Jusoda Kid
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Aye, glad its sorted but it does seem like they had plenty of time to get their story straight.
The head didn't know anything about it, the receptionists aren't allowed to pass anything on apparently, so she was totally in the dark about the whole thing when I went in today.
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Been in.
Turns out the teacher that informed me of the accident was on the understanding he'd only pissed himself as well.
It was near the end of the PE lesson when he asked to go to the toilet so him and others had been told too wait until they were back in class. When he gets back to class his form teacher notices the stench and asks the teaching assistant to check his strides, she does, discovers the treasure and is then given the task of cleaning him up, which she does...very poorly.
I was assured by the headmistress that it won't ever happen again and the assistant will be spoken to with regards as to what she considers clean and a suitable condition to see the rest of the day out (I'd hate to see her farting clapper). Usually if its that big a job the parents would be called to tend to it.
She apologised profusely and ensured he would get special treatment in the future where dropping wolf bait was concerned, which I'm happy with.
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Watched it last week, very good.
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I've been waiting patiently and respectfully to make a Cacky Jr joke. Is it still too soon?
Anyone is fair game on here Gemmil, its the way I roll dog.
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Yip, that Bay where pirates live.
Watched it last night and its looking like they've upped their game for season 6
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Flat footed, knock Knee'd, it must be like watching Hagrid on a treadmill when Gemmil steps up to the plate.
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Wacky, go in to see the headmistress next week. Say your piece and leave it at that.
It's a bad tale but hopefully lessons will be learned after you have given them a piece of your mind.
Aye thats what I plan to do, but I've a feeling the head might get all high and mighty with me, and if she does she's got a shit storm coming her way, and not off the laddie. I'll do a Jimmy Boyle/Davy Charlton if I have to.
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We are yet to win a game against a team in the top half of the table.
Maybe the teams that we have played are in the lower half because we weren't kind enough to lose to them ??
We got 3 total points last year from the same fixtures.
OH (edit) and good post Chez
That’s fair point but it could be that they are plain shite. Two narrow home wins against teams in 17th and 18th place is nowt to shout about, and the Mackems have a psychological problem when it comes to playing NUFC.
There’s far too much knee jerk drivel being spouted about our good start. Welcome as it is there is a long way to go before the reality of our transfer policy is known. It’s painful to watch opinion being blown around on the basis of a handful of random results.
Thing is you can't confirm if it's an easy start until the end of the season and league positions really pan out. You can only beat (or draw with) what's in front of you. This early in the season beating someone tends to have a much larger effect on their "immediate" relative league position. Aside from the top 3-4 this league is much of a muchness IMO.
Avoiding Man U, City and Chelski I suppose makes it easier than it could have been, but that's about as far as I'd go. Outside those 3 the league is very much in "any given Sunday" territory IMO.
Precisely. It’s an argument that cuts both ways.
At this stage in the season random factors can have a disproportionate effect, which is why it’s better to look at performances... and on this front we’ve been decidedly average.
Better than average against B.burn and Villa imo, its early days though and we can only beat what is put in front of us.
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I pissed myself during a spelling test once. We had to go up to the teacher's desk for the test and I left a pool of piss there during the test, didn't mention it. She only noticed when the next person had to go up and spotted that there was a giant puddle of piss next to her desk. I got cleaned up great. My advice with regards to shitgate, just move schools. It's a Catholic school anyway, so that'll fuck your kid up regardless of how many times he soils himself. At least the priests are more likely to leave the poor kid alone now they know they'll get dirty fingers.
Great school as it happens, with only one priest knocking about, and I've watched and evaluated him closely, I'm 99% certain he's not a beast.
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Get it to The Chronicle asap poor bairn sat there like that all day
fucking stupid bitch. Imagine the headline in the Chronicle if she gets sacked. TEACHER DUMP-ED AFTER FAILING TO LOG TYNESIDE BOYS REQUEST
Quality, I've had to laugh like when telling my pal but its a fucking disgrace, make no mistake.Slept on it and my course of action will be going in today to arrange a meeting with the head for sometime next week with regards to his so called accident in PE. I'll let this cow sweat over the weekend, just like she did with my son, leaving him there to bake one for a while until he couldn't hold it no more.
Nice teacher or not I'll make sure I fuck her weekend and give her a taste of what the laddie has had to go through. Then I'll go into the meeting next week with my agenda neatly typed out.
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Went to pick the youngest up from school today (5) and one of the teachers, not his usual teacher called me over. She informed me that he'd had a little accident at school today.
I asked what had happened and she explained that they'd been doing PE and he'd asked to go to the toilet twice and she refused as some other kids had already been and she thought they were just coming the game, he'd then had his accident, which I assumed was him pissing his pants.
I was understanding and said fair enough, as I know what kids are like for messing about. It was only when I got home and he was next to me did I realise the full extent of the situation, he was stinking of shit. I took his pants down to find he had no underpants on and his pants and back looked like they'd filmed two girls one cup in there.
I asked him where his shreddies were and he went and got them out his bag, it was basically a shit snowball wrapped in a pair of Spiderman underpants.
I asked what had happened and he said he'd asked to go to the toilet twice in PE and the teacher wouldn't let him and he had tried to hold it in but couldn't. Our lass informed me that they do PE after dinner btw, I mean fuck me, its only natural the kids are going to need to pony.
FFS it's fucking 2011 and these cunts are letting my son defecate in his pants in front of the whole class, then not clean him up properly and leave him to sit in his own shit for the rest of the day, on a hot day like today. Can you imagine the poor little fuckers embarrassment? Theres no one vruel like kids either, this shit could stick (excuse the pun).
