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My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all.

If I’m never on a stag do again, it’ll be too soon. With that said, have fun

So today I had to attend court for some fucker who close passed me and almost took me out last year. I had it on camera. They will have had a letter from the 5-0 initially with punishment (points or education blah blah) and decided to plea not guilty. From what I understand they will have had to attend court then to enter the plea and then it was set up for me to attend court today. The police spoke to me about 2 months ago to go over my statement and the copper said the person was mad to contest it as it was clear as day, but that was their right. Anyways, today I go, it was a magistrates court. Went in, had to pass through a metal detector etc. Then witness protection person comes out and takes me in a room. They tell me the whole procedure. Fuck me, I was shitting myself like I was on trial for murder! They then took me through to another waiting room where the prosecutor came in and we had a chat. Said the usher would be coming soon to take me to the court room. Usher came down about 30mins later 'You can go, they've just pleaded guilty' WTF, I had to take a days annual leave. Because of train strikes I have had to get 4 buses too. But it's ok because I can claim back. The max I can claim.................£7.50. Fuck me laughing. They should have just killed me, would have been easier.

Sitting on little balcony in Pegia last night, sipping vino by this time, watching the sun sink into the Med. I experienced something negative I never have before on the flight over here plus something I absolutely have experienced before. There was a party of scattered orthodox (I'm guessing?) Jews on the plane, some of which had young kids, first time I've ever been in close proximity to them but the they were absolutely chaotic, constantly moving around or splitting up a young family, up and down all flight moving things around the storage space, getting stuff out, putting stuff back, getting it out again, because they were moving all over the seats their stuff would be in different overhead compartments, a couple who shifted the young Cypriot family took their three seats, most of the time he was trying to sleep not giving one ounce of a fuck of his young kids on the seats adjacent making a right fucking mess, the mother sat with them for a bit then moved next to hubby decided she should have a kip too so two young bairns are climbing around, making a mess and some poor cunt was sat next to their bairns at the window seat having to pick things up when he went to the toilet, the stewardesses warned them, not just them but the rest who took zero notice of the seatbelt announcements when they came up throughout the flight. On landing the elder for want of a better word was trying to get everyone to sit at their designated seats and the poor lasses were demented trying to get them to sit down. What a bunch of cunts these were, it doesn't just take boisterous, sweary louts to ruin things, these were unreal. And the diarrhoea sauce to accompany the Jewish travellers was a fifty something 'new' couple, (you could tell) behind us with some poor old cockney wife sitting next to them, she was a 'sand dancer' she told the cockney from South Shields and wasn't too bad but she told the woman her irritating cunt of a partner whose patter reeked of 'look at me, I'm a great bloke, like me, please) was from (roll drums) do I need to say? Yes, a MLF of course, I knew by the needy tone and accent exactly the the daft cunt was from well before her confirming it, and after a couple of drinks on the flight he was fucking arseholed and having arguments with his soon to be ex. Can you guess which flight experience WASN'T new? Anyway, might have a little walk to the shop and try and get SOME exercise after a bit of a hectic couple of days.

Where are you having it. Was in York last weekend, the amount of hen parties was off the scale. Wall to wall blart but half of them seemed incontinent. Anyway, RIP for the stag night. Then RIP for the marriage. Either way you're dead now. 👍

Should have rode your bike there, you lazy cunt.

HamasmanHeyman.

If you think that’s bad, you want to see how they go on when they visit Palestine

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I mean enjoy your holiday, but don't forget they're probably all gonna be on your flight back, and probably in the same assigned seats.

Nice of him to take Ryan Frazer and Matt Ritchie out for lunch!

Edinburgh. I went to uni there, I’ve checked on a few of my favourite bars and some of them survived so going to visit my old haunts. Then probably get pilled off my saggy tits, knowing the lads I’m going with.

Aye, ignore Gemmill, he's used to being in court. In the SEX court as the ACCUSED no less

Half the emails were probably about that bitch in the office who keeps turning the heat down, or about the toilets being a biohazard after Erik deposited a footlong and clogged all up to fuck. Now Dave the cleaner is fucked off and emails the rest of his cleaner mates. Meanwhile there is an email trail going around to see who ate Jims yoghurt in the fridge.

Turning people's work lives upside down, giving them an effective pay cut through commuting costs, and giving them less than a month's notice that it's happening man. There'll be people with dogs that will now have to go to day care, kids that will need picking up from school by someone, etc etc. And all for what man, it's not gonna improve the performances on the pitch one iota if the admin assistant on £18k a year comes into the office or not. He's obviously just a proper, nasty cunt.

'High level covert shit'

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watch puns are second to none. regrettably I missed this banter - I’d already clocked off for the day.

Pinball nonce on FB article about cyclist dead from someone driving like a cunt 'should pay road tax Lycra wanker: Pinball nonce on FB article about old lad dead from someone driving like a cunt' thoughts and prayers with his loved ones RIP' 😉 #teamvinealltheway #notreallyhesacunt

Of course Wyki went to court against someone that "close passed" him #TeamVine

Bike nonce.

You could tell from day one he’s arrogant as fuck

One of them was merely good looking and fit, another was an actual goddess. Had to do some high level covert shit as they tried to walk around with cunts getting in their way making sure to avoid the missus clocking me.

HMHM appears to be undergoing some wykikification process here.

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ridiculous that gordon to be overlooked and that overhyped mainoo kid made the cut, just because of his club badge

I mean the answer is fraud, corruption and tax avoidance, NAD.

absolutely tremendous work by those lads that was, sets the standards that all football youtubers etc should be striving for. adam pearson..... eat your heart out.

Here we go. Everyone with any sense, EVACUATE THREAD for 48 hours. It'll need fumigating by the time these puncunts have finished with it.

They've got a super charged version of Ashley This is going to be brilliant to behold. 8 year contract for Ten Hag?

Yeah. It’s seeming more and more of a pyrrhic victory this one

It's hard not to agree with Abbot here unfortunately. I don't think Labour should have admitted Elphicke, I was quite unaware of her bizarre comments re: her husband, the rapist. And Dianne Abbot needs to be taken in from the cold, Labour need people like her.

The Bayern player who touched the ball (Muller?) looked level. The offside player wasn't interfering with play so the game should have been played on and checked by VAR

Gordon isn't even in the young player of the year category.

The big dog in the running.

PS ANTISEMITE!

She's not gonna stand at the next election, it turns out. I think Starmer would have had some splaining to do if they'd fielded her as a candidate at the GE. This softens the blow for the left of what is a canny weird defection, but is basically just an exercise in kicking Sunak when he's down.

Probably as she’s the Dover MP (the same thick cunt who couldn’t work out why she got stick that time - when she turned up to support the sacked P&O workers after having voted for the legislation that allowed it to happen).

"Coooo-eeee!"

Poor dog.