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🎵 He's got.....hiiiiigh hopes, He's got.....hiiiiigh hopes, He's got high, apple pie in the..... Sky hopes.... 🎶

Kyril looked at the North Stand, looked at the derby highlights on his phone, then looked back to the North stand...... "Hello? Is that the cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen? It's a single mysterious Swiss-French Wearside based businessman here. If you need any extra seats for all those members who can't get into SJP I have an entire stand you can use. You can have all the seats, £15 a pop, £10 if you have to uninstall them yourself or for £12.50 I can arrange for our fans to do it for you with their own tools? If this doesn't suit you then we can install some iPads to the back of the North Stand seats showing Newcastle games and I'll change the black cat's bar back to black and white again? Nexus are in your pocket like so many nickels and dimes so will put on some extra trains and busses if you request it?"

"Do the thing at the end of the game, marra!"

I heard Bayern Munich were alerted to his brilliance after the best winger in Europe was shackled by him at the stadium of light a couple of weeks back

Nailed on, just got a Trippier jersey for Christmas. First NUFC shirt I've had in more than a decade.

Beeewwwwwww, peewweeerrrr. I bet 20000 of them are glad there was a rush on jewks so they had to work late shift.

just out of mild curiosity I did google both spineless and coward. to no great surprise the profile of the none of the listed journalists appeared. the big fibber.

the welsh one. from a pity perspective I've actually warmed to exile a bit. he's potentially the only mackem that's ever existed who'll have upped sticks from sunderland and arguably downgraded. the tragic fucker is 55, single, has zero Interest in watching his team play or even participate in conversation about their matches, players, managers, ownership etc but instead has had his life utterly consumed by nufc to the point his waking hours are spent writing shite on social media that absolutely no fucker either looks at or if they do, take this piss out of. tragic cunt.

I have to agree with molthemackem here. It’s of no surprise at all that they ignored Exile

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-chairman-al-rumayyan-faces-74m-lawsuit-for-‘carrying-out’-malicious-instructions-of-bin-salman.1625186/page-39#post-39953473 this athletic story about al-rumayyan which as far as I can see hasn't been particularly taken up by the national media appears to have not only brought exile out of retirement, (publicly announced he was finished with football after the cup tie) but possibly even tipped him over the edge, tragic really when he was only just clinging on to sanity by his fingernails. he's taken up a campaign to harass north east journalists in to action, supported by several other of the resident loons on rtg. unsurprisingly hope, edwards etc haven't responded, so have they been threatened or silenced? I think the answer's probably that they just can't be arsed with some fucking dribbling mackem wreck posting shite on twitter from his newport bedsit.

A month into the job and he hasn’t won the CL, no wonder they want him out.

oh dear.... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/didn’t-even-bother-cleaning-up-the-bcb.1625536/ probably gonna need a £10m investment from dell to buy an orbital sander from homebase.

Went missing due to it being wedding season

Get a fucking grip, you absolute fannies. You’re middle aged men, ffs. If he leaves he’s been a massive part of this team’s transformation to take us from being absolute shite nobodies to PL ‘playas’. So fair play and thanks a lot. But he came here for the money and cause it suited his career. Even if his weekly wage was lower his contract was bigger. If he wants to go, fine. It’s business. He’s towards the end of his career and we’re at the start of being so big we’ll need three wheelbarrows for each testicle. It’s not like the owners are going to pocket the money and not re-invest it

Some ITK postman has apparently uploaded a postcard already from Tripps to their lass so he's obviously already been over for a recce trip.

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Fuck me, they were going to farm this kid out to join his brother at Real Madrid for 50 million a few weeks ago.

exile still full throttle in his campaign against north east journalists. infinitely more likely to be his mother in the cellar....

You're being generous to quite a few on here...

Spoilt at the end because that thing has never eaten a leaf in its life

Diverse crowd 👌🏼

Haven't looked on RTG, but Sunderland twitter is in absolute meltdown.

Al part of the model, marra.

He’s on a mission, the gimp.

That last points the key one for me. Anyone leaving will be sold with a view to using the money to improve, which is just NOT how its been for us in decades. The owners dont want or need to take any money out, they only want to be the biggest club they can.

Maybe he's leaving her here, sticking on his Scooter records, and enquiring of the local frauleins "DO YOU LIKE IT HARDCORE??"

could be some truth in the last bit, might explain why trippier's corners fail to make the near post or sail harmlessly beyond the other side of the penalty area.

Like something out of the Adams family

Hopefully Agent Dreyfus has brought in Penfold to negotiate an eight year contract extension.

Since Bruce left in November 2011 (12 years ago) they've had 14 permanent managers. 23 if you include caretakers. Thats got to be up there with the worst record in the FL surely?

Are they ever not?

Another bumper crowd tonight. There must be 20,000 sat behind the camera

Doesn’t make sense regarding ffp. He only cost £12 million and has been here since 2022, unless we sell him for a decent profit I suppose. Apropos of nothing I hate transfer windows, another modern football invention invented for sky so they can keep people glued to sky sports fucking news on a loop by making shit up. See also, know nowt print journalists

FIRESALE.

I can't see any way him leaving doesn’t weaken the team. I'll be fucking gutted

I saw a post where they were saying not to hound the manager out like the “delewwwded bunch up the road”, meanwhile in the time span we’ve had Rafa, Bruce, and Howe - of which the fan base only gave one of those pelters - they’ve had something like 10 managers . They really do just make absolute shite up. The Al-Rummayyan stuff from them is bizarre, they have this real obsession in their head that absolutely no one in the media is making points about our ownership but meanwhile it’s pretty much the only discussion the media has about NUFC . Maybe they’re not discussing this case in particular but it’s not ground breaking stuff is it? Government minister involved in dealings of the government, additionally what do they think them waffling on endlessly is going to accomplish? Focus on your own shite club not your neighbors who are light years ahead.

Defence like Penfolds blanket fort.

latest score, bit of a shock Brazil 0 Hull City 1

Little darts tosser won a tournament in Bahrain. Not a single word about sports washing. Similar to when the boxing is on in the middle east.

My favourite one is still the English civil war thing. I.e. a minor skirmish which involved hardly any, if any at all, locals. At a time when Sunderland didn’t even exist in any meaningful sense. Which was actually related to the Bishops War, which was a part of the civil war where the Scots wanted religious freedom. So they allied with the parliamentarians in a ‘the enemy of my enemy is my friend arrangement. You’ll be lucky to find it mentioned in any academic texts. They’ve created a Wikipedia page which references a a website that mentions it in passing. Off the back of that they’ve created a mythical story about its significance and how it’s the root of the rivalry between us and them. It makes the Athletic Bilbao stuff look credible.

I found one but I dropped it, knacked my back picking it up, will tell you about it when I get back from the Cairo practer. Yeah I know, as jokes go it sphinks

He bought them all with his Saudi blood money. They must be deductible for tax purposes and the cunt is about to be bankrupted when his next bill comes in.

I think we should make a thing about Durham being part of the kingdom of Northumbria so we claim everything