Aeris

Shut up! What are we doing. Colo!

It's the day when Krul and others does stupid things. Confidence must be really low.

looks like our tactics are idiotic today...

awful awful defending!

That was an awful back header from Tiote.

What on earth is Sissoko supposed to do on the left wing? Is he going to protect Santon defensively as a more physical version of Jonas or? Nonsense...

No way we're gonna lose. We will bang them goals in today, but I doubt we'll manage to keep a clean sheet though.

If we had one more central defender of class we should've gone for that same style. 3 good central defenders would've given santon and debuchy the freedom they needed as the obvious offensive wing backs they are.

I tried to sign up on N-O but I never got the verification e-mail.

I really hope we make some radical changes from the Hull game. Not to make changes just for the sake of changing, but to catch the opponent with strategical surprise, I know we have a versatile pile of players who should be used differently depending on who we play against. I also think it's extremely important to learn players there is competition for their spots so they will up their game and start playing with some effort, Pardew should not pussy out and play players regardless of how they have played in previous games. There were some decent performances against Leeds that could prove we also some serious contenders usually starring on the bench, so play the ones who are the most hungry.

He reminds me of some kid they used to bully at my junior high. Weird looking, looks like the result of mixing too many races together.

Got so much good stuff about him, but he's just not mentally capable of using his abilities to what it's worth. Too bad :/

Obertan did well creating a neat amount of chances for himself the short time he was on. Too bad he's not a finisher, if you could gene splice him with Cisse they would make quite a striker, not the cleverest of the lot though.

Obertan looks canny when there's absolutely no pressure at all.

Gouffran

Dissapointed Vuckic haven't come on yet.

wow, Obertan and Gouffy has lots of things in common, they both played in Bordeaux, they are both French-Guadelopean, they both have bald alien shaped heads, they are both fast, they are both right footed wingers. strange.

Finally, let's see some Obertan for the entertainment

Guadelopean goodness

Debuchy are so not behaving like a defender today. We should definitely rotate a bit around and consider using him as a defensive winger instead.

Now comes the challenge. Keeping the shite clean...

Brilliant cross from Sammy, just what Cisse has needed all season.

"Come on everybody"?