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Lass with ADHD: "We decided against the move in the end, my ADHD has calmed down a bit and it is a bit of an upheaval what with...." Door opens: "How do? Wykiki, here! I say what I like and I like what I say! ADHD did I hear you say? Sounds like a shit rock tribute band, luv!" Lass with ADHD: [phones partner] "What time's the next flight, darling?"

'wewww, what wa mwain fwing is, wor weddie is not happwie' 'MAM! I've towld yow, when the wed light is on, imw wecording, but was, can I pwease have alwphabettie spwagetthi'

absolutely fuck all happening in here again. so, I give you this masterpiece, getting on for 50 year old, blew me away when I was kid and responsible for an ongoing love of electronic music...

Boris Yeltsin, Arthur Askey, Mike Neville and Mikhail Gorbachev joining Wraith is quite the line up

Should've made the lass white for extra gammon kick off motivation.

Keyth: "Alright marras, I'm Keyth, FTM?" Everyone: "Alright Keyth, FTM" Keyth: "I like to make unbelievable yet still somehow dull stories up about the mags anaarl..... God it feyls grayat getting it off me chest." Chair Marra: "dinna worry about it Keyth, wa'al bullshitters ere at massive lads fans and massive tales anonymous, like."

Not sure about the shorts.

There was an incident a while back where a Palestinian lad the same age as my eldest was shot and killed. His family said he was gathering almonds and the Israeli government spokesperson said they were a terrorist throwing stones at cars on a busy road. Now even if you accept the latter version, they’re basically admitting they think it’s justifiable to kill kids for throwing stones. I know that’s just one drop in a sea of tragedies but how is it somehow worse in the eyes of government to criticise the IDF, however clumsily? Actually then talking about prosecuting them as well? I don’t see how it’s hate speech. I actually think conflating the IDF and its actions with all Jewish people, which is essentially what is being done with the reaction, is far worse. On top of which there will be more people happy to use it to bash the bbc than there will be people with genuine concerns about antisemitism.

So basically CT's wet dream?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70rreer004o - Parental leave and pay for new parents to be reviewed Gammons in the comments complaining about why they have to pay for other people to have kids. I guarantee that these idiots haven't connected this to immigration and will happily crow about that at the same time. Either we have more kids, or we have high immigration - which is it, you clueless fucking muppets. You can't whine about both things at the same time.

I hear all the exhibits at the Jam museum are well preserved.

Harvey Elliott ✅

name and shame these cunts.

How's the bacon did you say? Awesome

I’m utterly convinced that there’s a secret selection process at the end of training where they put the sexy wenches in to the most embarrassing department’s and the plain Jane’s and boilers get put in the dept’s where you can keep your dignity. “ Oh, Mr. PL, your face looks like a badly topped meat feast pizza, and I see you need a prostate exam too? Follow Nurse Trixie Fox and she’ll utterly destroy any self esteem you once had. “ You need a foot x-Ray? Gunhilde here will be glad to take care of you, just try not to look at her face for too long.”

CHAMONE MUTHAFUCKA!

I reckon if Starmer wants to sort out NHS funding then just kill off every member of TT over 45. That should sort it out.

They’ll be the same ones saying we should look after our own whilst kicking off about free school meals

'Utter woke nonsense if you ask me? What next? Changing 'Santa Claus' to 'Allah Claus'? The world's gone mad.'

Still sat in my cutlery drawer. You could cut out tokens from the jars and send them off, which OF COURSE my mother did. This must have been in the 70s.

🎶 You say Hercules, I say Heracles, I say Poseidon You say Neptune Neptune, Poseidon, Heracles, Hercules! Let's call the corrupt CWC off. 🎵

Elanga. If we want to compete with Liverpool, buying players that can't get into their team isn't the answer. Nor is making their lives easier from a PSR point of view.

REPORTED.

Did you not check underground?

Just so you know, I went and I was sorely disappointed. Not a single fucking Womble anywhere on show.

He’ll fucking hate that. Lovely.

As soon as I saw this thread I knew who would have bumped it

Villa flush from selling their women's team. What a load of shit the premier league is.

The french relative of Essembee while wearing a "useless Joe" shirt he got from his English cousin.

'Sorry Pet, Tha's gonna have to gan, there's some stoner cunt I can smell near me'

that is a total fucking stupid, pointless lie. What a set of dickheads they are, they're like their own support group. They're all lying, they all know they're lying, but it's making them feel better about thenselves so no one's prepared to produce the pin and burst the bubble. Proper sad sacks.

Agreed, it's absolutely ridiculous. Someone with some plums should be standing up in the HoC and saying wtf are we doing here? You've got the IDF shooting at civilians queuing for food and you've got a rapper on stage starting chants. Which is the more damaging here? Just as a reality check for people. Honestly the human race has lost its fucking mind.

Top half, Newcastle United 3rd shirt, 2025-26, bottom half Germany home shorts and socks, 1924-25.

Yeah, I thought this watching the BBC news last night. Story 1, about kneecap and and this Bob Vylan duo being antisemitic and facing years in prison, for chanting "death to the IDF". [Does that fuck make you antisemitic imo] Next story. IDF have massacred starving people in Gaza as they queued for food, AGAIN. The world has turned insane, it started around 10 years ago and just gets worse and worse.

SPOILER ALERT! He’s been following Lee Ryder around the Walker Aldi.

With your knees knocking together moving at pace the poor cunt probably thought someone was machine gunning him.

I cannot reveal my sources but I will reveal that I spotted him from a distance and shifted through the gears to full turbo-waddle to catch up with him in the hope that we were on a transfer business call.

Elanga has had good returns for 2 seasons now and he has 5 years of Prem experience at only 23. He's hard working. Id say he was a good fit regardless of whether he's Isaks mate. If Isak wants him here it's a bonus.

A Herculean effort ☝️

Remember when Agassi used to wear denim shorts with built in cycling shorts underneath?

Watched Inter v Fluminese...it wasn't as terrible as I thought it might be. Early goal for the Brazilians didn't seem to rouse much in Inter till the second half and they did everything bar score then got suckered by a lad called HERCULES in injury time... Co comms: Danny Higginbotham Studio pundits: Kleberson & Jon Obi Mikel

They must've misplaced mine and TBD's invite?

Fuck the kit, get those retro tops released!