Haydnator

As pleased you can be with a defeat. Thought the first 10 minutes were ominous and outrageously sloppy, their first goal was horrendous from Lascelles. But we rid the storm and scored a nice goal from a lovely move, brilliant from Kenedy, Rondon and Yedlin. Thought Rondon plus Fernandez and Dubravka were superb and that Kenedy was back to being his old self slightly; taking pressure off of the defence when receiving the ball, shame he had to go off for whatever reason. A great strike won it in the end. No worries about relegation this year from me. Shame it can't be much more than that. Cheers Mike.

Absolutely rancid performance. Could've went away with a ridiculous 1-2 win if not for another bent ref. Ah well, it's not like we're away to Man City next.

In regards to the earlier discussion, this is how I feel.

He won't. Should direct abuse in the ground towards the fucking thumb Charnley.

It is, aye. Suppose this further negates the "protests don't hurt him, he doesn't give a fuck" narrative.

Hahahaha he's absolutely rattled the fat cunt.

We've upgraded ever so slightly the quality but not added any depth and haven't progressed the squad.

That's fair but people don't get rich enough to pay for and run PL football clubs by being ethical about it. A Russian coming in and throwing cash around on players for Rafa will no doubt excite many fans, just like SJH did for KK in the PL. It would get the feeling that the club is well alive and still can tick, because when NUFC ticks it fucking ticks, like.

Michael James Wallace Ashley.

Considering staying on anyway. I actually love the bloke. Please can a takeover just materialise out of thin air please, ffs. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6029183/Benitez-reveals-Newcastle-players-frustrated-lack-business-summer.html

The club is dying with Ashley here. Hate the "careful what you wish for" and "better the devil you know" lines personally, the fact that the soul of NUFC has been sapped to the point of anything barely existing there is enough of a reason to give someone else a crack. In terms of assuming there is even the tiniest bit of truth in this, the only Russian in football with money I know whom is without full control of a club is Usmanov, who wants rid of his Arsenal shares. Even still, a buyer will need to call Ashley's bluff. The bloke is such a cunt he'll be desperate to get a feeling that he's 'winning' the deal. Horrid bastard.

Hung, drawn and quartered. Each of the four quarters nailed to the roofs of each of the four stands of SJP. Cunt.