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I think the best bit to all of this is I (and I’m sure most others) couldn’t give a flying fuck about Athletic Bilbao, but watching that fucking weirdo lose his head over stuff like this is brilliant.

Did he have a rotisserie chicken dangling from a headband? Y'know to encourage him to run?

Going out of his way to find evidence to support a narrative which only exists in his head isn’t (of course) utterly bizarre or cringeworthy though.

Aye, I think what's most entertaining is that this random bloke has decided to make it his life's mission to establish a deep connection between the two clubs. Despite the fact neither club's history agrees, and more importantly, nobody cares. Imagine Quiff insisting some Newcastle fans created Santos while on their gap year. It'd be weird, false and pathetic. Which would be apposite, I guess.

I’m pretty sure they’re all Peter Withe in various disguises.

Much like 9/11, I’ll always remember where I was when the news broke that he got appointed manager

Happy Margaret Thatcher death day everyone

In trying to find the link he uses terminology like “proven beyond a doubt” but it won’t be accepted unless “concrete evidence” is presented. 😂

@wykikitoonfilmed on one of his nice, quiet bike rides around t'Yurkshu where he's just minding his own business and really enjoying life UNTIL SOME CUNT GETS IN HIS, I SAY, GETS IN HIS ROAD, LIKE.

It’s Danny McGrain at the front as someone else posted mate. Top marks for Brownlie though hes the one that played for Newcastle. Des Bremner won the European Cup with Villa in 1982

One of the old sweats I used to work with was a Villa fan and he had a photo of him on his desk and wanked over the cunt all the time.

✅ Well done Wykiki/google lens

I bet even that is better presented than the shit we throw on at half time. "Howay fat lad, have a go at taking a pen. Aah, he fell over and did he shit? Yep, he's shit himself. Better luck next time chubs, he's a programme."

Two points. TERRIFYING! Who would DARE to breach PSR rules now?!

@Christmas Tree has entered the conversation.

Forget to finish your sentence there, Gloomy?

the glory days of Derek Lambazey, Yohan Kebab and Hatem Ben Afrie

Aye, he never come across as a nice bloke so although I wouldn’t have wished it on him I’m in the same boat as you in that I’m not arsed.

Sorry, can't feel sorry about his death, couldn't stand him. BBC1 just stated he had a "successful managerial career at Wimbledon and Newcastle". Aye, that's right then. Lived longer than he deserved.

That time he was interested in signing Shane Ferguson who was out on loan

I am Robbie Elliot and so is my wife.

lest we forget...... bless him, one of the funniest things ever and a rare moment of light relief in the ashley era. happy onward journey joe.

Two or three years ago, I’d have killed for a season where we finish 6-8th and get to the quarters of both cups Not to mention scoring fucking boatloads of goals

Still love you all but just mad busy with Crypto and trading. Currently half way through my test for a funded account and ideally hoping to be trading full time later this year or early next. £3000 grand initial investment is currently at £17000 and aiming to get that to somewhere between 75k and 150k at the end of the bull run. Given the way things are *currently* going, I’m obviously putting a lot of time and effort in to make all the above a reality. Still watching all the games from behind a cushion though

He’s like their Quiff, constantly in denial that he’s been cucked by the one he loves.

not so much unrequited love, more like stalking. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/bbc-article-inaki-and-nico-williams-two-brothers-one-club-and-a-40-year-wait.1631084/ this aupaalaves is a fucking loon, surprised the museum director/historian hasn't had some kind of restraining order put out on him. DanceoftheKnights comes up with the killer punch at the end of thread.... looking forward to aupaalaves reply!

Btw, note it’s “our member “ as opposed to “one of our members”

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you're a more tolerant man than me. fought his way through multiple layers and folds of arse fat before finally reaching bruce's hoop. then stuck his tongue as far up it as he possibly could. never forgive, never forget. fuck him.

He looks different in quite a lot of photos but it’s him…

They get someone on the pitch at half time and two fans get a go at stabbing them.

Solicitors ✅

5-0 Bruno to finally get a yellow after squaring up to Maddison and hockling in his mouth after scoring two and setting up three.

Chicken nonce talking sense ... because it winds up the doom merchants on twitter.

i remember thinking that when news broke that he was going to be our new manager RIP Joe. Heard he struggled with bad dementia in his later years which, as most of us have probably experienced, can be a brutal

Good good, I'll not spoil who wins

JFK: "Which one's St. Peter?" St. Peter: "Me." (You know the rest).

I see a 4-nil in this with them getting 4 red cards and then for some bizarre reason a cactus grows out of Ange's backside.

🎶 CT's tache! (Tache!) Always believe in the taaache, It's never tickled a gash, It's indestructible Always believe iiin CT's tache! (Tache)...... 🎵

Reform too woke for him? They should be honest and just form an openly racist party tbh.

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I agree. We need a bit of seriousness in the Funny Pictures Thread…

How is Leazes these days?