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10 years on from 9/11 will be the 9th of November you cock! No its not, the event happened in the US and therefore retains their method of dates, not ours. It was planned by Bin Laden to fall on this date so 9/11 would be used to describe it. Anyway, fuck off back to Sunderland you shit-licking mackem prick. don't live in sunderland you abuse riddled big mouthed fuckwit! You're still a mackem cunt though. The BBC call it 9/11 so given you called me a cock for referring to a cultural event how the most British of corporations refers to it, that makes you a deserving target for some honest abuse. oh well then - all hail the BBC that most venerable of institutions for getting all americanised - why dont you nip down the 7-11 and buy some tampons and dry your fukkin eyes!

10 years on from 9/11 will be the 9th of November you cock! No its not, the event happened in the US and therefore retains their method of dates, not ours. It was planned by Bin Laden to fall on this date so 9/11 would be used to describe it. Anyway, fuck off back to Sunderland you shit-licking mackem prick. don't live in sunderland you abuse riddled big mouthed fuckwit!

10 years on from 9/11 will be the 9th of November you cock!

i think she looks like a midget blonde trapped in a toilet bowl (it's all in the perspective) ... still shag it like!

all chuffed at the start of the season ... but the predictable mopery from this cheery kevvy wevvy jungle jim will flow in due course ... prepare yourselves for conspiracy theories, republican rants and anti-pope/smellik/catholic/chapel agendas pervading the game north of the border

I'm afraid you remember incorrectly Tom old boy - never been to that place to which you refer and have no connection to it.

... never saw nothing again where a red shirt was concerned - what a fkin french skeletor nobend - hope his players get stood on all season long.

Sadly stereotypical and misinformed view ... those ars*holes in London take the oil from our waters and give us a wee patronising backhander - it's akin to getting stabbed in the back, mugged, £200 quid lifted out yer wallet and the bassas throw a tenner back at you for a taxi to the hospital - we're bowled over by your generosity Of course the expertise and finance to discover and exploit the oil was all Scottish..... That's a bit of a daft point. The Saudi's were little more than nomads living in tents but still managed to capitalise on their oil. The other main benefactor of North Sea oil is Norway; were they somehow more advanced than the primitive Scotttish? Its often said for it's size Scotland is the most inventive country on the planet, and it's hard to disagree really. List of Scottish inventions. I know but I think its not a bad reply to the implication that ALL of the revenues are or should be by default Scottish. the oil lies in part within scottish territorial waters therefore a scottish resource robbed by the colonisers - there's currently a small scottish oil exploration company called cairn energy who've found some of the black shit in india and are trying to punt a 50% share of the cairn energy indian arm for $8.5billion to the state oil company so although I do agree with NJS comment about the expertise and finance there's usually fkin squillions of money for both sides in any agreement and with new exploration moving north and west there's plenty more under there to go straight to the treasury to be pissed up against the wall . i would disagree however with Renton on how hard it is to disagree with Scots' inventiveness - TV was first discovered by Zworykin's canoscope and not Baird, Bell nicked the idea for a phone from some bloke in the USA while visiting of a convention type trip while Fleming found Penicillin (a fkin mould basically) but didn't have a clue what to do with it -it was 2 english blokes who developed it further

Sadly stereotypical and misinformed view ... those ars*holes in London take the oil from our waters and give us a wee patronising backhander - it's akin to getting stabbed in the back, mugged, £200 quid lifted out yer wallet and the bassas throw a tenner back at you for a taxi to the hospital - we're bowled over by your generosity

I think what's more likely to happen is we'll get an ever more loosening of the ties as the devolved parliament up here gets more self-determining powers (like tax-raising powers, setting reduced business rates to rival the Irish and get us some decent levels of inward investment etc). The referendum is likely to have 3 questions that being an AYE, a NAW or a MIBBE (with the mibbe option being most probably appealing to the majority of voters - Salmond's no daft enough to go for a straight yes/no question as a no vote will leave his party tits-up and dead in the water). Interesting as well to read link in the Guardian link by the last poster - the idiot who wrote that obviously knows feck all about football up here saying he'd go for the referendum if Scotland qualified for the World Cup - best laugh I've had all fkin nite!

translation please - you geordies have a thick accent!

Dump us if you like - then you can be all in it together with the clegg-cameron double act. It would appear that we've been propping up you lot for years anyway - (clicky and listen to the audio) http://www.newsnetscotland.com/economy/861...rest-of-uk.html - but I'd happily have the border redrawn to take in Newcastle

Shocking decision from the ICC - stopping associate sides like the irish (who pumped england), the dutch (who nearly pumped england) and the scots (would've pumped england last year in edinburgh if you hadn't brought the fkin rain up north!) from participating in the 2015 and 2019 tournaments makes a fkin mockery of the ICC's mantra of spreading the game - question is are they more corrupt than FIFA ?

what's the RVI and where abouts is it? - got diverted by You FCG last night and his eyeball sausage in the chippy under the heilanman's umbrella at glasgow central station

the blue lagoon - pure manky greasy scran - if you enjoyed that fish & chips you must've been well hammered! Took ye lang enough. THE WORST chippy I've ever bought something from. Am a fish and chips man normally but a got sausage n chips this one time from there. It's nee wonder the life expectancy in parts of Glasgow (Carlton?) is about 36, I was like do a get chips wi that grease. Bites in to the sausage, a thought what the fucks that, something hard like a boiled egg, looks doon, a full fuckin sheeps eye. I thought sausage was put through blenders and all the rest of it, not the stuff the blue lagoon sell. Fuckin sheeps eye, luckily we were goin home that day so a didnt need to eat owt else there. apologies for the delay - are you my fkin wife?!! - was on my own team forum (partick thistle) so wasn't looking at this one ... i'd have thought ewe would have rammed the eye doon anyhow (see what i did there!) - most chippies in town are sh*t but at least out in Shettleston they get up to about 52 on average - the depletion in the average age is mainly crap diet induced heart attacks and drug related deaths - it's grim out in the east end up near the schmellik f.c.

the blue lagoon - pure manky greasy scran - if you enjoyed that fish & chips you must've been well hammered!

came down by train last time - wisnae driving at the time - and had hair and aw then!

I'm driving a minibus full of school kids from Glasgow to the Arsenal game in a few weeks - first time at St James' since 1987 so what's the parking like outside the ground? - arriving about 12.30 pm for a 3 pm kick-off - local Discovery museum aerial map shows a big bit of waste ground around Corporation Street - is this used as parking on match day? Cheers for any info - good luck in the derby game tomorrow.