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I know we all want to qualify for the CL but I’m 56 and this the best season I have ever witnessed. No matter what happens from here on in this season will go down in history for me.

Completely agree. Lifting a domestic trophy trumps everything for me. Hopefully we can add CL qualification to it too.

3-0 some cunt with a hat-trick I won’t be able to watch it as having a family event. It’s probably best for my health though.

How much did they pay fiorentina for Vloahavic? €80m? I wonder how much the chubby cheeks yank McKinnie cost? Kelly needs to respond by saying 'nee good starting looking at my signing, amici!'

All seasons go down in history tbf

56? Mate I thought you were at least in your late 60s early 70s with your crack. Nay offence

Juve 1-0 up. Not sure the fans will be that happy looking at this!

Just seen the score, fucking Scouse - it means more - cunts. I didn't fancy a result going our way at 'the bridge' at all today so zero surprise here. I'm sure there was hell on a few years ago with a side resting their players where they actually got fined, (wolves?) but obviously there'll be fuck all said in this case. I'd have took a point today but really wanted the three as a buffer, we'll be absolutely fucked if we get beat by those cheating, cockney shithouses next week. Nothing less than a win because if we're lethargic against arsenal it's Europa for us next season.

I knew I recognised him from somewhere

Also the worst, cuntish, shietest haircuts I've ever seen on a football pitch

I had to, sorry. Turns out it was a thing back when everything was in black and white

If the roles were reversed and we did this, I guarantee there'd have been a 10 minute discussion about it on Sky's coverage. Fuck all will get said though cos a) it's Liverpool and b) it's helped one of their favourites.

Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet 🙄

Match thread already parsnipped and we didn’t even win. The penalty and subsequent equaliser must’ve gone down well

Pope. Perfectly timed his pretend injury.

Well that’s fucked now as you bought it up.

Aye it's the stuff of Toontastic legend that I sprained my ankle 1.5km into a 5km run, and still finished the run. @thebrokendollstill talks about it to this day.

Brighton are scintillating to watch, it's like turning the clock back to the glitz and glam of Roger's 2011 Swansea.

I've had two days of sorting out old bedroom furniture and putting up new IKEA stuff for the daughter's room, I've cut my finger, my back is fucked, I can't even have a can when I'm done as I'm on antibiotics, I hate Sweden now so Isak better score a hat trick the Swedish cunt.

W’YP

Countdown til @Howmanheyman loses his shit over Liverpool coverage

Just (genuinely) had a look to see if there was a BBC Archive account on Bluesky. Apparently there is: