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6 years after we lost our infant girl inexplicably to SIDS, the missus and I welcomed a baby boy today. Absolutely elated and terrified in equal measure

Benbob10 makes a very good point, which supports my theory that it’s club policy to plead PSR poverty. Though it’s no surprise to see Benbob10 showing such insight. He comes from a good family, I knew his father Benbob9 well.

With his usual talent for timing one of my mates has organised a piss up in his garden bar tonight complete with gazebo. He also organised a Leo Sayer in Edinburgh a few years ago when GNER cancelled all the trains going up there because of a similar storm. If he found a time machine he'd definitely fancy a lads piss up in Pompeii circa 79AD.

I had the misfortune of knowing his creepy uncle bentknob69

Crikey !!! A twister caught on film in Donegal https://bsky.app/profile/jonathanmccrea.bsky.social/post/3lghwgmjauk2g

"ChatGPT, create an image for me of what a soft cunt Storm Eowyn is. Come on Big Boy, is this all you've got?!"

Well the lights have been flickering on and off and I was awoken at 5.30 with 80mph gusts. Other than the kids 16ft trampoline heading over the fence (that I assured the wife wouldn’t move) things aren’t too bad.

Led by Donkeys are getting investigated for spreading a Nazi symbol by showing a video projection of Musk’s salute at his Tesla factory near Berlin.

with the greatest respect to you mate, and the town you live in. I don't give a flying fuck about bournemouth fc.

Howmanhey Blown away What else do I have to say?

there's bound to be a plan, we did after all employ the king of the transfer deal 7 months ago. oh, hang on...

I was that creepy uncle, bentknob69. Howmanheyman is just my pseudonym to keep the authorities at arms length.

@Renton Gemmill's new AI render demands the addition of a dog in a paddling pool

I've been out for a walk and honestly so far its not too bad. Absolutely nothing like Arwen was on the coast when a few houses around here literally lost their entire roofs. Think the difference is, Eowyn has gusts of 70 whereas Arwen was sustained constantly at this speed. Anyway, because of the strange Tolkein coincidence, it inspired me to another creation (yes, I know, I am addicted).

Now Fauci’s security protection got revoked. What a nasty place the world has become.

No worries mate, it’s just the usual internecine TT warfare over the most trivial shit you’ve ever heard…do you stand up to wipe your arse btw?

Howe is the better coach than Keegan. Keegan resurrected the place and the club, but if you're asking me who I'd pick to run the club long term, it's Howe.

He teaches plus he's a skilled tradesman therefore he doubly can't be told anything.

Ooooh I love it when you talk manly.

Another photoshop triumph from yourself to add to your already extensive portfolio. Less chatGPT, and more of this please. That said, if you hadn’t have mentioned that you couldn’t do chatGPT, we probably wouldn’t have noticed.

Oh we have the same on bluemoon. I suspect every forum has them. We had stand up or sit down for a pee in the 115 charges thread not so long ago.

Fostered some lively debate

oh no what have i done?

Nah, I don’t think he has any real convictions. I think he’s deeply insecure and a desperation for approval that he gets from the MAGA crowd.

Think the bags of cat shit that I accidentally left by the back door might be scattered on the wind like a dead man’s ashes, like but that’s a problem for someone else

Gan on Stotty

To be fair I think that the sudden and unprecedented changes to the sponsorship rules brought in to stymie our progress would have caught the club off guard and meant we were forced into a selling position earlier than we would have liked/expected.

Pleased to hear you're all OK. I was out first thing this morning putting the garden furniture and anything that looked like it might take flight in the garage. The dog's paddling pool (yes, the dog has a paddling pool) has gone in there too cos that fucker takes off and could brain someone. Not as badly as a trampoline mind you. It's meant toe be 72mph gusts here now, rising to 78 for a couple of hours at lunchtime, then gradually dying off. Wind is proper stress weather. I've convinced myself the fences are coming down and the roof's coming off, and I'm just sat here waiting for it to happen.

Three came in through the kitchen door and the rest got blown through the windows. He’s fine, sure.

Are these the same lads that made that bridge that fell down in the ‘Murican Reich? Hope so

All well with you, @ewerk? Have you let the pigs into the house?

Sad, serious faces on sky sports for this story I'd reckon? Any other non NW red club in the same bother....

ChatGPT can't compete with the east end lyrical gangster. (Cough, ahem).

So good he said it twice

Eni Aluko 'I think there's a lot of cat and mouse going on here. As a sporting director I used to do this a lot where I'd call up a big club and say "can you put a bid in?" - and that would get my owner to put a higher bid in. 'I don't think Newcassel actually want to sign Khusanov, I think what's going on here is Guardiola has picked up the phone to Eddie Howe and said "listen our kid, City are going to do the incremental bid approach. If you put a higher bid in that will push my owner".'

Renton: "Hey CHATGPT, make me a double limerick about siblings called Nate and Vicky whose Dad is a newsagents selling porno mags, with hilarious consequences" ChatGPT: "O O O... This content may violate our usage guidelines. Please rephrase your query to avoid potentially harmful content. Oh, btw 3 strikes now, my protocol instructs me to inform HR with your prompt log and your last 3 years of Internet bistory" . Renton:

have that TORY BOY!

There once was a newsagent's son called Nate, Who was never in need of a mate, He'd share the shop's porn On any given school day morn And that's why they always were late. He also had a sis called Vicky Working out this rhyme was quite tricky When his dad found out, The porn mags were out It was jazz rags in a hedge that were sticky.

The silence from the Toontastic mods is deafening. We can only assume it’s a tacit endorsement of nazism, led by Rayvin.

i don't want to appear shallow but there was a significant cup size increase. i had no choice.

You’re wanking into a sock twice daily?

Can you tell where he's been playing?