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"Carabao cup final next weekend, who's our TV picks this week? Surely it's Liverpool?" "No, we thought they've got a tough game at home to Southampton so we'll leave them alone on Saturday with a 3pm KO." "What about Newcarsull?" "They're away to West Ham so we thought putting them on Monday night's game wouldn't be a problem. Also, gives us a chance to talk in-depth about Liverpool looking good for the title before the game against..... Errr..... God my minds went blank....errr..... Ah yes, West Ham against Newcarsull. Maybe have a little section talking about the clubs most likely to buy Isak in the summer."

I fucking hate Monday games

Notstradamus

I was just practicing my backstroke. The length these journos go to make a story. Can’t even swim without it being twisted.

Drury: "GARNACHO!!!!" (As pudding bowl heed skies it from 30 yards out).

Wonderbar Mags. CT's an Andrew. Do we suppose he likes Drew for short...?

I'm halfway through it. My lass has just walked in, took one look at the telly which was a load of bleeps and bloops and people wandering about at a rave in Japan, given me "the look", and now I'll be watching the rest later.

Toontastic race day…..

If Schar couldn't get off for not hitting someone then there was no chance here, especially when not playing in red.

Katie Price: "Does it come in a larger size?"

Just in time for international women's day innit.....

https://bsky.app/profile/afcmhr.bsky.social/post/3ljxs7zrrwk2w Arteta

I think he’s saved by the fact that it’s not his fault. He’s just a shite expensive player in a team full of shite expensive players.

Michael Brown on 5 Live just said that’s a big goal for Arsenal. I’m guessing that’s why he gets the big bucks

Made me think of this

We not counting the Roomba you just dumped like a bag of laundry when the dog replaced it in your affections?

Don’t you get tired of being so wrong?

At the same sitting.

Great memories, Gemm.

Currently reading 'the cat sat on the mat'.

Watching Italian TV's build up to Juventus v Atalanta and tbh you can stick Redknaap, Keane and Dave Jones up your arse....

What a dirty cunt he was as an average player.

(Wasn't sure whether to put this in the funny pictures or the politics thread tbh).

Bloke at work has those Full Monty tins about three times a week. Not even sure how he’s alive

The Ice Man has cometh for the last time.

Pipe down, Noncestradamus.

I can't work out the custody arrangements. Some of you get it on weekends, some of you get it during the week, but you ALL share responsibility for it.

CT will see FTM graffiti a lot more than I will so maybe it's sunk into his consciousness?

And a cherry tomato garnish

Nah the fact that he doesn't even know what a prediction looks like means he doesn't even qualify for a shite patter response. He can't even do your ONE JOKE right.

With some additional flavour

To be fair, he didn’t predict a BIG Man City win, just stated that we want one. Still, brace yourself for the “shite patter” response

TBF, 52 year old me is still wondering that now

Aye I remembered the no chebs. 16 year old me would have been wondering why he blew up his career for not even a hint of tit action.

That’s the bastard! The size of her fiver! You could build a couple of new-build housing estates on the thing. Nae chebs, like.

Antonia De Sancha. I dredged that shit up from the silty riverbed that is my memory and went to his wiki to confirm.

100% guarantee that our resident bitcoin expert has eaten more than one tin of that.

Probably mentioned it before but I recall the whopper describing how he'd been to 'the bridge' that afternoon and he had to admit to being a bit disappointed with how few Sheffield United fans made the trip down, so far so fuck? The next day I was looking at the results in the paper and I saw the Chelsea game with an attendance of 13,000! The cheeky cunt! (they'd had 30,000 that same midweek v us in the LC although there was a good few thousand of us there that night).

It's weird but I don't think you have much of a chance of getting it overturned unless there's a big media blowback. The one for the Arsenal kid was pretty much unanimously called out in the media as an injustice from when it happened. Anything where's the reaction is about 50/50 the FA don't bother.

How the fuck has Hojland got away with how fucking shit he is and no pundit pointing out how fucking shit he is and how much they paid for him?

Hojland is fucking doggers man

Forest got the deduction because they pushed the sale of Brennan Johnson past the PSR deadline to sell for a higher value, not just ignoring PSR and continuing spending or even ignoring PSR and doing nothing else. We'd have still needed to sell players, not sign anyone and then take the points deduction.

Whoever it is will probably be a season ticket holder and be at Wembley.

Let's be honest though, she wanted to be sectioned for letting that monstrosity climb aboard her.

Murphy really struggles on the left and Gordon and Barnes really struggle on the right. Murphy's game is all about the hugging the touchline and supplying the bullets whereas Gordon and Barnes cut inside and get shots away. Thats their natural games so playing others on the right is massively ineffectual, as proven this season.

Currently battling through a David Stubbs/Sarah Bee episode. They shouldn't let these two on together. Stubbs has been unconvincingly claiming to be the king of soho during 1987. He reckons he was considered to be very intimidating at the time.