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Came across this on Getty Images. It's @PaddockLad meeting up with @thebrokendoll@thebrokendoll just outside St James's. Found it completely by chance.

You DEFINITELY have rose tinted glasses on, and I'm beginning to wonder if you aren't also on mushrooms.

Here you go @wykikitoon A typical scene from your house. I asked it to show your wife sneaking out of the front door with Callum Wilson, but instead Wilson appears to have wallpapered your wife in place, and is fully taking the piss out of you about it. Check out the cycling gear and herringbone floor btw. Attention to detail.

First draft of wykiki, he came with just a tache (probably accurate), and his wife looked like she was auditioning to be in the thriller video. No sign of Wilson either. Replaced by floating NUFC crests.

Hello Prince Harry! Nice to have you on board and congratulations on your victory in the High Court yesterday ☺️ (given the news about William posting on Villa boards I don’t think this is a coincidence tbh )

The silence from the Toontastic mods is deafening. We can only assume it’s a tacit endorsement of nazism, led by Rayvin.

Guess we now know why the first marriage didn't stick.

Happy birthday! You come across as much older.

Did you ask Chat GPT for ‘Joey Barton gets outraged at the sight of a woman on Football Focus’?

You can't expect ChatGPT to do all the work. You have to do some yourselves otherwise it becomes incomprehensible. Here's my wykiki effort, although the simplicity of ewerk's wins the day for me. Nice boots by the way Wykiki. A bit random like.

Didn't even realise "Wilson" had kicked a hole in your front door. First the wife's back door, and now this. What a prick.

To warm the centre of the room to compensate for the hole in the door silly.

And not so surprising effeminate hands.

FFS man.

There’s a lad I went to school with whose mam and dad ran a newsagent’s. Let’s just say he was a popular lad

Some things are worth waiting for. That wasn’t one of them.

Alex Baena is an absolute scandal of a player. He is not a typical left winger. He plays in the middle. In fact, in games, he tends to play more on the right and plays better there. He would never be competition for Gordon, but rather for Joelinton or even Tonali. (In fact, I'm sure that if we had Baena in this team, the one who wouldn't play would be Murphy and we would have 4 players in the middle) There are few players in the world with his quality to make passes into space. Here are Baena's statistics in the two (and a half) years he has been playing in the First Division (he is only 23 years old). PS: The only thing I don't like about Baena is that he is a bit 'dumb'. PS2: If the source is Fichajes.net, then it is a fake rumor.

You’re wanking into a sock twice daily?

Is there a column that shows what they're earning in Club Legend Bucks?

And where he could also become a club legend.

"....[Gasps!!].......He has a woman's hand!!"

Fuck off

Renton: "Hey CHATGPT, make me a double limerick about siblings called Nate and Vicky whose Dad is a newsagents selling porno mags, with hilarious consequences" ChatGPT: "O O O... This content may violate our usage guidelines. Please rephrase your query to avoid potentially harmful content. Oh, btw 3 strikes now, my protocol instructs me to inform HR with your prompt log and your last 3 years of Internet bistory" . Renton:

I would take all that with a pinch of salt. We’ll always use PSR as an excuse in negotiations. Chances are that City simply went above our valuation and we let them pay what they wanted to pay. Either that or Man City were prepared to pay him more than we were, which they could easily do.

There once was a newsagent's son called Nate, Who was never in need of a mate, He'd share the shop's porn On any given school day morn And that's why they always were late. He also had a sis called Vicky Working out this rhyme was quite tricky When his dad found out, The porn mags were out It was jazz rags in a hedge that were sticky.

Hadn't thought of that. Oh well.

I think I look quite sharp ☺️

I believe the post breakup wank is called a crank (crying-wank)

The Photoshop Studios going by that picture

Can you tell where he's been playing?

Ahh fuck it, couldn't resist.

Saw a wagon blown over on the other side of the M62 some years ago, was like in slow motion, loads of sparks as well. Stay safe mate.

you can't put a price on that.

So Kelly is one of our top earners?

Oh God. We have another budding so-called accountant in our midst.

Luckily I'm not kindly. Technically it isn't a picture either but I couldn't be bothered to think where else to stick it. Although I've got an idea now. 🙂

well obvs, yeah. and i think we will lose isak and bruno eventually. we are still a stepping stone club for the likes of real madrid. arsenal? i'm not so sure. if we finish top four again we'll have to start paying our top players close to what arsenal pay theirs. but when they do go, i hope it's somewhere like real, and that they win a trophy with us first. i genuinely believe bruno is motivated by that and he will consider his time at nufc a failure if he doesn't win us a trophy before departing for man city or wherever. either that or he's a badge-kissing, child-carrying fraud #paddocklad

Both me and City have a looong history of being human. We all knew it would come to an end its just astounding how quickly we fell of the cliff. Feels a bit like the days after me and the first wife separated.

It’s like when Superman gives up his powers in Superman 2. He was merely Clark Kent with a lovely jaw structure. Welcome to being human.

the only way he leaves with 3.5 years on his contract is if he agitates for a move. if we finish top four and win a cup, why would he do that? he'll be a club legend and it would take a bid from a club the size of man city to tempt him in that scenario. if we finish outside the top four, don't be surprised if we cash in on him or bruno

Stingy, Rich & Catflap.

It's some cost saving thing you came up with. Yorkshire stuff.

"Peggy"

Our victory will be