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Heard some ITK info last night. Two maybe three big deals are expected to be completed early next week. The club are just waiting on Andrew beginning the site maintenance

they'd just sell themselves kings road. the premier league would say aye ok and then you'd never hear another thing about it.

Madam Tussauds. PL footballers can’t fucking get enough of it.

I've been largely ignoring this thread cos the whole situation is pissing me off - but then I saw that it got the "hot" label and thought maybe, just maybe, we were signing someone. Nope, just a weather forecast...

I'd much rather we weren't rewarding Chelsea for collecting players like they're playing Pokémon. If the rest of the PL refused to buy from Chelsea for a couple of seasons, it would go some way to making them actually pay a price for their actions.

fuck me, arguing about the weather is a new low. when does the new season start again?

Certainly does

40+ new posts since I last viewed the thread this morning. Surely we must have signed someone. Ah no it's you dickheads discussing the weather.

As if it's not bad enough that she's lost her job, you're riding her husband ffs.

About half a woman’s team I‘d guess.

I love this place.

alreet wolfy

That big M&Ms shop as well

I doubt I’ll find it.

I don't say this lightly, but I genuinely think you need to find someone to cut out that last bit of your frontal lobe that the last guy clearly missed.

MDS Maxi derangement syndrome

this swedish cunt not signed yet?

Righto Lex Luthor.

You’d think she’d have learned her lesson after the first train

came for the transfer speculation. stayed for the weather updates

I can’t speak for anyone else but I was motivated by boredom

i'm crying here

I think meteorological autumn begins on 1st September in the northern hemisphere 👍🏻

The weather is manipulated by the gov anyway.

First two sentences here, off the charts irony. Rest of paragraph, I mean, imagine. Where do they come up with this Bullshit? Reminds me of the days when journalists used to constantly repeat the lie we'd rather lose 4-3 than win 1-0. There are hundreds of oages of this shit now on the SMB.

Fantastic start to last season but petered off. I’m not entirely sure he’s an Eddie Howe player when it comes to work rate (basically the bandana gives me PTSD).

It's a story as old as time, and it's often the folk who are largely completely insulated from the supposed socio-economic issues from immigrant populations they've been told to fear that are the most vocal in their objection. I'll forever remember being being on a bus in fairly rural central Scotland some 25 years ago when two fairly young (white) women got on with bus passes and started talking quietly in a language that was quite clearly not English and some lone pensioner completely lost her shit and confronted them, shaking with rage screaming the same anti-immigration tropes that are still doing the rounds today. Coming over here, getting everything handed to them. Not even bothering to learn the language. My grandson can't get a house or a job because of you and your kind, fuck off back to Poland. Not that it should even matter where they were from or what language they were speaking but it turned out the two women that were the victims of her vehement outburst were native Gaelic speakers from somewhere near Stornoway. Bigots don't really need much encouragement to reveal themselves, just give them some goalposts and the suggestion they're on the "deserving" side and you can make them anyone for their own problems.

I'll remind you of this FRIVOLITY when we're leaking goals like a fucking sieve next season.

Servers clearly had just been migrated to a London data centre

right, i can't believe you've dragged me down to this dougle, but here are the week ahead forecasts

Oh fuck, Wolfy's got two accounts!

Yes sir sorry I'm wrong sir I will from henceforth follow the herd

We are actually talking about the greatest myths in history. Alongside JFk and rubbing dock leaves on nettle stings.

They are doing, that's what everyone's pointing out.

He was mocked for it because he was a massive fanny rat who loved it then used it as an excuse tbh

jenas said newcastle was a goldfish bowl. we mocked him for it, but there's something in it. it's a one city club and it must be impossible to go out as a footballer and not be mobbed by fans. some players (bruno etc) buy into it and love it. for others, it's probably off-putting. in london, no one looks up from their phone - forget about people saying hello or making eye contact, so it's probably a lot easier for a well-known footballer to move around like a "normal" person.

He was pushing it when the two party system combined with FPTP meant PR was an expedient solution to (for example) 7% of the vote getting his party about 7% of the MPs in parliament. If that’s no longer the case he’s not going to pursue it any more, ie if c. 30% gets him a majority

Turns out that the CB priority was more of Mitchell/virgin/nerd type thing. Checks out.

Well, maybe we’ll see Pepe Le Pew end up managing PSG in 2026 but he doubt he’s as fortunate to fall as far upward as everyone’s favourite Nelson Mandela loving clamp head

I‘m actually really not arsed about the transfer window. I started supporting Newcastle about 30 years ago and for the most part it was worrying about the next season and if things were going to be worse. Last season was the most amazing experience for me as a football fan taking in mind I celebrated two world cups and one European Championship with Germany (I was not really into 1980). I am pretty sure something will happen until the end of August. We might miss some targets but will end up with other players Eddie will make to be great. Instead of worrying about signing or missing out of some players I do rather wait on who we will play next season and what opportunities might arise to get a ticket. I am more pissed off with some random foreign fans getting to take part in adverts considering the pain I suffered for three decades. All will be well. Or not. I will still die having seen Newcastle lifting a cup. I am happy, I enjoy supporting Newcastle. Something that was difficult for quite a long time.

next time keith.... buy 4 remoulds and drive faster.

Ironic that the most famous baked goods advert ever is on a street originally built by some royal lad who burnt cakes.