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    Public Transport

    in General Chat

    Posted · Edited by Paul

    I use public transport on average about 6 days a week, and I have to say I f*cking hate it. Getting the bus home from town is just one of those things you can't be assed with.

    Michael Owen.

    in Newcastle Forum

    Posted

    I have a good right to gan on that forum and tell the workshy cunt to stop taking us for a ride.

     

    I despise the little prick.

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    To be fair, it's hardly his fault that he's out for the season.

    My dream last night

    in General Chat

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    I had a dream about slutty Russian vampires who were tiny-ish and doll-like. One of them was giving my friend a BJ and her teeth had just turned to fangs but I decapitated her with a hefty swing of a baseball bat.

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    Did your mate manage to get his nob back then? :blush::lol::lol:

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    Yeah, but I think he might have died afterwards because there was another Russian doll vampire slut behind. I woke up before the dream ended but I'm assuming he was the one to get it.

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    Am I the only one that gets really annoyed when that happens? ;)

    Saturday's gossip column

    in Newcastle Forum

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    Chelsea are unwilling to spend more than £20m on England and Arsenal left-back Ashley Cole. (Daily Star)

     

    Shaun Wright-Phillips can leave Chelsea for £12m - a £9m loss on the player signed last summer. (Daily Mirror)

     

    Newcastle are closing in on Feyenoord striker Dirk Kuyt with AZ Alkmaar's Joris Mathijsen and Inter Milan's Obafemi Martins also targets. (Mirror)

     

    Martin Jol remains adamant Wigan's Pascal Chimbonda will be playing for Tottenham in the coming season. (Sun)

     

    And Spurs are set to make a shock swoop for Roma striker Mido, who was on loan at White Hart Lane last season. (Star)

     

    Manchester City are set to complete the capture of Ajax and Tunisia right-back Hatem Trabelsi next week. (Mirror)

     

    Charlton will bring in Djimi Traore from Liverpool for £2m and Portsmouth's Amdy Faye for £2.5m. (Mirror)

     

    Portsmouth will stop in their efforts to sign Blackburn defender Ryan Nelsen if a £4.7m bid is rejecetd. (Mirror)

     

    Watford are close to hijacking West Brom's move for QPR defender Danny Shittu, despite the Baggies agreeing a £1.5m deal with Rangers. (Star)

    My dream last night

    in General Chat

    Posted

    Had a dream last night that I pulled some fit lass in the Indian takeaway around the corner from mine. Ofcourse when it got to the point where I was going to shag her, my Dad decides to wake me up. Cunt! :blush:

    Windows Live (bloody stupid name) Messenger

    in General Chat

    Posted

    Uninstall it, go to www.oldversion.com, download v7.5 and install it....

     

    It's bug free! :lol:

     

    (I learned from experience BTW :nufc:)

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    You my friend, are a legend <_<

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    nope hes just a nerd :lol:

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    Aye maybe :blush:

     

    Just keeping him sweet for when I next need help ;)

    Windows Live (bloody stupid name) Messenger

    in General Chat

    Posted

    I have a problem, basically, everytime I sign out of messenger, the next time I sign in my display picture changes to one I had like a week ago, and my personal message reverts back to one I had earlier in the week also. Anyone know if this is a bug in the software or if it's a problem I could deal with? Not a major issue, just annoying. Already tried uninstalling and reinstalling the program but no joy.

     

    Cheers people :blush:

    My dream last night

    in General Chat

    Posted

    I rarely dream about football but did last night, must have been coos I was talking to my mate about the 4-1 derby win earlier in the evening.  Anyhow we were losing one nil against Sunderland away, with a few minutes remaining Chris Waddle, crossed it to me where I chested the ball and smashed it in to the net, I was given a yellow card for my over zealous celebration, diving in to the Newcastle fans.

     

    Minutes later a pass back to their keep who tried to clear the ball, it reached me on the half way line, I lobbed the keeper giving us a two one lead.  The final whistle was met with some sort of fight with the Sunderland players, I was given a straight red for head butting Don Goodman  :blush:

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    :lol:

    Paul

    in General Chat

    Posted

    happy birthday mate

     

    rumour has it, he's going for a family meal to celebrate rather than going out getting shit faced

     

    ;)  tbh

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    ;) I was forced into it! The going out and getting shit faced comes tomorrow night.

     

    Cheers people :)

    MSN

    in General Chat

    Posted · Edited by Paul

    MSN probably working fine Paul, you've been blocked by most of your contact list you cant tell if it's signed in or not  ;)

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    Twat :lol:

    MSN

    in General Chat

    Posted · Edited by Paul

    while we're on the subject of MSN, can anyone explain to me what this windows Live messenger is?  :puke:  i received a mail to upgrade my MSN but dont really understand what the pont is  :P  I notice when some people sign in on mine now, it says joe bloggs' has signed in from windows messenger. Whats it all about?

     

    EDIT: Tut, full of mistakes  :rolleyes:   maybe you have cursed us Paul!!

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    My apologies :lol:

     

    Windows Live Messenger is basically just the latest version of MSN Messenger, except with a new name due to a new range of Microsoft software that it is part of.

     

    I think anyway :rolleyes:

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    ahh thanks ;) Suppose i'll have to get round to doing it sometime :aye:

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    I wouldn't be in any rush, MSN 7.5 is better imo

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