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Odgers Berndtson is the recruitment consultancy firm we're using, you fucking reading comprehension superstars.

Their “All along the watchtower” is really good 😀 the lead guitarist is fuckin mint and you can tell Plant really loves the song 👍 Going to see Mrs PL’s mate’s band later… similar to the above he’s a phenomenal guitarist…..shame he can’t sing for shit 😆

4-2. Brazil 70 disbanded.

sinking to the bottom half of the table if they get beat in the fiercely contested athletic bilbao shirt derby.

This 'local' telling you zeppelin was playing at the local clerb wasn't an ex-pat MLF by by any chance? 🎵 I'm a storyteller, And my stories must be told In '76 Zeppelin played in my local clerb It was a sight to behold I was there watching it With a growing sense of glee It was a specially invited audience Of the cup winning side of '73. 🎶

Was on Guernsey in 76 on a lads holiday (12p a short in the local clerb) and main nightclub was called Barbarella’s in there on the Saturday and talking to a local who said you should have been in last night and seen the band, were they good I asked, aye he said it was only fucking Zeppelin playing under a false name just for fun.

If a player blinks mid-scan, does that cancel the scan or does it make it two scans, one each side of the blink? Or are they accounted for as partial scans, if so, how many partial scans do you need to equal a full scan, scan ? We really need the associated blink stats to make this meaningful unless we can apply a standard factor for expected blinks xB. We would also need a weather variable as bright sun or strong wind would obviously also increase the xB Alternatively, we could (and this is radical) just identify players with vision by watching (scanning) them fucking play over time.

He permanently scanned but didn’t need to move his head as he is cross-eyed.

The fans of massive lads have another club to hate along with Coventry, Burton, and Fleetwood town. Nit only do Southampton lie about their friendship with Athletico Bilbao (and somehow brainwashed Athletico Bilbao into believing this instead of the rightful relationship with SAFC), didn't Southampton steal the Loch Ness Drogba from them?

Portsmouth fans can't stand them either so I feel sorry for any Bournemouth fans they bump into on holiday.

I believe there’s a pertishiun been started to outlaw their right to wear marra stripes.

Southampton just blew any chance of a special friendship.

It's been a difficult way to discover that, far from holding them back, having Mick Beale as manager was the only thing keeping their heads above water.

What a shit night

Keith and his young'un having a pint and a dance.

Good point. Toonpack is full of shit BURN HIM.

I do that at Aldi 👍🏻

I didn't read anything. I relied on @Monkeys Fist... Oh! 🙂

scanning ffs another completely unnecessary new word for something that has always existed in the game. file under low blocks, double pivots, turnovers and transitions.

On the verge of 6 in a row marra

The flans are definitely turning on him

How many times has Jack Clarke carried the ball into the box so far today? Vinicius Junior's been asking.

Got soccer saturday on for a change. The presenter trying to tell us about some scottish third division goal but keeps getting interrupted because literally everything else is more important Mike Dean sat in a special desk like Davros or something

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/mar/09/kc-chiefs-fans-amputations-playoff-game Contrast this with CT missing two goals to get out of the rain. PATHETIC. If he had his knob amputated, it would cut down on toilet trips.

Some will simply play with their eyes shut aka a Glen Keeley

Ashworth leaves and we start looking at better players

What year did get to the flat ??

So Robert Plant is in his local in Kidderminster just before Christmas in 1989. Gets chatting to a few cops who are in a covers band who are doing a charity gig in the shopping centre the next day........ why not

Once helped a mate move from Melbourne Court in town to a place near Chilly Road. He’s sound but to say he needs a rocket up his jacksie at times is an understatement. I knew it was going to be a long day when I turned up and most of his stuff hadn’t even packed his (now ex) lass, who was also moving was a right miserable fucker too. I don’t even think she spoke the whole time, let alone said thanks

Only if the ball ricocheted toward Bruno everytime Sissoko tried to control it. Yes he was imposing but the fucker had the touch of Trump in a changing room.

The band all with crap mustaches and crapper jumpers, Plant giving it the full rock god. Its magnificent

Fingers crossed, bud. My mother was in a similar boat recently and it turned out to be nothing. Only difference is that she now needs the same tests every 6 months as things need monitored on the off chance it happens again. Let’s hope it’s just that. Granted, my mother isn’t 37 but she is similarly healthy, never had any real health issues, no medication and it came after a routine test so I know how it can be a bit of a head bender. Hopefully it’s all good, brother

I wonder what Beardsley's scan would've been? That lad didn't even appear to look around, he could just ping it wherever well in advance.

'Kin hell, just when HMHM's luck turns for the better, they blow up his hoose.

One's one too much. This reminds me of this strip from my favourite cartoon of all time, Calvin and Hobbes. Apparently Bill Waterson a shit ton of hate mail for this, stupid fucking unhinged yanks. But there was always a touch of honesty in his cartoons.

Aye, he never really lived up to that fee at Spurs. Prime (NUFC) Sissoko in a Howe midfield would be an interesting player though as he was a fucking beast of an athlete. Him and Joelinton either side of Bruno could have caused carnage.

Some are also operating under the delusion that it's 'small time' of us to demand a fee and keep him to his contractually obligated gardening leave. Tell me, what's more small time; Treating this as any business in the world would and seeking compensation and keeping an employee to the terms of his contract ro, Rolling over because a big boy wants your stuff?