Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Real first name: Gavin Nickname: n/a (unless you count Gav/Gaviniho/Gavinda) Age: 34 Occupation: Dispensing Optician Location: Redcar Language(s) spoken? English, could get by with French Avatar - why? Look at their happy little faces Previous avatars? On this board the boiler one and the channel 4 ‘Bring it on’ W.G Grace character Tell us when you first joined the boards? I was a lurker until LuaLua scored against us whilst on loan. I was so angry. Board highlights? ‘that’s quite a range’ Board lowlights? Felt a bit uncomfortable with the board split. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? I’d be a waster. Pets? None at the moment. I like dogs but cats are better. I play a bit like.... I used to be a reasonable 5-a-side goalie. As an outfielder I’m dreadful. Football heroes? Keegan, Beardsley, Cole, Sir Les, Batty. Got a soft spot for Acuna for some reason. Football villains? C.Ronaldo, Keane, most people associated with ManU Best advice given? Carpe Diem Ideal partner? The Mrs Ideal dinner date? Nigella Lawson although I’d like to enjoy the company of Jeremy Clarkson or Stephen Fry too. Ideal meal? At the moment: steak and chips. (with peas and onion rings) Can you cook? No, but I can heat things up Current wheels? Audi A3 TV programmes? Not big TV viewer: The Office, Scrubs, Top Gear. I’m more of a radio man. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Cod ‘n’ chips. In Whitby Chinese or indian? What do you order? Thai red curry or lamb rogan josh Favourite tunes? NewOrder, Oasis, Coldplay Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? George Favourite film? The Score If I won a million pounds.... Buy a new house. Then from what was left, invest half and squander half. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Lager as a kid some New Years. Thought it was vile! Ever suspended/expelled from school? Not even a detention (well, maybe one or two) Favourite insult? I used to like ‘he/she looks like they’ve been set on fire and put out with a golf club’ Now I’m more likely to mutter something like ‘imbecile’ under my breath. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Couple of hundred on a coat. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Three pairs of shoes, three pairs of trainers and a pair of slippers. I'm obsessed with..... large breasts In 5 years time, I hope to be.... still here

Used to listen online on saturday afternoons. Karl comes out with some right bollocks

You forgot one: Did you hear that Ellen McArthurs solo round the world sailing record has just been broken? By a Sri Lankan on a deck chair.

I'll have to keep an eye out for that. I've heard Pat Boone doing Metallicas' Enter Sandman

What's it like? I've got all their other stuff but I never got round to buying that one.

peace out, mo' fo'.

Not drinking, but I did have cheese on toast whilst MotD was on...

I had a dream last night that Newcastle were playing Barcelona in the european cup final. Barca were one up until Matthew Hoggard (the England & Yorkshire cricketer) scored with the last kick of the game to equalise. Unfortunately I woke up before extra-time and penalties. Wonder what brought that on??

Two plane-loads of volunteers have just left Liverpool airport bound for New Orleans. They're going to help with the looting.

Wensleydale Baby-bel's are nice too, I noticed last night they've remixed the ba-ba-ba ba-baby-bel tune on the new advert.

I would, I think she's repulsive. I'd love the opportunity to give her a knock-back

Yep, updated Realplayer and it played them no prob. Cheers bud.

Not happy slapping (and not porn either) He's gonna send them again in a different format.

Did anyone see the documentary 'Your Fayed'? Fucking hilarious.

A friend has emailed me some vid clips recorded on a mobile phone. They are in the format 3GP (is that right??). I have tried opening them with Widows media player, real player and divx but they won't play them. Any suggestions?

looks more like a Vicky to me.

43 User(s) are reading this topic (10 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) Bunch of sad twats aren't we? 11pm on a wednesday night, hanging on every word on an internet forum. Is anyone else refreshing the page every 5 seconds like me?

Whats he doing for his medical, a fucking marathon?

Who cares!?

Is Hugo not 45 anymore then? Can't remember its that long since I've seen him play.

quite a range

He is also a very clever player who brings out the best in those around him. Its no coincidence that Dyer and Hughes were at their best when Nobby was beside/infront of them.

The problem is thats your monitor and it won't be FACT until its on your TV

Owens hamstrings aren't exactly bulletproof either are they? Few months with our physios and he won't even be going to the World Cup.

Is that a Souness quote?