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Alreet Quiff! How’s the ex?

Your ECG is looking a bit off there mate, you need to press the Machine button followed by 9 9 9. 👍

It's Christmas, so time to dig this old chestnut out again.

it's the christmas fucking miracle....

£100 per member of staff is a drop in the ocean for the club but it’s a canny bit of money at this time of year if you haven’t got much. Like could pay for the family Xmas dinner for example. What a cunt he is. I bet the vouchers are bought on a bulk discount as well. You’ll not get much from Marksies for 40 quid either

I've yet to put it up on the wall and see how it does as a painting, you fucking big blend!

I’ve just seen a witch and a lion trying to carry a huge wardrobe into the house next door - I asked what they were up to and they said "Narnia business".

I got married (43 yr ago) when you were still in the queue in your dads bollocks.

Im only just 40, fucker got married when I was in infant school

Are we all in agreement that if Howe pushes for another extension on his contract we pull out the bedsheets and march through town?

Get to fuck. I copied and pasted the whole thing and reformatted it all so it was readable. None of this bullshit here's your dodgy link stuff.

No but he has given them a 5% voucher off their next purchase from Ineos petrochemicals.

Noobs ✅

Fuck Off.

Aye, rural drink driving is fucking rampant. There are certain euphemisms which news outlets use when they don’t want to be sued to hell, and “spent an evening with friends” is one.

Never happy, this cunt 👆

I’ve seen the Lee Ryder remake. 28 Pints, laterz lolz

fucking bizarre thing is I can't be arsed to go, they can stick their ballot ticket and a 12.30 kick off up their arse. no disrespect to @PaddockLad and the rest of the sandbanks community but there's no way I'm getting my old arse out of bed at 3.30am for a game against bournemouth.

Aye, fair play @Toonpack You and Gemmill would make a cracking two piece.

If you think you can piss off your neighbours with Wham, you haven't even got started get yourself one of these and start pumping out banging techno like this dude.

Dubai is just being Dubai as it has always been behind the fancy hotels and man made beaches. The biggest cunt in the story though is the mother of the girl who rang the police in Dubai after she'd got home to have the lad arrested. How much of a hateful prick do you have to be to do that?

Decent from Shearer.

In case you guys care Stefan has commented on the new post APT Tribunal PL Rules which are out following FA Board approval. https://x.com/slbsn/status/1866615520017125485 In short. The PL rules on APTs go back to those from before February 2024 and various extra rules are included so that shareholder loans (any loan from a direct or indirect 5%+ shareholder) now have to carry a fair market interest rate and cost. And as nowhere seems to be carrying a link to the rules yet, not even the PL website. Here's a link to the revised handbook itself Premier League Handbook as released on 10th December I know it's dull but probably affects you guys too.

They employ around 1000 people, so have attracted headlines for being miserable cunts over a measly £60k.

The players should all put in and give the staff their bonus. And make sure it goes public.

He really is Mike Ashley with a few more billions.

Mrs wykiki enters the chat...

Tbf he was probably young enough to go clubbing when stuff like that was first coming out

Dentist acquaintance of mine has a pal who always/only refers to bikers as “donors”. Aforesaid mate of a mate is a surgeon 😂

Oooh, fight! Fight!

If Rice is 100mill to an elite club so is top form Bruno If you watch our game v Liverpool from 10 days ago you’d see top form Bruno, two assists, he was brilliant That’s the only time this season you’d have seen that though. He usually plays well within his capabilities. Some of that is probably positional (he’s an 8 being asked to mostly play 6) but some of it is on him, and some of it is on the current situation at the club; as a project it’s stalled. PSR is the main reason and we’ve got to sell to buy. In other words I think anything north of 80mill will probably get him next month 😞

Unlucky

Got the craic already

Thank god the BBC News department isn’t overrun by Tories, then.

“ The Like Lads”

Possible it’ll never be established but ‘after an evening with friends’ did immediately make me think about whether they were in a fit state to be driving. What a fucking horrible way to go like

It's scary where these deep fakes are taking us.

Tough break for @ewerk. I'm sure the clipboard act will go down a treat in prison.