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Gemmil at his desk this morning. Make Mitch Great Again

Michelle Keegan. That's why he's not responding. He's ripping it off at the hinge with one hand and got three fingers, knuckle deep in his jinker with the other.

Every time I log on lately, everybody is arguing with each other. I almost feel as though it is my duty to once again spread my wisdom via the politics thread in an effort to unite you all, thus saving you from self destruction

we've got about 30,000 season ticket holders? we've got about 100,000 members? if they build a stadium with a capacity of a 129,999 I'd be the cunt who lost the ballot every week.

Venn diagram of people who can keep their seats.

Im sure the subscribers of Craig Hope's WhatsApp are top end of the gene pool.

Mitchell is a useless cunt. Did Lee Charnley get some plastic surgery and blag the interview?

Is that the sound of PL parking up ??

Has there been any outrage about Bournemouth signing that kid from their sister club Lorient and loaning him back? Ah wait, it's little old Bournemouth, they won't threaten the big boys long term. If this had been us and a Saudi club however...

Wasn't there some suggestion that the SoL might be considered? Ground will never have been so full. And they were famously hospitable about it last time, we could probably redo the whole place in black and white.

Modelled his onscreen look on CT on his wedding day iirc RIP and all that but I seem to remember the show being absolutely shite

I'd still prefer it if it went here to be honest...

From the Guardian feed. Well, I helped them summarise.

You absolute bairns quoting stuff across to this thread BTW. The "adults" bringing all their grown up behaviour to bear to defeat the immature "WUM".

You know those shite Harlen Coben books they are making into tv shows for bored housewives? They are filming one on our street this week, place is full of “production” people. It’s all mildly exciting

"You lads need to go back to your ideas factories and shut down production because you're churning out duds. "

He’s also trying to shut down debate on Trump as it’s bad for our mental health

You think you're worried 🙄

If any of you lads have got any thoughts on how to expedite the stadium build, I'm sure the club's construction partners will be ALL EARS.

"Hey! Loving your football output Josh but we're getting some negative feedback from the oldie dinosaurs who support clubs that aren't 'United' or Liverpool football club. They're saying it's just Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher's channel. Any ideas to pacify them a bit, the subscriptions are falling through the floor otherwise I wouldn't give a flying one." "Yeah, sooner those 'saurs die off the better! Leave it with me, I've had an idea I've been chewing over for a while, might be a good time to put it out there!" ......A few weeks later.......

Does he mention the state is failing in large part because of him and his Brexit bullshit? No? Well, knock me down with a side of gammon.

Bring Miley on in the second half to help protect our five goal lead.

Willock is normally spot on against teams that play high lines. He generally can't do a thing against a team with ten men behind the ball as his pace is redundant and he's not strong enough to get through them. Arsenal is the type of team I'd expect him to cause a bit of bother with his pace.

Hopefully Willock can break on them and pinch or create a goal. I think Miley will end up being a 6. He is more of a possession player.

You’ve got to have a little nibble with the WUM man, where’s the fun in being grown-up. Also, he’s 40 this year, so lick me immature baaalllz

This is you at your wypoopiest.

who the fuck is indykaila then? sounds like it could be a trance party on a goa beach.

Whatever happens they've made me do something I never thought possible. I want Liverpool to win the league.

Don't worry Gemmill is starting the TT Truth message board soon.

Big fan of white chocolate Cadbury’s crème eggs too

Must say, I’m going tomorrow and haven’t seen us lose yet this year. Brentford and Chelsea in the cup and Villa in the league. Relax, friends

And Spongebob

Just get a prefab stadium and a crane - knock the whole thing up in a few hours. Maybe the club could offer free hot dogs in burger buns and get the fans in to fit the new seats for them - it worked out for our webbed toed neighbours.

For clarity, I wasn't being sarcastic or doubting you. I mean, it is absolutely bewildering to me what his appeal is to anyone. The BBC and MSM refuse to treat him like a normal politician though which is a big part of it. He has zero policies and is never pressed on this (let alone his countless demonstrable lies previously). 🤷‍♂️

If there’s a report of a withered man found wandering around south Manchester with his cock in his hand soon, yeah she’s in it.

Retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Wypoopie, being Wypoopie. Why? Because

Aye, how dare you question the professionalism of the management staff at a club who haven't signed a first team player in the past three windows.

Trump has now paused the Canada and Mexico tariffs. Bottled it cos the markets shit the bed. The beginning of the end of his first big strong man flex, the stupid cunt.

Do we now have a third option? Sitting, standing, or walking strangely in a desperate hurry while clenching unsuccessfully?

If he continues to get pounded like this he’ll be known as Peggy Mitchell.

And let's be frank here, the kitman always knows.