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What a game or two halves that was. Absolutely bossed it first half against 11 men. Looked nervous and sluggish second half, the performance feeding the anxiety in the crowd until the second goal. I had an, erm, interesting end to the match. I jumped up to celebrate the second goal, tripped over the seat in front of me then ended up sparking myself out as I landed head first on the concrete in the row below me. Ended up spending the final minutes of the game being checked for concussion by doctors.

My little lad (6) played his first ever game today. 10 minutes in and he was scouted for Brighton. My elder lad (10) is livid. 😂

"Didn't feel it man, daft cunt."

Get the fuck in!!! Commentator saying in December The Cunts were 2nd and we were 12th. 46 points from last 21 games. Hail Eddie.

Not counting my chickens but in many a season gone we’d have been on the opposite end of a result like that. Where we showed plenty of fight when things went against us. Losing to a top side whose class ultimately showed or whatever. Because the ‘top teams’ are ‘more clinical’ and ‘find a way to win even when they don’t play well’. And it feels fucking great to be on the other side of that. And particularly against those odious cunts and their fans

Huge result. But while I'm pleased for our CL hopes of course, I am at this moment pleased more that we beat that slimy, cynical stain on football. I was ambivalent about who missed out of the other CL places, but I now firmly know which team I want to see fail. Chelsea are on the football pitch what they are in the boardroom. Entitled cunts who bend the rules and somehow get away with it. May their club burn in hell. HWTL.

Would you?

"EEEEEEE...ORRRRRRRR!!!"

Thought it kicked off at 12.30, so missed the 1st goal. Nerves shot at 85 minutes so went back to gardening and missed the 2nd goal. Fuck me we don’t like the easy path. We should be miles safe by now. Hopefully we get CL and get some extra bodies in. Maybe we should even cash in on that number 14 as he couldn’t hit a barn door. Purple patch over!

Fucking hell I thought my stream was bad.

She's got my temperature rising.

This is where we need Noelie back to hear from someone who was there at the time.

Firmly put the prediction naysayers in their place here. Red faces all round. VINDICATION.

Apparently Chelsea are so bad that it’s given them renewed belief that they can finish in the top half

It'll either work or it won't. Here ends the tactical analysis.

Wolverhampton Space Invaders.

My new favourite customer.

A lovely tribute to Fabian Schar.

Just say no, kids

40th anniversary today of the Bradford Fire. Hardly seen anything of it.

I have lots of experience with carers and that system through my late brother. They do thankless tasks a lot of the time, for little pay but… The quality of carers in recent years is, and I mean this absolutely and with no misinterpretation possible, fucking SHITE. When my brother came out of hospital 12 years ago his carers were either retired nurses topping up their pension (which shouldn’t be necessary but that’s another matter) or career carers who were well trained (could administer meds/do a bladder wash etc). Towards the end of his life it was young people who ended up doing carer work as it was less than the specified hours so they could still pick up their benefits. Im glad we got my brother home and we cared for him at home, but it put some much pressure on my parents because the carers were so terrible. So even if loads of carers appear overnight, I’m not sure I would trust my loved ones with them.

Got to love the mackems. Oh noes, we're getting banned from the CL because of FFP, despite 3 transfer Windows of negative activity. But this response in the same thread made me laugh. Apparently it's more difficult Not to qualify for the CL. Wibble.

Gives everything. Deserves the season he’s having. I fucking love him

Agreed, Dan Burn is a fucking hero. He'll be remembered fondly, I'm sure of it.

If they think this weekend's ruined, they want to try 30+ weekends in the Premier League.

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN GEOFFREY??

Actually fuck it. Forest to draw. They should still go into the last game needing to beat Chelsea for CL, but it makes our path easier. Make it so.

The bollocks spouted about Palmer last week because he had one good game btw. He was anonymous today

Suffering this one on beIN Sports. Keys and Gray, fuck my life

Villa missing out helps us the most since we could potentially pinch a player or two and sell them Odysseus for the small price of seventy thousand fast black ships as a make weight.

I'd much prefer Forest over both Chelsea and Aston Villa. Missing out would hurt Villa the most. Chelsea will just sell their ping pong team.

What a fuckin footballer…. his loan spell did him the world of good

I'm pretty traditional about this. I grew up with the current crest. It's the one I like and it represents me. I wish they wouldn't change it, but I understand how this works. And how changing times work. It's difficult for certain IT places to integrate the current crest because it has too many details. That said, it's funny to see how most teams now have very simple round crests... That look similar to our crest from 1976-1983. P.S.: Atlético de Madrid changed their crest in 2017 (the owners never asked the members)... But people never accepted it. They fought to get it back, and based on the rejection and the drop in sales because no one was buying anything with the new crest, they had to go back to the old one this year.

Is the answer only one of them has performed a miracle?

The level he has played at all season and at the age too, he's fucking immense.

Burn was absolute class today as well again. POTS for me.

In fairness to the gonk, waking up on a Saturday morning and remembering you’re a mackem would ruin every weekend.

Caicedo has diplomatic immunity it seems. Desperate game but the result is a resounding one. I think we're pretty much high and dry now. Chelsea can fuck all the way off btw, a team assembled with $2 billion can't possibly be as bad and thuggish as they are.

Not used to hearing the whistle go against his side

Can we get Jackson back on the pitch please

The lad from Brentford.

Didn’t realise it was a lunchtime kickoff which is good news because that means I’ll get to listen to it albeit in a service station car park anyway, here’s a little pre-match aperitif to get The Chelsea hate juices flowing… 100% guaranteed the little scrote votes Reform