gift that keeps on giving.

When did Niki Lauda start supporting the mackems, like?

Let's just see if we're still in the draw tonight before we get cocky. I'm not sure what the FA Cup rules are on not winning by a massacre.

I loved the posts where they suggest an OG, a defensive mistake gift and a pen are somehow undeserved goals and if only their two half chances had gone in they could've won. I've now thought about it and we should've won every match I've seen over 40 odd years and won multiple leagues and cups along the way.

Some people say charity starts at home. I've always said that, sometimes, you have to throw the rod a bit further to help out mutant communities...

When you order a third striker from Wish

They look like Easter Island heads

which city? sky boy.

What has really upset me is them telling us we’ve got a far better team and a lot more money than them. That’s the last thing any fan wants

Latest bit of RTG mental gymnastics appears to be that we’re all gutted it wasn’t a massacre.

Luke O'Nien's middle name is Terry. I don't know why I find that hilarious but I do.

He should leave it to the pros.

I know we should just ignore this prick but 'my granda didn't die in WW1 just so women can be football pundits' is quite the take.

Love that. I had a Sunderland scout come to watch me when I was a young un. My Dads response: “ I hope you sign for them cos you’re shite”.

One of my laddies scored two, set one up and got motm today in a 6-1 win. When we got home his grandad was there. When he told his grandad, he replied instantly with: “Who were you playing? The blind school?”

Could've been better, could've been a lot worse. I'm just staggered we haven't got a Liverpool or Man City away. By the time Spurs were drawn at home I was convinced we were getting pulled out by Mabbutt. (He had diabetes as a professional footballer, not a lot of people know that, it never used to be brought up or owt).

“ Si’ thee Geoffrey, grand tha could come along to gi’ uz tha thoughts on’t’ crigget … … but first, dost tha beat tha wife, lad?”

I really don't get why folks are wound up by this stuff tbh mate. I'm just enjoying the ride, which hopefully will end in silverware this time/at long fucking last. I honestly couldn't give a fuck how we get there, if that means the team winning in front of 52,000 Japanese tourists I'll chant Horray the Rads as roud as anyone.

“ Hi, I’m Mr. Fist, I’ve been a member of Toontastic since … err… a canny while. As well as posting pictures of tiddies and making jokes I enjoy ridiculing our Free Beer Neighbours down the road. I used to have a season ticket, bought a few shady ones, saw us get humped at Wembley and Cardiff, and I’m not a Septic. I embrace the inclusive culture of the club as I truly believe that everyone, regardless of race, sexuality, or politics, is a whopping cunt. How much do we get paid for this?” #votefistfo’fanthingy

I’m with the mackems here like, not so much with the scarfs but the breakfast snack bars they also gave out- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME TRADITIONAL ENGLISH POCKET CHEEEYSE?????

M'Villa is what CT shouts when the pop van turns up on the estate too. He runs down the street shouting it like Sloth off the Goonies apparently. My dad was saying...

"Whese this cunt, like?"

When Isak plays in Gordon, Ballard raises him arm appealing for offside when it's blatantly obvious he's a mile on before realising he's now got to run over and shepherd him out for a goal kick, err, I mean get a booking and give us a penalty. (O'Nien had got up off the grass by this point so had a vertical view of this instead of a horizontal one).

There's that word again. Shite, doesn't scan.

I went to my first training session at Sunderland as a teenager in my Newcastle goalie kit. The cunt of a coach ran me for miles

Oh oh! There's going to be some more incoming fewm from a southerly direction to Dawnee and co at the BBC HQ in Newcastle.....

Ah, the old Eva Braun technique.

The gimp presenter on ITV, 'Manchester United have a great record against Wigan.' Of fucking course they do, they were a very, very good side when they were playing Wigan, yes, Wigan Athletic mainly of the lower leagues who were usually a middling team in the bottom half of the PL. It's turned off, fuck that, was Roker TV on Saturday, will absolutely be MUTV tonight.

I'd fucking love these to get promoted now btw. They'd get absolutely beasted for 38 games and we would 100% take 6 points and possibly some more free drinks.

Thanks

An average Premiership side Alreet bonny lad. Marco the slack cunt backing him up too

He tried to do the same thing to Isak in the build up to the penalty and he was left for dust.

I was nervous as fuck before the match. Shit away from home this season, loads of players still missing, most of the rest are walking wounded, poor run of form. Expected a hostile atmosphere, blood and thunder tackles, injuries to our lads, or Bruno/Joe getting too wound up and getting sent off. Instead they rolled out the black and white carpet, couldn't compete physically and didn't get a rise out of our lot with their fouls. Longstaff had a few chances to put it away early, but as the first half went on it just got more and more comfortable, as soon as the second went in I could really begin to actually enjoy it. Thoroughly professional performance against a pretty average Championship side, no serious injuries or suspensions, 3 goals, none conceded. The mess they've made of this, their biggest game for ages, is hilarious. The Black Cat Bar, their ticketing, their 'display', the derisible pruhtests that were sharp abandoned, fighting amongst themselves in the stands, apparently free drinks for us, our photo on the pitch. Lovely stuff all round. Not one of their players look ready for the Premier League, they didn't look close to us and most of our lot are running on fumes. If that's the team that the 'model' has produced it's time to bin the model and try something else. I thought they would at least make a game of it, but honestly we could have been playing (quick Google of middling Championship teams) Cardiff.

Contract extension

Wtf was that recorded on?

The letters at the start of each paragraph 😂 Excellent trolling https://www.nufc.co.uk/matches/first-team/2023-24/sunderland-v-newcastle-united-fa-cup/