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9-0

It's still haunting me 😂

It's 3-0 now to Queens Park Palace

Well Queens Park Rangers do have a Queen in their name and the Queen used to live at the Palace, so yeah I can see how you did that 😂

8-0

I normally have empathy in this kind of situation, but for Trump supporters?

“ In a galaxy, fucking ages ago”

Our record win is 13-0 in 1946. But, given how much the game has changed since then, we should probably temper our predictions accordingly. 16-0. Hat trick for everyone. ‘Appen.

They all sound the same…

I'm not sure who'd come out on top of a bit of pagga between Ashworth and this lad to be honest?

They're all at it now....

We'll send them off to visiting the shit hole that is Sunland next season. They'll hate us for that. 3-0 Wilson hatrick.

Just a thought, is this thread some form of Yorkie black op, we're playing a team from Yorkshire and the thread's been started by someone actually in Yorkshire..... Makes you think 🤔

It's one of the things you get drilled into you at the most basic level of coaching. But then, PL-standard players still commit foul throws and play square balls across their own box....

Aye, even in the old, old, days we were told, never pass back on goal.

I follow a parent of one of the Uvalde kids on twitter, there were similar scenes at a Uni in Texas, he posted "how come the police weren't so keen when schoolkids were being murdered".

I still have no idea why top class players put back passes directly on goal, mind. It’s fucking asking for trouble.

11- 0

T'two t'nil, Gordon t'hat t'trick

@ the title. Nothing less than 6 goals and 4 points is acceptable.

I hope Ratcliffe turns up to the arbitration the same way he's turned up to all of the interviews on this question, armed with only his arrogance and entitlement, cos I'm sure our lot will be doing their homework and making sure we've got our arguments in place. There's a good chance this ends with us getting less than we're currently asking for, but I would think it'll be closer to our figure than theirs and hopefully still with restrictions around the next transfer window. I can't quite put into words how much I want Ashworth to fail at Man United though, he's behaved poorly throughout as far as I can see. Takes a bit to get Howe to lower his super professional guard, and he couldn't be clearer about how he thought the bloke was behaving.

I’m really enjoying it mind. The Man U fans are in a massive melt down how unreasonable Newcastle are being saying no one will want to work for us now. So Man U go directly to an NUFC employee, who has important insider knowledge of the club, and create a position where his role is untenable, then they launch several public attacks at Newcastle (including insulting the people running the club) before supposedly offering around 10% of his clause. In reaction to all of the above Newcastle have simply asked the terms of the contract be met, some rumours state they may have even shaved 25% off the fee (despite having no reason to do so), and this makes us unreasonable? Maybe the correct approach would have been to show some fucking respect, approach the club immediately and negotiate from there? You know like we did with Brighton and we still ended up paying £6m and him having 8 month or so leave…

Did the two countries having different names not give him a clue?

Or imagine if she was black. They are scum the coppers over there.

Imagine what they’re like when the press aren’t there

This is wild. American police are mental.

10-0. No jokes.

Electric afternoon at my apartment as well. The wife had the kids out at the playground and I had the place all to myself. They heard me singing "We're going to Italy" coming off the elevator down the hallway - we'd just scored our third (also my fav goal of that season.) Who knows what the neighbors thought, and who cares? Hoping for a similar grandstand finish this season - I'm picturing 5000 Geordies singing "you're getting sacked in the morning" to a clueless Dutch fraud as the mighty Isak powers us into the EL.

If we can’t beat these at home we may as well get the sun loungers out

Should have let the cunts fuck off and join the super league tbh. The league would be much more fun without them.

It's why IMO the PL in its current format is finished. Bruno should not have to be sold to comply with artificial rules that do not account for owner's wealth. It's the Saudi sovereign wealth fund - the richest on the planet - not some dodgy millionaire. Simon Jordan's suggestion about rewriting the rules and bringing levels of taxation into play is a good idea, but six clubs effectively rule the roost.

Mother nature waits for no man, Alex! Do what you have to do!

If he goes and stays in the Prem I will be gutted.

That said, I need a shite.

Purely on gut feeling, I think he’ll stay another year. But I also think we’ll spend in excess of £200m on squad improvements this summer (and also have Tonali back) if he does go. PSG would be much better than seeing him line up against us in the league as well

Disneyland ✅ I don't know if the context is right, I just wanted to feel involved.