Haydnator
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Inevitable defeat here like. We haven't won at Manchester City in the Premier League since 2000. I wasn't even born.
Our last 5 v Man City @ Etihad: L 5-0, L 4-0, L 4-0, L 3-1, L 2-1
Some fun stats: Newcastle haven't scored v Manchester City in the Premier League since December 2012 where we lost 1-3 at St. James' Park
Newcastle United are on an eleven match losing streak vs Manchester City in the PL and haven't taken a point off them since a 2-2 draw on Tyneside back in October 2008
We always fucking bottle it vs Manchester City
2-0.
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Dick is supposed to be resigning whatever the result tomorrow. For fucks sake
Where's that come from like? If he goes won't their replacement be something like their 4th or 5th manager in 2 seasons?
And the deluded fickle Geordies always hound out managers don't they?
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Krul
Janmaat --- the 5th season Coloccini --- Bassong* --- Enrique
Cabaye (when he showed up) --- Tiote (when he was good) --- Sissoko** (when he's bothered)
Ba (the first half of 5th season one) --- Cisse (the second half of 5th season one) --- Remy
*Couldn't think of another decent centre half during the Ashley era. Can't really remember Bassong but I don't think he was shit.
**Could of chosen Gini instead but went for Sissoko because Gini has just joined. Only Sissoko I would have in my team was the one that played his home debut vs Chelsea
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Who's injured for us like? Only ones I can remember off the top of my head are Dummett, Tiote and Cisse. Haidara is too iirc?
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Is the 17th minute applause ever going to stop? It seems we stopped it during the first 5 games but it's starting again. What happened to the 2 lads was tragic, don't get me wrong, but in my opinion, they've been remembered. Can we just move on now? It seems like the fans will turn a bit like into Liverpool.
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For the first goal you haven't commented on Colo turning his back and jumping out of the way.
For the second goal you clearly haven't a clue about defending a freekick.I'll now explain to you why he was to blame.He should have organised the defensive liine and told them to stay on the edge of the box until the ball was kicked.His defenders could have blocked off the opposition players running into the box although on this occasion it wasn't necessary as the ball was the keepers ball all day,or it would have been to any other keeper,including Sunday morning keepers..Krul the Coward should then have positioned himself on the 6 yard box.He would then have claimed the ball well away from the 6 yard box as no attacker would have beaten him to the ball.A freekick late in the game was quite similar.A freekick humped into the box,this time to the penalty spot,with every man and his dog either reteating or advancing at speed,before the ball was kicked.It resulted in a free header with Krul the Coward palming the ball away.If Brolly Mac or his coaches follow me on here they should take on board what i am saying to be correct,which it is as you all know,and nip this easlily solved problem in the bud by either instilling some bravery into Krul or getting rid of the cowardly twat.
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Colo for the first goal and Krul for the second.Not only did Colo turn his back for the second time during the game he actually gets out the way of the shot.Krul again decided that the best way to defend a freekick is to allow his defenders and the opposition attackers to run at pace towards him and challenge for the ball 6 yards from goal with the dutch coward flapping his arms like a fucking idiot.Do the manager and his coaches not analyse every goal we concede.Chelsea had a freekick from 25 yards or so early in the game and whole wall jumped out of the way.
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The ignorance will get even worse if we lose to Palace in November.
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This club...
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Colback loves a booking.
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He's notObertan coming on? FFS.
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I think that's Steve Black. Sports psychologist or something like that.Whose the guy in shirt & tie taking the warm up.
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I hope we play Mitrovic and Pérez up front together. We won't, like.
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I have no hopes of any height.
I expect to lose........possibly very badly.
If we manage a point I'll be flabbergasted and probably injure myself by hitting the roof.
If we get 3 points I'll probably wake up in the infirmary on life support after a heart attack.
My bad dream starting line-up would include.......
Eliot.
Williamson.
Obertan.
Gouffran.
Cisse.
I am NOT looking forward to this match based on being as good as your last game.
Oh woe is me.
When we beat them 2-1 last season 3 of your bad dream starting line up played.
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No one seems to be making this so I though I'll just do it. Last two of my match threads were 2 defeats n'all. Great, eh?
Mourinho's record @ St. James' Park of not winning in the PL is inevitable to be stopped.
Last 5 v Chelsea @ SJP: W 2-1, W 2-0, W 3-2, L 0-3, D 1-1
Last 5 v a Mourinho Chelsea @ SJP: W 2-1, W 2-0, D 0-0, L 0-1 (League Cup), W 1-0
Diego Costa is banned and Mitrovic is back for this game. Doesn't really matter though does it? They're playing against what has been a shambles of a NUFC defence. I've seen quite a lot of fans predicting big losses such as 0-4, 0-5 and 0-6. I've no doubt we'll lose, but a Mourinho side scoring more than 3?
IMO It'll be one of those where they go 2-0 up early on then let us have the ball for ten minutes in the second half. We'll have a shot at that point, lose 0-2, and it'll go down as "giving a good account of ourselves" and there'll be "positives to take".
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He wants to emulate Louis van Gaal's management & playing style. He's got the accent, just need the winning games part now.
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So, we know Qatar paid for the World Cup, yet they're still getting it?
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if Krul's hands weren't as a limp as crisp packets his opinion might carry more weight.
As it is - shut up Tim!
I agree. Looked like it was going to be a proper Given vs Liverpool moment.
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Krul was gan' mental at Ayoze after the goal. Came close to the centre circle shouting and bawling at him and after the FT whistle Ayoze went straight for the tunnel but Hooverhands made sure he applauded the fans. In the dressing room Krul was still having a go, apparently.
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Edward Hooverhands.
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Who would they get? Dyche? Allardyce? Pearson?