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Aye he wouldn't be able to adjust to Newcastle anyway, he's a smalltown boy I've heard.

Get into em by name, not getting into em by nature.

Most of the threads on there are like random thoughts from the pub bore. Also, we better watch out next season if Ipswich’s luck continues. As it stands they’re 40 points ahead of a Sunderland team who are just as good as them

"Ah watched the lads when ah was in Beni. It was on the telly. Wa fucking massive, marra."

He's like Bruce Willis in the sixth sense, he doesn't realise he's not a player anymore and doesn't realise the likes of Isak and Bruno can't see him. (poor cunt and unlucky with injuries when we turned it around after fatty fucked off).

Wilson making loads of friends out there. BTW that's no more or less a dive than their player's earlier in the match.

I enjoyed that more than I should have done.

Joint 18th 👌🏼

"Make sure all the stewards at the stadium of light are Mags. Any away fans in the home end to be giving cuddles and hugs before taking their addresses for later in the year when we can send them a nice Christmas card. Order the stewards to tell the home fans to sit down and shut the fuck up. Make sure the invisible barrier stops them from getting to the away fans."

How the fuck does this have 98 replies?

Have a look at his wiki page just now. They’re desperate

To be fair to him that's just his face.

Dripping tap, dripping dripping tap. She's like dripping tap, dripping dripping tap nanananan

Looking forward to Binface on stage at the announcement.

The Championship Concourse, shirley?

They’ve had Cardiff and Swansea away this season. Two massive European adventures, marra.

Harsh on Dave, but not a lot I can argue with.

To be fair, the cleaners were working from home.

The fact that Binface had to change his name from Buckethead, because of a Trademark issue, will never cease to be funny

She's a proper Newcastle fan 😉

I’ll just leave this here 😆

Commentary saying Muric has made 'vital saves' for them today. What exactly is vital about a save in a game that you get beat by three in?

Did Ritchie have “more than 3 corners and both teams to score” on his slip today?

Goal for them. Zathras will be fretting about us losing this one now.

I'm now hearing it was Tindall that got booked. Too tanned.

Ref just booked Joelinton on the bench for being too ripped.

We have another 100M player on our hands lads. Thank you Everton daft cu**s

Wow that was quite a half. Started worryingly but we could have had 6 or 7 by the end of it. Burnley are soft shite mind. Chance to get out of the relegation zone but they've been so careless and soft. Tino has been brilliant, he's just different class. Burn doing welk again at CB as others have said, great to see. Again can't stress enough how incredible Gordon is. The deliveries today, the quality of the final ball, work rate, movement. All outstanding.

Last few games in his natural position he's been great.

Loving this team.

You off the booze? Looks like a glass of Orange Crush you’ve got there ☺️

That's where having two strikers out there works in your favour, one forces the save and the other puts away the parried save.

As it’s May the Fourth 5-0 Four each from Isak and Wilson

She's a disgrace like. Lots of decent journalists left the BBC when it became clear which way they were leaning politically. Kuenssberg has actually leaned into it.

“ inept damp farts” Not even good enough to be a wet fart.

I think about a third is right for most places in locals. I don't think there will be that many shy Conservatives willing to come out in a GE this time. And I think there will be a lot of tactical voting against them. Also there is Scotland and Wales where the Tories won't pick up a single seat but Labour are recovering. Finally, in the GE Reform will have candidates in every seat which will decimate the cunts. Just so sick of it now though. Can't happen soon enough so we get some grown ups in charge.

Jobe Bellingham

They pushed this narrative last time and ended up with egg on their faces. Anyway, whatever happens in London.... Greens got 80x more seats than Reform. Who do you think is going to get more airtime before the GE?

Charm offensive latest. Morale soaring.