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I reckon CT would put something on in his back garden for the lads. Some of his world famous Bhuna, a free CUNT mug for all attendees, and pre-fight ABBA. He could maybe introduce you all to my dad.

Great save. I think you may have got away with it.

Aye. That's exactly what's happening to me (although in "our" case, the software isn't actually good enough for what they want it to do yet but they don't seem to realise that, which is another reason they're losing business and opting to cut jobs in response - it's a vicious circle of AI venture capital techbro fuckwittery). I think this is good policy for any desk-based job really, especially one that involves writing/creation in any form. I do work hard sometimes (honest ) but even then, I'll be punctuating it with micro-breaks of a minute or two to refresh this place, have a pop at LTA or CT, then get straight back to work again. It all helps with focus.

Norwich are massive underdogs in this game away to Liverpool but unlike the Ipswich v Maidstone game yesterday, the bloke on the mics voice raises more in excitement when Liverpool have a chance than the underdog. And they've just scored. Great game to put on this. Magic of the cup etc. join us at HT when Ian Rush and Kenny Dalglish will probably pick the balls out for the fifth round, Presenter: 'Can you pick a home tie for Liverpool, Ian?' [laughs all round] Rushie: 'lets hope so, good luck Liverpool!' [rattles balls] Rush: 'Number Six.' Presenter: 'Warm ball number six..... Liverpool! Liverpool will be home to....' [Rattles balls].... Dalglish: 'Number 12.' Presenter: 'Cold ball number twelve..... Leeds or Plymouth. Liverpool will entertain Leeds or Plymouth at home. Can Liverpool go all the way for Jürgen Klopp on his farewell season?' Oh well done Norwich! 👍 (Also showing how long it took to type this out on my phone).

Norwich Score Me :

aye, woeful first half, improved 2nd half then once gordon was switched to the right we were shit again. still, result was what mattered. and.... me first away game this season and carrying on from last season's run of 8 undefeated, the club really needs to take this is in to consideration when they have their fucking ticketing workshops!

Statues of actual paedos v paedoesque statues.

*scag-addled tory neighbours

Wrexham were the team that put out Blyth Spartans when they made it this far back in the Dark Ages. Be nice to put them out for our scag-addled neighbours up the coast.

Do we have a Mag anecdote about this sort of thing on RTG where a mag or mags get battered? Yes, yes we do. I wasn't 100% convinced I'd find one within literally seconds of going on there but against all odds I did....

Nothing like the tyne-wear hospitality derby

Someone asked that on Twitter and the general reply was"He has 206 loyalty points "...

Fuckin great night. Seen us play better but who fuckin cares Big shout out to @thebrokendoll for pre match beers 🍺 @Dr Gloom we thought about asking you but there was nowhere to park the hoverboard at the Prince of Wales in East Putney

Rob Lee would be a good pundit for that one if we get Wrexham. He used to play for us, his son currently plays for them. It'll be Don Goodman.

If it's black, I say if it's blackuurrn we should get a good allocation. Around 8,000 if we get both tiers. Probably my most visited ground but obviously I'd have to get my YouTube skates on for a ticket or change my twitter location to San Diego or something.

Aye, Jurgen Klopp and Cilla Black drawing the balls.

I've got friends reunited if that's any good?

surely @AlbertSmith50 is your man for this

If it's in Hoults yard then you should take them on condition that you nip up to Shields Road before or after I'm sure they'll be fine.

38h days? You lot really do have it tough in Yorkshire.

I’ll take a strange/poor performance & a 2-0 victory till then end of the competition thanks

Is their weekend really that wank they’re happy to spend it getting randomly wound up about a statue that’s been up about 10 year?

How about statues of people who won the fa cup playing for their rivals?

How about 'Threads for peypal on message boards who have nowt upstairs so they can call their more successful neighbours as they have fuck all going for themselves.' instead?

MJ statue was taken down when it was accepted he was a colossal nonce. Trust them to overlook that.

Renton out with his family. "Hold on, I just need to take a picture of that tree's cock. What for? The lads on the Internet will love it."

'This is the Butcher's arms." "Did it used to be a butcher's?" "No it's always been a bar and someone will always got butchered at some point."

