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Proud as fuck, tbh. My daughter told me when I picked her up from work this afternoon that she’d been asked to stay on permanently. The only one out of all the temporary Christmas workers. It’s not exactly splitting the atom, but she’s barely 17 and as she said, “Dad, it’ll pay for my gigs and drinks for parties “. She’s honestly a little smasher who makes me so happy- she sorted herself out a college place, has done the same applying to Uni, this is her 3rd job, again, sorted it out entirely off her own bat. Apologies- victory and wine

One goal, two goal, 3 goals, Ah-Ah-Ah!

Matt Cash btw. There's a BMW forecourt somewhere missing its number one salesman.

We are a good football team. Miles better than villa even before the sending off

Amazing result this. Villa turning up as our gimp team once again.

Some of them.

I’ve just txtd that to my 80 year old uncle in Gorton, Greater Manchester. He just told me to, and I quote, “GO FUCK YOURSELF. MERRY CHRISTMAS”

He was approached but he’d already committed to the new Ray Reardon biopic

Lenny Henry's Christmas Special from 1987 is on BBC4 tonight. Might be of interest to the lads that post regularly in the joke and funny pictures thread.

🙂

I have to say, even though they’re such a beige non-entity who I manage to utterly ignore when we’re not playing them, I fucking love beating these cunts

Come back any time Grenville.

Yep, remember Brereton for Southhampton. That sort of absolute cheating is why football is broadly mocked in certain circles.

“ I jest caahn’t see Howe’s men getting past the newly rejuvenated and impressive looking … ( excuse me, I’m going to have to stop and clean myself… ), Man Yewnited, can you Greavsie?” Double vodka, whisky chaser… thanks “Aye, -as impressive as New Castle’s form has been over that last few games, they just don’t stand to scrutiny and my massive bias” “ Pair of pints please, and then bring me the finest wines known to humanity” “ It’s a tight win to UuuuuNited for me, Jimmy” “ In a break from tradition, I’ll have a double Babycham, you Scouse cunt.” ”Oh yeah, 5-0 to Knewcarstle! Hic…”

Emerged between 9-10am today, and was the densest thing I encountered until @sobonthetyne showed up. Almost an ace too- tiny amount of wipeage visible on 1st sweep, totally clear on 2nd approach.

When we went to his wedding I saw possibly my all time favourite bit of graffiti: “Rab fae Cardross is a grass”

Does a great line in novelty mugs though

Gordon says Graeme Jones deserves the credit for the goal as they were working on that exact shot yesterday

Aged well, they looked shite. Their managers role in the new Nosferatu film has taken it out of him

This went well.

"Newcastle have had it easy" Fuck Off you commentating Cunt

If it wasn’t for him and the goalie it’s 8-0

Completely agree. Given that the yellow was at best, fairly harsh then any play acting daft cunts like this should also be given a yellow

Pathetic. There needs to be repercussions for stupid behaviour like this. Fact is, if you go down, opposition could get a red and nothing happens to you. It just encourages it.

I think I prefer the Chinese spam.

Lying her watching Die Hard 3 and thinking of poor Wyki finally realising his fantasy while trying to thumb in a softy to the Dutch bird and regretting the decisions he’s made today.

He’s got no idea what dusting is, the dirty tramp

That's fucking on

Superb move and goal.

ISAK!!!!!! @sobonthetyne

He’ll be getting chinned this ebening.

Does Mrs Tree know of your plans?

Fuck off rogers

Specsavers for Isak?

Dirty cunt

He's a terrible player

Go finger you sister you mackem cunt

The Darras Hall one

@PopCrazedYoungsters get BBC4 on and watch TOTP Christmas Hits from the start. @Christmas Tree do the same on Channel 4 for Notting Hill