Jusoda Kid
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Patsy Kensit, Jill Gascoine (Gentle Touch), Chery Lunghi, Glynis Barber, all very tasty a few years back. Have to admit to having a thing for Michaela Strachan when she done the 'hitman and her' as well.
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Don't dance, don't get birds - fact. Met wor lass 1995, haven't danced since, other than in the house by myself
Haven't been clubbing for a while, closest i get nowadays is Brighton Beach once a month, good night out!
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The tweenies, Cbeebies
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Turkish international Emre has told Newcastle boss Graeme Souness he is fighting fit and ready to figure in tonight's Intertoto Cup semi-final second leg against Deportivo La Coruna.
The Spaniards will take a 2-1 lead to St James' Park but Emre is confident that can be turned around on home soil.
Fellow summer signing Scott Parker is also in the squad while Jermaine Jenas and Shola Ameobi return from injury lay-offs.
It will be a tough game against Deportivo, but I think we will win it," Emre told the club's website, www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk.
And he added of his own condition: "Physically I feel fine. I have been training hard, and I am ready for a game now.
"I am in the squad for the game with Deportivo, so hopefully I will play in that. I need a game, but I don't know what the manager is planning on doing.
"I am happy with my training. It has been tiring for me after a 30-day break, but I will be ready for the Arsenal game at the start of the season.
"If the manager asks me to play against Deportivo then I will be ready for that game as well. I want to play and show the fans what I can do."
The midfielder revealed he could not be happier with life on Tyneside, except for one thing.
"I have been made to feel very welcome by everyone at the club, and the fans have also been good to me," he added.
"I like Newcastle and I am moving out of my hotel this week into a house so that will help me settle more as well.
"The only problem for me in Newcastle is the weather! In Turkey in August it is about 40 or 45 degrees - here in Newcastle it is much colder. I'm sure I will get used to it soon though."
Might as well write him off for the winter months or get him some tights, fanny!
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Maybe she was just trying to get the cork out
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I bought an LG 17inch from E-Buyer 6 month ago and it's been spot on - £180
Just got this offer by e-mail:
http://www.ebuyer.com/customer/products/in...d=86715&_LOC=UK
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treat the workers as you would like to be treat yourself
tell them what you want them to do AND why - they will have a dozen bright ideas that will work
you can't do it all yourself - and as long as its done properly, on time etc etc it doesn't matter they haven't done it the way YOU want to do it
Speak to people the way you expect to be spoken to and you'll have no problems, anyones a cunt with you make a note of it for a later date, you'll get your chance to pay them back ten fold
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Cluny's me fave for all round atmosphere, foods good n'all.
Food wise, the Lion and Lamb in Horsley.
I remember being in the Fusilier a while ago on a Friday night, load of charvers kicked off and were banned by the landlady one of em gave her cheek then walked out. One of the locals walked past us while we're playing pool, selected a cue, apologised for disrupting the game then casually strolled out and twatted the kid. Couple of minutes later he wanders back in and sticks the now smashed cue in the corner and carried on with his pint.
Quality night.
Occasionly venture into the cluny but the last time i went there must have been a goth/punk night as the place looked like a bomb had went off the amount of shrapnel sticking out of various parts of peoples faces, it was enough to knock you off your babysham, prefer the tyne to be honest.
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Do you know, as it happens, as from today I'm qualified to detain him under the Mental Health Act 1983. Think I might have to do it.....
I take them back, Kathy off Eastenders.
Proper dirty!!!!
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Bob Johnson (look north weatherman)
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Quoted for truth.
She's a right old munter - must be approaching 60 now, and looking every day of it!
Her hair is that colour due to all the fags she has smoked - what do you think it would taste like to kiss her? How do you imaine her teeth to look, if they're not falsers
?!With a bit of luck they are falsers
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Just had the bizzys at the door asking if i was around at 5:15 tonight, apparently some 86 year old lady who lives across the road had her bag snatched at her door, but she didn't give up without a fight and was pushed over a wall in the process.
Smack heads, should chop their fucking hands off.
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Liz McDonald off Coronation street
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What the fuck's this all about? You can see who's reading each topic at the foot of the page of each thread!
I (accidentally) walked into that dodgy one about womens kecks before and didnt post anything. But when I looked at the bottom of the page there was just me and another lass in there (Toonraider). She must have thought I was some kind of perv!
Lads, get it sorted!
Could have pulled there?!
Actually you're coming across to me as the type who steals womens undies from the washing lines.....
Nowt wrong with a bit of snow dropping
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Lycra boxers for me!
Mohair knickers for her
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I vote cats because you only need to hit them once with a shovel, where is a dog depending on breed can take several hits which in turn wastes a lot of energy
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I was in there the other day, is old bob a dirty old tramp who looks like he's just shifted a ton of coal with his face and hands or is old bob a bloke that used to stand at the end of the bar all the time until he croaked it and is now rumoured to haunt the place.
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Is this board an off shot of Newcastle online that consists of members that have had a falling out or been banned?
Shola Ameobi
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He's fucking shite, end of story. Watched him on MTV the other night flashing his house and motors, he's got a good right to feel luck coz fuck knows how he's still playing PL football, personally i think it's because he's a local lad.
I wish i could find out where he shits, Jammy Bastard!