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These pronouns make everything so confusing these days.

Eddie “Kieron, We’re going to give Tino the start at RB and Bruno’s going to captain the side. We need a bit of a shake up and I’ve decided it’s time to ringo the changes, err I mean ring the doorbell, shit!!, I mean ring the changes” Also Eddie “I have no idea where these Kieron wants to leave stories have come from”.

what we're seeing above is a tragic collusion between two know nowts, blinded to the bleeding obvious that almiron and murphy are shite. in a quite frankly pitiful attempt to appear football savvy they've pinned all their hopes on this goo-high cunt, who quite clearly is being used as a pawn by the red tops clubs to thwart our progess to football dominance assisted by their lapdog, parish. this is the reality, open your eyes.

The way sky treat Man U and Liverpool is like what the football coverage used to be when a British team played a foreign team in Europe especially in the latter rounds. Anyone playing those two clubs are the foreigners. I take it they couldn't give a fuck about everyone in this country who doesn't support those two clubs and aren't bothered about them not subscribing to their service? I'm pleased I'm on fire stick sports tbh. (Seriously, I wouldn't pay them a penny for the type of coverage they give most other clubs).

That would’ve sufficed

@Toonpackand their lass filling in the time now he's retired.

Jonathan Wilson is someone you’d move away from in the pub if you got stuck next to him on a work night out.

You’ve got to feel for Alex Hurst though. He’d bargained on being an influencer who was given the inside track and delivering smugness about the behemoth that is Newcastle United. And now Staveley has fucked off and his rail tickets aren’t just standard class, he has to buy them too. And he’s just found out someone lied to him when they said the DLT look was cool. That’s before even mentioning spaniel chebs

Toonpack looking great, his Mrs. could do with a trim, mind, and that blue check shirt does nowt for her.

Truly, a voice for sanity in an increasingly more uncertain world

Remember the Deep Pan Pizza Company?

Is the connection here that Captain Willard also needed a lift?

"Have you suffered the loss of any footballers from your club who are black? Were they sold to somebody else and it wasn't your fault? Did the people replacing them have blonde hair and were pasty looking who you gave no permission for your club to sign? If so you may be due compensation. Call 0898 24/7 365 and ask for Fair Dinkum solicitors, because your gurn is our concern."

He’s right in that we have suffered with a lack of first team signings but it’s nothing to do with the lack of will from the club. To suggest anything else is just trying to be controversial.

Only two of that starting 11 today were signed in the last 18 months, it does feel like things have gone a bit stale.

Mine was a protest vote.

This definitely deserves to be in here https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/24/newcastles-saudi-future-may-not-be-what-many-imagined-as-pressure-hits Sunderland fan having an absolute wank fantasy about our owners, just happens to write for a national newspaper.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie, I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese, everybody’s looking for Stilton

Sky: "Will Arsenal be Nelson Mandela or will Villa make them look more like Nissan Main Dealer? Find out after the break when it's LIVE!!"

Unfortunately I’ve found Gemmil on twatter 😒

Congratulations. You made some mackems day today and won a free rtg mlf for life badge.

Just gave me a flashback of works nights out and the even stodgier beige all you can eat delights on offer at Big Luke’s

Picture or GTFO

Not until the 2nd half. Then a rogue carrier bag and paper coffee cup appeared in the centre circle somehow

Looks like a Dr. Oetker balanced on one of Gemmill's sourdough loaves.

It's Arteta's latest motivational device. They've all been in prison over the close season.

You'll be hungover and catastrophising 12 hours from now.

I still miss Messi tbh. Can’t believe we never got to see him play for us.

Yeah I know and ……...

2-0 spurs. Keeper fuck up, Calvert-Lewin at Everton these days.....

Tremendous scenes in the Brighton crowd when that went in. One bloke almost spilled his oat milk latte.

The more I think about this the more it's pissing me off, I haven't seen much else about it elsewhere but they're absolutely rigging the competition for the usual suspects. Clubs in Europe already get a bye in the round we're playing Forest, (PL club, away, natch) but that isn't enough, the next round when they enter they can't play each other. How the fuck is that going to help them in Europe? the only thing it's going to help is their chances of getting to the next round, this absolutely stinks and isn't getting the coverage it should in my opinion? It also, as if needed in our case, increases our own chances of getting a hard fixture and making our own efforts to finally win a trophy that little but tougher. It really is a disgrace, this.

I mean Lewis Hall, Tino Livramento, Sandro Tonali and Harvey Barnes at a combined total of £160mil were all signed in the last 3 transfer windows...

Apparently they've won the world today?

who's this cunt for chelsea called madueke that got a hat-trick? what position does he play in then?

A thread on rtg about this and they all love him😂 I reckon it will get to 20 pages before the usual racist bile sees it moved to parsnip.

Hope your nephew gets well soon.

Proper lairy when he's had a few, this one.

Arsenal's training top is a little bit Nelson Mandela-ish.

Good old Fergie Time.

I don't mind people having an 'imagine' moment. I have often put the lottery on to enjoy the 'imagine' but never have I believed that I would win it. What gets me here is, why would you want a player to wear a top slagging off a celebrity linked to a club who are after your player then for your club to invest in a tractor to set fire to it? It is like some weird scenario that WWF used to do when I watched it as a kid. There are so many questions to ask about it as well. Where does he think the smoke would go? Does he think the game would take place next to a burning tractor? Are firefighters aware this is going to happen in advance and there on standby or does he imagine that they would ring 999 at half time? If they don't manage to get rid of all the current litter in the stadium, are they going to leave a burnt out tractor there indefinitely as a reminder that Ipswich put an offer in one of their players?

U ok, hun?

I think he lost his shoe there, mate.