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We have to get Mbuemo if we can afford the cunt, failing that, go for that young un at Southampton …Dibble or whatever his name is. I like Miggy and Murphy but their time is up . Last night was just one of those typical nights where we fuck it up, missing a chance to get in a great position. Plus, never trust anyone with lugs as tiny as Kelly’s …he couldn’t hear Soucek behind him!

Shit! No wonder he’s not starting, we signed a fucking waiter.

I’m very ready for Pep going off the rails. The bloke is a bit of a headcase when it’s going well, he’ll be smearing his shit under Grealish’s nose shortly

I've finally started using ear plugs

Ok, TC

Just in case Tdansmith is reading, Alex is not saying you have to get off Toontastic, stay off it, and ignore it completely.

The only real form of protest you have available to you is to get off Twitter, stay off it and ignoring it completely imo.

"Who'd be interested in any of that old rubbish, Ted?"

interesting take. i thought that's why we signed tonali - to free bruno to play further forwards and to have two midfielders who can pass forwards. it hasn't worked out that way and bruno remians the lone creative force centrally in our starting line up but his starting position is so deep he isn't often able to play those balls that unlock the low blocks.

I removed Elon’s cunt app from my phone yesterday as per Toontastic T & C’s 🫡 I haven’t as yet lowered myself to follow Toonpack on Bluesky though. I do have some standards

I'll leave @Monkeys Fist to FYP. 🙂

Makes a difference to you though. Increasingly I think that's all we can do, stand up for what we believe in just for our own sake.

@wykikitoon Can you confirm?

Also, on Eddie's boys always coming first, if you're getting that from Trippier's wife, you can't take the word of a woman scorned.

If Big Dan was playing we’d have won that or at least come away with a 0-0. Kelly was poor but he’d need a run of games before we should fully judge. BDB was awful when he first went back to CB but is now a lynchpin.

There goes the season.

My first match of the season and the beginning of my ten match thread starting streak. 3-0 to us and Steve Parrish to have his eyes pecked out by that fucking eagle.

Ah man PL, I'm really sorry to hear that. Horrible decision to have to make, especially for an otherwise young and healthy dog. I'm sure you've tried your absolute best to send things in a better direction.

Agreed

Not like you to look on the dark side dude.

Think this is wishful thinking personally. Money begets power, which begets more money. Money drips up, no down. The future is for an Elyseum styled Broligarchy.

People's timelines will be getting worse by the day at the minute as more and more moderate leave, and everyone but the most MAGA / Reform wingnut crew will have a tipping point for leaving. Over time, if it becomes more of a cesspit, driven by the above and dickhead's algorithm, it can fail as a business if it gets bad enough.

Not sure that I was watching the same game. It was a night that just didn't go for us and felt it never would. So may passes that 75% just make it through ended up getting deflections off West Ham players. On the other hand the few chances West Ham got, went their way. It really wasn't that bad a night (after their second, the changes blunted us and we seemed like creating zero). I still think we had a pen. I just don't get VAR, no conspiracy that they are against us, or pro top 6 (ratios does seem otherwise) it just seems inept. Longstaff was not our worst starting player. Gordon is great but tried to make about 5 pointless Shelvey style passes before he was subbed. On another night Isak would have scored at least 2 of the chances he got. Murphy was nowhere near the worst sub (Barnes for me). I really like Barnes but he seemed to be trying to prove that Willock didn't do that bad a job before he was taken off. I also think Tino seemed to lack instinct when he was attacking. It was not horrible. Fine margins, going against us and for West Ham, happens more often in football than just our games.

2-1 to us, Isak and Joelinton otherwise it will be a 4-0 to them with Pardew scoring all four and doing a 'fanks Mike‘ dance celebration before headbutting Mad Dog

How can you be this weird and this boring at the same time?

Tino is 22 years old. I think that will come with experience.

*sighs.

Trained as a barrister. I mean barista

If that's not a reason to leave it, I don't know what is.

Bit weird, no?

Nobody is buying Wilson in Jan, even if he does have a good December. He is a crock and to prove a value he would have to be fit longer than a month to prove worthy of a fee.

She also had problems with James Woods iirc, another upstanding citizen....

I do, if we have a few different ways to score that means we're harder to defend against and that would be good. If we rely on shit just falling into our laps... well I shouldn't have to tell you that would be bad.

Fun fact. Tony Sirico who played Paulie Walnuts is as old now as he was two years ago.

His total lack of self-awareness isn’t improving with age, I see

Uh-oh. If you say Minteh and Anderson in the same post this guy appears

AWB should have been picked up by Joelinton, no?

I don't see the creativity. I see us making opportunities, but through function rather than flair. There's not enough invention, for my liking. Not enough joy.

Those I've mentioned have proven themselves, I'm not sure Tonali has yet.

Eddie's boys always come first in thread titles. Maybe that's where you were going wrong?

Thank god they're all mongs on twitter so it'll be getting thrown in the bin or mistaken for a crayon and thrown up someone's bum.

CLASSIC 'Hold me back, hold me back' vibes from Gemmill.

Let me clarify. Slot winning the league with Klopps team would show Klopp up for under performing after spending fortunes for years. The buck toothed cunt. However personally, I hope liverpool never win another trophy in their history.