Slayer

I'm staying away from all football from 3-5pm I can't take the stress. I'm gunna hide in the wardrobe. Yes, things have got that bad!

Fuck this idea off

Saw this chap watching the toon game on sat! http://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/328927072900755456/photo/1

For a neutral and for someone who's team is in the right side of 40 points, that's what makes the premiership great. For me and many like me, thank you Pardew, thank you players you bunch of fuckin cunts.

At the moment the only team looking like going down is frickin us. !!

If only we had more points on the board I cud laugh my titties off

Oh dear

ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, ENOUGH!!!! Time to roll our sleeves up, stand up and be counted. Let's show everyone what Newcastle United is made of!!! Can we beat West Ham?? YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUS QN. WHO THINKS WE ARE GOING DOWN.

FUCK OFFFFFFF

NO AMEOBI PLEASE. HE IS FINISHED

The mess left after having a poo standing up is about where we are at

To be fair we played Benfica over two weeks ago

Fuck me if Wigan had won. They played well aswell. Do I really need to rely on the other teams to save us?!!!!! We had 4 get out of jail cards. Now 3 left. Sick as fuck.

Big pressure on pardoo now. Booed off

What a miss

In Pardew I have no faith

Can u imagine if that biting cunt was playing

In Pardew I have no faith

If Wigan had won today. Jeez

Horrendous this. Qn: DOES PARDEW KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING??

Anyone see Pardew taking us forward? Considering tactics, formations, subsitutions, the players he plays in the positions and how he reacts to the oppositions change in tactics / formation.

What you reckon?

http://app.caughtoffside.com/#article/caughtoffside-143565

I find that the more I get excited for a match (last week being a prime example, I couldn't sleep the night before) the clucking funts let you down!