Dr Kenneth Noisewater

It's coming to an end at long last, hasn't really grabbed me like it has in the past. I expect Pete will be the clear winner but I'd like to see Glyn win, he's been on a journey.

I think he's a vulgar unfunny arsehole in the main. I'm not a prude and I don't mind the odd dirty joke, but when it's your entire act, what's the fucking point? I'm gonna sound like a right snobby twat here, but I'd say he generally appeals to thick fuckers, because there's no requirement to engage your brain in the slightest to get his jokes. 180457[/snapback] He's not my cup of tea either, a lot (all?) of his stuff is lowest common denominator filth. But his timing/delivery is spot on. He's a legend on Teesside though, I used to deliver his papers when he lived in Redcar.

Anyone like Chubby Brown? They go mad for him round here.

Frankie Boyle.

I'd hate it, I always hate organised fun. Don't tell me how to fucking enjoy myself.

Dr Kenny's prediction: Lawro's co-commentary work will continue to be toe-curlingly embarrassing.

Hmmm, quite a range there. Do you think we could afford two and play them in combi-nation?

Thats quite a range... 180093[/snapback] ...how much do you think they would cost?

You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.

.com name four: Andrei Arshavin; Alexander Kerzhakov; Roman Pavlyuchenko; Pavel Pogrebnyak. Black & White Russians? I've never heard of any of them to be honest, but the first two seem to have decent scoring records.

So have we only got £5 million to spend on a striker then?

The problem with leaving things this late is that no-one wants to sell now, as if they lose their star striker their season is fucked. There isn't time for them to spend any money we throw at them.

Can't Lard Lad blow them out of the water with a £17 million bid like he did last year?

A proper player?

They are the current glory team for shallow kids who know nowt about football to 'support'. It was man u in the nineties and liverpoo in the eighties. I even saw a kids in blackburn shirts the summer after they won the league.

yep 179317[/snapback] Was there a dutch lad on a previous incarnation of the board who called himself Huntelaar?

Kirkland's Dad's bookie will not be amused.

Lock up your dogs.

Pleased for Kirkland, good keeper but goes to the Woodgate & Dyer school of fitness.

Good point. Do you think he'd be interested in us?

Sima, don't you know England are playing?

Terry, Lampard and two for Crouching Peter.

Was going to mention him... apparently his full International debut. That bloke is a phenomenon 179255[/snapback] Seconded, cracking player. 179256[/snapback] Ajax would want about £15 million for him.

He shows such a joie de vie in interviews, inspirational.

Mark Lawrensen going through his comedy routine