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  1. I'm drinking a couple of bottles of corona on my days off at best or not at all as I seem to have a lingering headache from a head cold. No temperature or coughs so online 111 says no covid 19 virus. I can't even get pissed. :lol:

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  2. Once got talking to some bloke from another department with a mate and as I obviously didn't really know him my mate said off handedly, as the bloke walked away 'Thats such and such, canny lad, he's one of the Jackson five'. When I asked wtf he was was going on about he just explained that throughout the years five bloke's had all been with a married wife working there called Jackson. 'The Jackson five'.

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  3. A place I know, who are staying open but only for people who actually strike a bat, have decided to stagger starting times by department to help keep people apart. So now when people come in, some earlier, some slightly later, there's going to be other departments finishing and getting changed next to the incoming shift thus making things worse for distancing. :lol:


    >Insert the laurel and Hardy theme music I put on for toonraider2 here<



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  4. 8 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

    Put a few lbs on in recent weeks so went online to find some dumbbells to buy. Remembered my mate has some bowflex ones years ago which were canny. Looked on eBay for a 2nd hand set






    Think I’ll just stay fat

    Get yourself along to sports direct. He's keeping it open to help the UK's fitness effort. #unsung hero.

  5. In two months time: "Hello there, Boris here, in this unprecedented time with a global pandemic still being fought, with the nuclear fallout from ex-President and current inmate at San Jose death row, Donald Trump who accidentally pushed the red button thinking he was getting Fox news instead, through to the invasion of the killer tripod aliens and their attempt to farm humans for their dietary nourishment, I once again call on everyone to stay calm and at home. Non-essential manufacturing workers can use our new interactive map which highlights radio active fallout hotspots, Covid-19 hazard areas as well as alien blindspots where their antennas can't smell human prey to plan their journey to work. Thank you."

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  6. 12 hours ago, trooper said:

    Master T 's doing an apprenticeship at McDonalds has just found out via twitter they're  closing all stores from 7 pm tomorrow. He's been in touch with his boss & it's TRUE.  It looks like the Lockdown is on. 

    Me and the eldest daughter still at work. She's at a pharmacy and I'm, err, not. There'll be a zombie apocalypse coupled with a nuclear fallout and they'll still be asking if anyone wants any blob at my place. :lol:



  7. Watched the first episode of the new Westworld last night, Jesus, it really needs to improve! :lol: (I liked the the first series, 2nd one wasn't bad either but if this is a taster of the other episodes then it's not looking good).

  8. 11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

    A cold coming on is it, HMHM?



    Had to get up to clear my throat and get some water, no coughs or temperature just a bit of a headache. The only Corona present at the minute is in my fridge. :drinks:

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  9. 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

    Anyone else started drinking yet today?...


    34 minutes ago, Gemmill said:


    You can do that. It's called Hello Fresh and it's £35 for 4 meals for 2 people.


    This thing is great man. Cooking tomorrow for all of the breakfast, lunch and dinners for Monday to Wednesday. 

    @PaddockLad I had a bit of drink last night little knowing a cold was coming on so don't feel like it tonight but bored shitless and want to. :lol:


    @Gemmill  £35 for four meals you have to cook yourself?…....


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  10. 1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

    Btw the subscription cost is $8 a month. So a fiver for new recipes and a no-thought-required shopping list every week. 



    Hold on a minute.....You mean it doesn't include the ingredients getting delivered? :lol:


    Before I'd seen the cost I just assumed it was the correct amount of ingredients delivered for specific meals? 


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