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Elanga’s dancing feet to make the difference 🤔

Not sure if the court sketch is of Doyle or TBD on hearing the sentence?

I can see the scene, Farage kneeling, Rayvin standing behind him gun to the back of the frog faced cunts head: Safety off "click" Round chambered "clunk" First pressure "squeeze" Just before second pressure: Rayvin "sorry" BANG

Right, I let it slide on Sunday but I can’t turn a blind eye again. IT. WAS. NOT. HIS. FIRST. DERBY.

We need to talk about CT.

Big Dan, tried to play on with that! fucking hell, if some of the others had even half of that commitment we might have got something. Best wishes to him for a speedy recovery.

Ghana didn't even qualify, so they'll do well to!

"His Newcastle Nightmare", it was hardly a pleasant dream for us either the cabbage faced cunt

Btw, it's just a picture not a link in case you keep pressing it?

Announced today he’s suing the BBC for $5bn , which, along with the noise about Reiner, is an attempt to create a tsunami of shit to drown out the full release of the Epstein papers at the end of the week. Expect more outrageous crap from him between now and then.

Is that because he's a

If anyone is struggling with their Christmas avatar, @Howmanheyman has kindly offered to exercise his photoshop wizardry. Done me proud, tbh.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/16/uk-to-rejoin-eu-erasmus-student-exchange-programme A tiny step in the right direction. Good.

I’ll do it I’m an atheist.

“Nigel Paul Farage, you have been found guilty of treason and advanced cuntishness. You will be taken hence to a lawful prison and from there to a place of public execution where you will suffer death by drowning in milkshake until you be dead, and may the Lord piss upon your soul” I’d watch that, presented by Ant and Dec.

Should’ve used the KC that TBD suggested

5 minutes i was waiting for the cunts to start talking.

https://bsky.app/profile/robertsaunders.bsky.social/post/3ma3rhr5wmc2l Whisper it, a quick telegraph thread.

That's all he's got left these days. Living off a playing career from 30 years ago and slagging off the fans of every club he's failed at in management.

@wykikitoon

Good shout that regarding AFCON Teams losing players; Inbred Cunts - 6 the same number as their fingers Man Ywenited 3 Burnley 3 Fulham 3 City 2 Forest 2 Spurs 2 West Ham 2 Wolves 2 Everton 2 Brentford 2 Palace 1 Liverpool 1 The rest 0.

It is a lot more congested than this stage last season. We're middling at creating and putting away our chances. Completely middling at preventing chances and preventing goals. So, we're entirely middling. I guess the positives are: We're yet to hit our stride and we're not cut adrift from the pack chasing the European spots. we're still in the CL, the FA Cup and the League Cup too. Wissa returning might be an answer up front, the window is coming and we've money to spend, and we're going to be utterly unaffected by AFCON.

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Welllll, this is awkward.

We’d decimate* the population if that was the criterion. *actually, decimation was one in ten, so whatever the opposite of that would be.

A fine piece of research to get you in the mood for the season. https://loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/jingle-bells/

It’s hilarious though so I’m pleased about that.

So Celtic fans are calling for their manager to be sacked, he’s only been there 2 weeks.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSS1MKgjJDP/?igsh=MXF6dmYwd2M5bTVydg==

Yes, I think that's the play. There will be pushbacks, cries of conspiracy or targeting or whatever, but it is absolutely crucial that Farage goes down in flames as the traitor he is. We need to start fighting back against Russian sponsored devastation in our societies, and that means we need to stop being so tolerant of people like Farage. I would genuinely implement the death penalty for any politician taking money from a hostile foreign state. I'm anti-death penalty but I'd pull the trigger myself on those people were that the state's position on justice in that sense. The damage they are doing to our society is unbelievable.

The brain rot presumably won't have helped him make the wisest of decisions when it came to the crunch.

"Jast pay him woke Lineker's yearly salary and make sure you don't chat shit abaht 'im again!!!"

Looks like Everton will be most impacted, then Bournemouth in terms of Goals and assists. Sunderland are losing first team players, but not regular goal scorers.

Well then so is Tino, you baldy cunt.

@Kid Dynamitedid this the other day in the general chat page with another pic I put on so was just saving him some time by forewarning him on this occasion.

And why not ?? All that strictly watching has turned that rabid grumpy cunt we all loved so well into a right soft shite, sad, sad, times.

Renton reading this from his Tynemouth abode...

https://archive.ph/GbGRb Calm heads prevailing. Exactly what is needed.

Part of me thinks the real issue isn't that people aren't horrified - I imagine a good fucking number of them are - but that the US has no mechanism to do anything about this. Trump will either die in office or shortly after, so he's gotten away with all of this now in terms of legal consequences - he doesn't give a fuck, he's not answerable to anything or anyone, and he's the most powerful man alive. There is nothing anyone can actually do about him without breaking the entire system that he's sitting on top of - a bit like Brexit in a way. Everyone on all sides knows it's fucking mental, but they can't do anything about it without undermining democracy in the eyes of the people. This is a point in which the institutions needed to be strong, but Trump stripped them early doors, replacing key people with patsies. I can't believe how vulnerable our systems are when someone comes along who just doesn't give a fuck about the supposed rules. We are so ill prepared to do what must be done as a civilisation when our norms are challenged. It's a bigger issue than Trump now anyway, this whole thing always should have been about Russia influencing and subverting our democracies. The cold war didn't end, it just stopped bothering with the pretense of ideology.

the hard bastard

Lascelles certainly won't be ready as he's not in the named CL squad !!

Maybe I'm just a sucker for any sort of earnest sentiment from players, but I really do appreciate Bruno saying these things. He may not be a leader on the pitch in the same way Trippier is, but he is closer to representing the 'heart' of the club than any player I've seen play for us in quite some time.