Gman

I think most with half a brain are confused as to why Jenas has been pushed to the position of poster boy. Even talk of him taking Lineker's role once he retires. He'd have to find a personality first.

On the topic of Fumaca, there's a funny article on thefalsenine, my favourite quote being: "Aside from a 4-1 FA Cup Fourth Round victory over Sheffield United - in which the Brazilian ran in the opposite direction of the ball for the sum total of four minutes" big Joe has his issues but at least it's not that bad.

Very true! I mean, the bloke could use his head, score insane free-kicks, play with his back to goal, move between the lines, do pretty much anything with a ball... But no, he just scored goals. I truly don't think there was a striker with better movement in the Premier League era, although maybe I'm wearing my Toon spectacles.

I got involved in this on the graud, a few said about Rooney that it was funny how quick people forget how good he was. My response to it was: "Funny that it's mentioned how quickly people forget when it comes to remembering talent, to say Rooney was better than Shearer "by a fair way" is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. I don't care if as a Newcastle fan I sound biased, Shearer was unreal at times, men against boys stuff." I mean, some people were suggesting it was an absolute not contest with Rooney far ahead of Shearer.