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They have exciting players & play good football tbh. This current iteration of Man City play absolutely horrific football at times.

I'm over the moon for Palace. Some good players and their manager seems canny. The more non "big 6" teams that pick up a trophy the better. Couldn't have picked 2 better clubs to win cups this season tbh

!970 (sorry if posted before)

The irony that absolutely won’t land with him is that by calling out the ex-Arsenal players he’s in turn criticising his own clubs retention policy. Eze & Nketiah left Arsenal to win something

Greeeeeedy bastard. CT, don't let this lie.

Hi, I'm orca Gemmill, I'm cruising around the mouth of the Coquet studying the xS of this area and Coquet Island. What is xS you ask, it stands for expected seals. It's very scientific and based upon studies of thousands of seal hunts, based upon my analysis I will be soon sated beyond belief. I'll explain fully on my podcast, speaking of which the rest of my pod have fucked off a bit further north to cruise the Farne Islands, which they say is teeming with seals, based upon the evidence of their eyes (fucking idiots).

Brilliant for Palace that. First ever trophy, you have to be thrilled for them. Nice to see the trophies being spread around a bit too. Would love us to get Guehi, he was quality (Muniz and Eze too).

Aye but he especially hates Palace…. and Liverpool… and ManUtd… and… and Sunderland and…

No European football for Brentford either which means Mbeumo might want to move on. He’ll have to wear his heels when doing the medical though to try and fool the height police.

Man City fans crying on the telly is it.

I think Obertan is a bit past it now.

Say what you like, that's better than Man City just chucking another medal onto the pile.

Palace have ruined Brighton’s chance of European football. Magic.

I’d rather have a RW.

The Hot Mitch summer will pass us by....

The palace admin assistant boys firing off a serious, and I mean serious, email about this!

You hate everyone to be fair.

One of the fitness coaches offering the other one out after the match

Howay Manchester City, do it for Curly!

I wear gloves

I hope you've cleaned your fingernails. Not sitting around like a weremole.

Linesman spared someone a burst intestine there. Good lad.

Anyone know the xG?

Probably the producer or director?

Palace went down the self righteous road, when I say self righteous I mean, 'look at us please!' route with those banners so they can fuvk right off, I'd take old Maine Road man city fans, cunts that they could be, as well as decent lads, any day over Palace. Nothing against palace other than that and good luck to the decent ones and err, not really arsed tbh should've been us if we hadn't of head fucked the Brighton game.

Wrong thread point still stands

All Man City out of spite aren’t we?

So what you’re saying is “ Come on Sweet Caroline…” is about Bukkake?

"The overlords of heads-down, no-nonsense group masturbation." Copyright Al Needham, Chart Music Podcast.

It sounds so nice What you’re proposing. Just once or twice…

Here we go again. Like watching Status Quo have a group wank.

If you know you know…

Best I could do.

Just looked up the top three bars in Pennywell on tripadvisor… 1. The Slug and Bog Roll 2. The Dog’s Bog 3. The 8 Ace Beer Gardens Looks like a canny day out, marra! FTM

A ginger orca! ( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers).

If somehow, and I know this is a stretch of the Imagineation, but if our lads had gone out in a suburb of sunderland, the place, it’s owners and staff would have been fucking throttled both on their message board and in real life. They’d probably be shut now with a fucking stocks outside.

He's scared they'll try and mate with him

The Coquet is only about 3ft deep at the weir- they’d be scraping their whale cocks on the bedrock for a good half mile before they got anywhere near it. I think you’ll be safe having a plodge by the castle and hermitage.

It's alright, @RobinRobin, I've got this one....

They’ll have to issue leaflets when they inevitably go down and play the Smoggies. “ Welcome to the Dickinson. This is the stadium name, not an instruction”

Is Free Willy what your lass calls the operation to get your trousers off when you're pissed as a fart on erdinger and you tell her you need a piss, can't hold it in and are are struggling to get your Steve McQueens off?

He had a severe concussion as a player, travelled to the next game with the squad but failed to turn up to a team meeting. One of the squad was sent to find him and he was collapsed on the deck. Brain haemorrhage, had to have surgery and then a long road back - had to relearn how to walk and speak, etc.