Howmanheyman
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49 minutes ago, trophyshy said:
Was that you, her or Liam?
Yes.
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7 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:
Definitely got in Wallsend, it knacked.
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42 minutes ago, Alex said:
Looking forward to the scouting report from Fish’s
Forest supporting mate
Like Captain Kirk he came in peace.
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7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
Just watching Wimbledon womens now and it's reminded me of the Porn or Bjorn game on Talk sport.
Fucking hell, Wykiki, you don't seriously listen to those two bull's clems, do you?
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6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
Wor lass just came back from Wimbledon. Pics look great. It sounds really reasonable price tbh
Her original centre court tickets were £90 each and considering the length of time you're there it's really good value.
She had a meal there where mains were £20ish quid. We paid that in a restaurant in the lakes. Strawberry and cream were £2.70!
She also managed to get resale tickets to see Draper in court 1 and was on the second row and it was £10 and she saw and hour and a half of that match.
Did she get a reduced fee because Cliff Richard was there and threatening to sing?
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Champions of Europe Vs S America as it was. One off game, leave it at that, expenses and small prize money plus the 'prestige'.
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1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:
Should be noted that after that useless sack of fuckin shit Mitchell fucked off last week Newcastle United's transfer window has properly taken off this week
Form an orderly queue to offer your acknowledgements that myself and my good friend @thebrokendoll called this virtually as soon as fuckin twat turned up and are indeed excellent judges of character and can see a cunt coming a mile off
I was ahead of the game, Rob, I called out the bloke who appointed him.
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First time in ages I put the six o'clock news on the BBC. First item, a few french police deflating a dinghy in France on a beach in France with asylum seekers in it. Must've been a slow news day globally, I'm guessing absolutely nothing happened anywhere?
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Lass at work asked if it really does hurt that much when you get a tattoo so I told her it depends where you get it? She said, Wallsend. Carry on, chaps.
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22 minutes ago, LondonBlue said:
so you guys chatting about the CWC....
i really enjoyed it.
seeing my club play teams we would never normally play competitively.
the one game i could live without was City v Juventus, which is odd as that was our best game.
my big regret is that we didn't get to see us play an Argentinian or Brazilian team.
i think the idea is brilliant, but the implementation and venue left something to be desired.
i think it should be in places like the UK or Spain whilst it establishes itself in European eyes.
With a greater variety of teams.
i think more guaranteed group games and less knockout games. to ensure more cross continent games.
whatever keeps shock results coming.
maybe ditch the Champions League for a World League played in 1 month instead of over a season?
hmm bugger, the home and away aspect of the CL is pretty good tough.
Nah, bin it and the money it generates.
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21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:
I have say, and I don’t say this lightly, but I’m disappointed in you.
I was expecting one of the fat trolls from your Penshaw Monument pics, but instead we’ve just got mackem David Brent (who, granted , looks authentic as he’s baffled by cutlery).
5/7.
It's from an MLF POV.
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"Hello everyone and welcome to the transfer thread. We're expecting heavy gusts today but that's just CT's hondacrackas after McEwan's champion and a pizza duck pizza."
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They're a gift, mind. The laughs I've had from them over the years, man.
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1 hour ago, ewerk said:
In my hotel I have so far spotted two people in Sunderland shirts and zero in Newcastle jerseys.
My reaction to those in Sunderland shirts was an incredibly indifferent ‘oh that’s a Sunderland shirt’. Obviously followed by my one man guard of honour while looking down at my shoes and muttering how I hate the mags anarl.
Ewerk's hotel when the guests clock the MLF and gather around for selfies and autographs.....
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2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:
fuck me, arguing about the weather is a new low. when does the new season start again?
Is this the spy thread?
"The weather in London is five degrees warmer than Newcastle at this time of the year."
"The premier league footballer, like the southern rat, may be spotted moving North but no further than the tip of the southern climate."
"I shall get up in one minute, take the briefcase, in it is all the hot Mitch summer temperatures and player targets with the limits each club will not sanction a sale. This concludes the end of your DoF interview. The MLFs will self destruct a month into the new season. Good luck."
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Someone put the boom and bust mackem model up.
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8 minutes ago, Renton said:
Even the name man.
The willows club was a well to do key club once upon a time, my dad was flapping someone would black ball him because there was always one funny cunt. Changed when we were started getting in.
The Scrogg was always a hole tbf.
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44 minutes ago, Alex said:
Was driving past the Scrogg recently, which is now a social club and not a pub I think. My laddie was playing v Walker Central. I’ve been in the Scrogg years ago when my grandad who lived near there was still alive. It was canny rough then but now the fortifications added give it the appearance of a police station near the Falls Road
I never went in there back when, very, very rarely, last time I was in was a couple of years ago for a wake for an old mate's Mam. Still rough but they did still have McEwan's best scotch on draught which was a real throwback and I bought a couple of pints of it.
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1 minute ago, Alex said:
Wallsend Buffs?
The now gone Willows on Scrogg road.
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I thought he was funny as toothache, personally. (Mike Myers, not TP).
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8 minutes ago, David Kelly said:
Jesus christ what the fuck is that?
Probably some dodgy Chinese betting company..... Oh, you mean the shirt?
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Talking of shit, club I used to get into was always rammed on a Sunday, especially when we were on sky, pre-firestick sports, the main bogs would regularly clog up and be out of order so one Sunday, there's the glass collector, decent enough bloke but not the full shilling, coming out of the bogs up to his arms in, err liquid, says he's just about fixed it. Twenty minutes later he's walking around, same clothes offering roast tatties and roast sausages on platters to everyone. I'd never known so few takers as normally everyone got stuck in. Carry on and Betty when you call me, you can call me Keyth.
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26 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Tough one when it's your missus saying that stuff. Sounds like she needs to spend some time in the Toontastic Re-education Camp. Get that woman a login!
Your last sentence....
Seriously, she's spot on still on most stuff but I can see bits creeping in and it's definitely Facebook and what/who she's seeing seeping in a little. (She's also a remainer).
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Almost had an argument with the missus when as a by-product of talking about the pip fiasco which obviously could affect us she in a roundabout way put immigration as a problem which should be looked at before the disabled, I mentioned the phillipson comments the other day about falling birth rates and they just needed to reverse Brexit and get rich cunts to start to pay their taxes for a start and her reply was Brexit will never be reversed as they'd be kicked out straight away. I said the polls are overwhelmingly anti-brexit but she disagrees when it comes down to it, but the absolute zinger was me saying, in relation to the falling birth rate, that young people aren't having kids because of the state of the cost of living/shit deal they have etc and she reposted a lot of it was to do with being taken over in our country!!! I couldn't believe what my corbynista wife was saying? I got up to make the dinner as it was starting to get heated but I should've said 'I bet Corbyn wouldn't agree with you?' I put this 100% on Facebook and reading shit like the chronicle letters page. She'll argue disability rights with people on there and she'll be right but it's almost like the conquer and divide arguement in action with regards to immigration.
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Other Games 2024-25
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I'm positively ROFLMFAOing all over the shop.