“ Aye lads, this is The Raby” ” What’s that? No, it’s named after the disease”.

It's fucking nailed on for them to get to the FA cup final for his last domestic game and an unbearable wankfest will ensue. Be typical if we got there too, no way the powers will countenance anything but a Klopp swansong victory. I fucking hate those Scouse cunts more than any other team.

His on-ball intelligence and awareness is unreal for a 17 year old but we are relying on him too much at the minute. We are very light when him and Longstaff play. im hoping we have a last minute CM lined up on loan. We are a bruno yellow away from 2 guaranteed defeats.

Tbh you were complaining about him not being good on the left side earlier too.

Cunt was right behind us

@LongTimeAdmirer

Another bizarre thread on the SMB about us. If you can translate the gibberishness of the title, you'll see it's purely a thread designed to talk about how how we've won fuck all and Bobby being a county Durham lad. Apparently it makes more sense for them to have a statue for Dick Advocaat than for us to have one for Robson? Despite me being a scholar of mackem logic, this has thrown me a bit.

Went for a nice walk around Seaton Delavel Hall this afternoon. Is this tree related to @Christmas Tree ?

A proper Kloppalike would have responded "Are you serious? With these questions? Why do you ask that? Have you ever played the game?"

In a WBA v Wolves match thread. 😂 Well at least West Brom fans are not running on the pitch trying to get the game abandon like Newcastle fans did in the play off's at St James Park against Sunderland or like Newcastle fans did in 1974 when losing 1-3 to Notts Forest at St James Park, after a long delay they went on to win 4-3. The FA were going to kick them out of the competition but relented (As we know the FA bend over backwards for the mags) and made them replay which they won and went on to get into final, where they were humiliated 3-0 by Liverpool. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/west-bromwich-albion-🔵⚪️-v-wolverhampton-wanderers-🐺-itv1-kick-off-11-45.1626188/page-14

I was watching it and as soon as it kicked off I knew these cunts would wheel out their mag battering fantasies out.

Don’t bring the West Bromwich and District Sunday Methodist Table-tennis League into this

That’s my first option like Chris Billim Smith is now world cruiser weight champ and is a serious Bournemouth fan. Hes fought at Dean Court and the local arena and both occasions were marked out by the level of violence we predicted would and did occur so we didn’t go to either. Am not sure what they’re expecting watching a world title fight in the centre of a major city where the security staff are likely to want to recreate events in the ring given half a chance

Spam topic, thought I’d cc you in mate but some power crazed mod deleted it no dramas 😆

I post on here loads during my working day. My job is project-based, so I have a deadline every 6-8 weeks or so. I’m pretty good at managing my time and am the most productive person on my team, completing more projects than my colleagues every year. I reckon this is precisely because I don’t work all hours of the day flat out. I alternate between getting my head down and rewarding myself with little bursts on here or twitter. I think I’m undiagnosed adhd, because I struggle to focus on a single thing for too long. If I didn’t give myself little rewards after burst of work, I’d get bogged down and would be less productive. I’m convinced of that. I tend to post less when I’m out in the field reporting and as I’m nearing deadline. I don’t look at posting on here or scrolling through Twitter as slacking though. I always hit my deadline and I will work in evenings and weekends as I near my deadline if I need to. There was a period when I wasn’t enjoying my role so much but it’s changed a lot in the past 4 years or so and I’m in a good place at the moment.

My dad hates him. Has never rated him and even he has changed his mind this season after seeing him play under Howe for an extended run of games. It's also worth pointing out that my dad is your bog standard west end, old man, racist so black players have to work extra hard to gain his approval - so Lascelles must have been fucking mint recently. Personally, I'll be sad to see him go as I think he's always been decent, and has really stepped it up this season. However, a few million quid for us and the chance for him to be the first choice CB at a new club is the least he deserves after years and years of graft, leading a team of misfits under Ashley's ownership.

"First of all good ebening" 0-20 to the toon - Olly Watkins with 6 own goal hattricks and an own goal brace.

And off to bounce around various European “sleeping giants” for the next 10 years while Klopp brings the inhalers back to Barcelona