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  1. 7 points
  2. Does it? Does it? Does it? It? It? It? It? It?
    7 points
  3. We have and you’re on your final warning. Won’t tell you again
    7 points
  4. If you need to buy any ket he’s your man
    7 points
  5. Next stage is for him to get TWO cameras up his arse and one in his japs eye at the same time. Respect.
    7 points
  6. I’ve had a camera up my arse up my cock and down my throat. I’m like a medical porn star.
    7 points
  7. Looks like things are a bit quiet over at SSN on deadline day.
    6 points
  8. Not had a finger up my arse in a medical setting yet, looking forward to it though. My first cancer was ball cancer, I reckon 60% of the medical professionals in greater Manchester have gone eye to with or fondled my cock and balls. It’s on my CV
    6 points
  9. Too busy jamming those two packs of Kinder into his face to get down the front in his usual spot.
    6 points
  10. Isn't that the point of a cover? I mean, if it's a picture of a woman, on a beach, with the wind blowing her summer dress and the title something like "Passion in Paradise", you know instantly what it is, and that you need to return it to CT.
    5 points
  11. "Ma, can we get Haaland?" "We have a Haaland at home."
    5 points
  12. Wouldve thought our star signing being banned for the whole season was bigger tbh
    5 points
  13. I do and on crypto FPL discussion and Mumsnet and Dewalt connoisseur forum.
    5 points
  14. Doctor Bukkake will see you now.
    5 points
  15. 5 points
  16. Imagine how organised German organised crime is.
    5 points
  17. Blatantly sold his brother's Mega Drive the morning he travelled up.
    4 points
  18. Nah, that’s Gemmill’s undercrackers
    4 points
  19. Powerful "Dear Slim" vibes.
    4 points
  20. He can't leave now! Only found out the other day that the Mrs works with a mate of his and he's always offering him tickets but he didn't know any Newcastle fans to get them for.
    4 points
  21. Do you have your own thread on Newcastle tactics on the combined metal detectorists/ 1980s sofa nostalgia forum?
    4 points
  22. Must've been embarrassing when the Gerbil escaped though?
    4 points
  23. One finger up the ring from a stunning young blonde junior doctor with a very tidy nurse in attendance to hold my hand…it was more like a dream than a medical examination tbh
    4 points
  24. How old are you by the way? Asking for a psychopath.
    4 points
  25. They don't have advertisers, do they? It's just Google ads as far as I can see, so it'll just be whatever the dopey twats have been googling last. best knife to kill a mag with how do you get shit out of sofa cushions Stuff like that.
    4 points
  26. Madness that three goalies, two inexperienced teenagers, and a handful of finished squad players haven't brought us any points. Madness I say.
    4 points
  27. You have man, you just didn’t have the right glasses on.
    3 points
  28. I got to “canny pint of snakebite” and middle-classed my way on out. Apparently though, Sandra’s 24hr Supermercado does 12 packs of pocket cheese.
    3 points
  29. reading the previous page is a reminder why i never go to see the doctor about anything
    3 points
  30. They don't want anybody else.
    3 points
  31. What's very clear is you protesting too much.
    3 points
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