I'm in tomorrow to see the headmistress and see what the fuck she's got to say for herself and explain the actions of the sadistic cow that let this happen. Seriously thinking about taking it further as its bordering on child abuse imo.
Thoughts please.
I hate to say this mate but try and see all angles at first, have things been lost in translation? I've heard tales about my two's school where this teachers said that, and the bloods been raised where the teachers said no such thing. If you're 100% that this incident is how your young'un says then expect a complete fudge by the headmistress where she'll try to lead you off into irrelevant scenarios and basically not really listen to what you say. The clearer, concise and more factual you are, the more silly they'll get. In my experience, teachers expect to deal with charva parents and get totally out of their comfort zone with a clear headed parent who wants some genuine common sense answers to any particular problem.
The teacher told me herself what had happened when I picked him up, I just hadn't realised she meant a boston blacky.
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I just don't want him ending up like SMO who clearly thinks its alright to turn up stinking of stale shit every day for work.
Right well i obviously take all that genuine concern back!
Soz, seen you reading the thread and couldn't resist a pop. -
I just don't want him ending up like SMO who clearly thinks its alright to turn up stinking of stale shit every day for work.
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I've calmed down a bit now.
After talking to the eldest (girl coming coming up for 10)who's in the same school she's assured me that the teacher in question is really nice and she couldn't see her being nasty about this sort of thing at all. Sounds like a genuine mistake tbh, but I'm still going to see the head about it and let them know I'm not happy about the whole situation and it had better not happen again.
I've told the laddy if he's ever desperate the toilet again, just to go even if the teacher says no, and tell the teacher if there's any problems to ring me immediately.
I don't want her getting into trouble but she needs enough of a shock to think twice about being so hasty in denying a 5 year old child access to a toilet in future if she thinks they're messing about, go with them.
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Shitgate update:
He's back from the youth club and on further questioning it turns out he was given a pair of underpants to wear which he's despatched into the washing basket on the sly when he came in.
Been speaking to my mother and she has a friend who's an assistant at a primary school and she reckons they aren't allowed to touch the kids to clean them up, they can only supervise. Not sure what the craic is with the teachers.
Either way he shouldn't have been allowed to shit himself after he asked to go twice, simple as.
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I want Cath's opinion here like.
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jesus christ thats mental, I'd want that cunt up in front of some sort of board or something, not letting the kid goto the bathroom is bad (surely it's easy to tell if a kid that young is in distress, i'd assume they'd be dancing on the spot)
but not to clean him up and then lob his shit covered undies in a kit bag for the rest of the day, fucking hell how incompetent do you need to be to not think that's an awful idea.
Catholic school as well.
Seriously thinking about taking it further.
Get the details of the board of governors and write to them.
Procedure is, speak to his form teacher then the headmistress to resolve it, if still un-resolved ask for their complaints procedure and write to the board of governors.
Want an appointment with the headmistress tomorrow or Friday to see what they say and if I don't think its satisfactory I'll be following the above procedures.
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Mention safeguarding children and the headmistress will be scared as hell
Whats the craic there like? I'll throw it in tomorrow.
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I don't really like pushing for things like people to lose their job and that. Cos people fuck up sometimes. I can totally understand your anger though, and there is an argument that someone that can do that to a child probably shouldn't be in a position to be looking after them.
Same here and she seems a nice enough woman but you don't deny a five year old child access to the toilet imo, well I know I wouldn't.
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Just feel so sorry for him, he's quite shy about using the toilet in the first place, this could have a serious effect on him having to sit and fill his pants in front of all his mates.
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jesus christ thats mental, I'd want that cunt up in front of some sort of board or something, not letting the kid goto the bathroom is bad (surely it's easy to tell if a kid that young is in distress, i'd assume they'd be dancing on the spot)
but not to clean him up and then lob his shit covered undies in a kit bag for the rest of the day, fucking hell how incompetent do you need to be to not think that's an awful idea.
Catholic school as well.
Seriously thinking about taking it further.
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Its fucking medieval man, what the fuck was she thinking?
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Went to pick the youngest up from school today (5) and one of the teachers, not his usual teacher called me over. She informed me that he'd had a little accident at school today.
I asked what had happened and she explained that they'd been doing PE and he'd asked to go to the toilet twice and she refused as some other kids had already been and she thought they were just coming the game, he'd then had his accident, which I assumed was him pissing his pants.
I was understanding and said fair enough, as I know what kids are like for messing about. It was only when I got home and he was next to me did I realise the full extent of the situation, he was stinking of shit. I took his pants down to find he had no underpants on and his pants and back looked like they'd filmed two girls one cup in there.
I asked him where his shreddies were and he went and got them out his bag, it was basically a shit snowball wrapped in a pair of Spiderman underpants.
I asked what had happened and he said he'd asked to go to the toilet twice in PE and the teacher wouldn't let him and he had tried to hold it in but couldn't. Our lass informed me that they do PE after dinner btw, I mean fuck me, its only natural the kids are going to need to pony.
FFS it's fucking 2011 and these cunts are letting my son defecate in his pants in front of the whole class, then not clean him up properly and leave him to sit in his own shit for the rest of the day, on a hot day like today. Can you imagine the poor little fuckers embarrassment? Theres no one vruel like kids either, this shit could stick (excuse the pun).
I'm in tomorrow to see the headmistress and see what the fuck she's got to say for herself and explain the actions of the sadistic cow that let this happen. Seriously thinking about taking it further as its bordering on child abuse imo.
Thoughts please.
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Sad when you put it like that really. I suppose thats the internet for you though.