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been staring at it for 20 mins and i still can't find the 10 differences

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I love Wykiki. His bitching reminds me of my lass.

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Taylor taking another sentence down to the mat and putting it in a figure 4 leg lock.

3-0 Some cunt with a hat-trick

Having a player called Agbadou and NOT hearing the away fans sing Agadoo for the full 90 is a fucking crime btw.

I love Isak's thumb over the shoulder celebration. I don't know quite what it's meant to signify but all I see is "have you seen the fucking state of this lot?"

Smallbone is on. Didnt know Gemmill was still playing...

I turn 40 today. Having breakfast with the family in Vanuatu. Not as old as most of you lot. Life's good.

Fuck me. The winter nights must fly by…

"Welcome to Mega Thursday! Who will come on top of the fight for premier league survival? Roy, here's the table now, who's the more worried?" Keane: "They're big boys, nobody should be worried, when we we winning titles we weren't worried. Do they want their mammies to blow their nose for them? Honestly.....fully grown men." Narrator: "Keane still thought it was still 1997. The presenter wasn't too sure either what year it was." Neville: "This is Manchester United we're talking about here." Narrator: "This is Gary Neville talking, if he was on mastermind his specialised subject would be Man U." Carragher: "What you have here, is two of the most successful clubs in the country, Manchester United and Liverpool football club, I know Liverpool aren't playing tonight but that's not going to stop me from mentioning them." Narrator: "And don't get me started on this cunt."

VAR CHECK Checking for possible non-celebrity...

the best money we could spend this month would be to double isak's wages.

A groit awaye dye

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-fc-talks-avoid-points-deduction-transfer-payments-abramovich-b1205196.html Premier League:

I see they’ve ditched their policy of only trying to sign young players by putting a bid in for Tommy Cannon. I think he’s passed it and was never any good in first place.

I couldn't remember the Sunderland manager's name but I'm expected to know who some actor was from Hollyoaks?

Ahh, "the neighbourhood of Cheshire". You can rely on AI reporting for all the nuances.

CB's we have; Botman (just back from an ACL) Burn Schar (currently ill / injured) Lascelles (currently fucked) Kelly We also have; Krafu who can play there, but is a midget. So we have 6 players for two spots. One of the players has just come back from an ACL so his game time needs managing and then we have another who's fucked with an ACL and isn't a starter. Out of them 6 we also have 50% the wrong side of 30 with Krafu edging that way. Whilst this isn't too much of an issue, return from injury / fatigue plays a bigger role. Burn has been immense but he's had little rotation. So whilst I don't think Kelly has been too great this season, selling him now without a player to back him up is fucking madness. On RW we have options that can get us by. Almiron has played 148' of football in the PL this season, avg of 7' a game. So can we do without him? Yes, he's gone. That should be clear to most.

Completely innocent mistake obviously…!

Can you imagine how much spit came out of Gordon's mouth try to utter those words?

Not just the accents but the main lad's voice.

Not that bothered. Don't think she was ever in the bank whilst Charlene was around. Relieved it isn't Frostup who very much was in the bank.

Drop dead, sausagefingers.

Has Claudie Winklemann got jaundice or does she have Trumps tanning machine?

It's........ Daphne from neighbours. (At least you'll have heard of her unlike the kid who died from Hollyoaks). Carry on.

Diego just released his "Frog Chorus".

The league has settled down and has started to split into mini-leagues. If we beat Bournemouth we’ll be 7 points clear of them/eighth place, Villa in 7th are at cockney Stoke so we could be 6 ahead of them with a vastly superior goal difference (+15 v -1) a draw would be my result of choice for that one because I think we can catch Lego-head’s boys. We lose Isak we’re screwed but Chelsea lose Palmer they’re same, Liverpool - Salah likewise although they’ve got points in the bag and injury time/VAR on their side. No idea who is the major key for the scabs and City are currently living life without theirs and Stoke have lost Saka. So long as we don’t lose Isak (to injury) we should be locked in top 6 even with a mini wobble. I fancy us to finish above cockney Stoke, and whatever that brings, we really are better than them IMO, just a feeling mind but they don’t look nearly as good as the league table would suggest.

At least he’ll know where the Ball is.

How do you even get invited to talks to avoid a possible point reduction ffs? Can we all pull mad shit and just chat our way out of it?

Fenway are taking the money this month iyam . Let’s hear what the self righteous pricks say after that

We WERE Friends. WERE

to be honest when i come on here i often confuse those two guys

You guys are looking the business right now. only seen snippets, but fighting for a CL place is exactly where you should be right now imo. Neither overachieving nor underachieving at this point in the journey i'd say. Think you're a bit too far away for a title push though. Isak is looking electric. happy days eh?

imo you can never have too many CB's playing 4 CB's works so they provide complete defensive cover ( i remember when we won the war, sorry the CL we often played with 4 CB's pushing Stones into midfield and further ) and it's all too easy for them to get injured given their position. we've had Stones, Akanji, Dias and Ake injured most of the season plus Walker who seems done. so it can happen if you're not careful. last time we had a situation like this we had just let Kompany retire when Laporte got a season long injury and hey presto, Liverpool won the league. my point is, don't be too eager to let quality CBs leave

A bit too nice, but still. Thing is if I had time I would just make some manual edits, as it is, this is ChatGPT's work. Keith, the Legend of the SMB There’s a man named Keith, with a Sunderland scarf, He’s middle-aged, retired—though it makes people laugh. How he earned it, no one’s quite sure, But Keith swears his wisdom is always mature. He moderates the SMB, a forum so grand, Clicking and typing with sausage-like hands. An enemy of Newcastle, he spits at their name, Declaring them doomed to eternal shame. “Oh, Isak’s a waste, just look at the fee! He’s slower than me, and I’m fifty-three!” “Gordon’s a flop, he’s all hair, no skill, And Bruno’s just hype, not worth the bill.” “Joelinton’s a joke, can’t hit a barn door!” Keith said it all with a confident roar. But the Magpies soared, their stars shining bright, While Keith sat fuming on SMB each night. His predictions are bold, his opinions are loud, He’ll preach to the masses, drawing a crowd. “Trust me,” he says, with a confident grin, But his forecasts? They never quite win. Unintelligent, sure, but earnest and proud, Keith's still adored by his Sunderland crowd. He’s a Terry Fuckwit, a fool with a heart, A comedic misstep in football’s grand art. So here’s to Keith, the SMB knight, Wrong about everything, yet still a delight. For what would we do without his bold claim, And his endless devotion to Sunderland’s name?

The Guardian's sub-editors still out on strike?

15th plays 20th at Old Trafford tonight. Your classic relegation 6 pointer. They're only 6 points ahead of relegation certainties Everton.

Its a canny day on the forum!