Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Of course it is my dear, your a lady. I wouldn't try throwing, catching or reading a map either if I were you. Women: know your limits 14629[/snapback] hmmm thats your second woman bashing comment in this thread alone today Are you trying to get us ladies to bite by any chance? As for throwing and catching, that wont work with me, cos im good at it, used to play rounders regularly and map reading? pmsl, we race all over the country and i map read to get us there....sensibly i might add, by planning the route and being organised as woman are As opposed to the male approach of 'I will find the damn place, and i wont look at the map or ask for directions, i'll just drive round for hours, wasting my fuel and pounding the steering whell in sheer frustration as the sweat pours down my face! Pathetic! 14647[/snapback] Only joking, very much a tongue in cheek post. I dig the chicks. 14651[/snapback] Typcial male, least sign of confrontation and he backs down, i was well up for a debate there 14653[/snapback] Well I didn't want to offend you. I know how easily you girls turn on the waterworks.

Of course it is my dear, your a lady. I wouldn't try throwing, catching or reading a map either if I were you. Women: know your limits 14629[/snapback] hmmm thats your second woman bashing comment in this thread alone today Are you trying to get us ladies to bite by any chance? As for throwing and catching, that wont work with me, cos im good at it, used to play rounders regularly and map reading? pmsl, we race all over the country and i map read to get us there....sensibly i might add, by planning the route and being organised as woman are As opposed to the male approach of 'I will find the damn place, and i wont look at the map or ask for directions, i'll just drive round for hours, wasting my fuel and pounding the steering whell in sheer frustration as the sweat pours down my face! Pathetic! 14647[/snapback] Only joking, very much a tongue in cheek post. I dig the chicks.

Of course it is my dear, your a lady. I wouldn't try throwing, catching or reading a map either if I were you. Women: know your limits

'womens troubles' does seem to be a cover-all excuse for being in a bad mood or taking a day off [/tin hat on]

Genius, surely the work of a future poet laureate.

Horny?

That was bastardised into Jesus H motherfucking Christ in my circle of friends. Christ on a bike also mutated into Mary on a Moped. Will I go to Hell now?

There is something in Kronenberg (other than the alcohol) that doesn't agree with me. I can drink other strong lagers but even a little bit of 1664 knocks me sick.

Lager to begin with. Then if it becomes too bloating/gassy I am partial to a Black Ice.

Apparently they walked off the set of Top of the Pops when Richard Bacon made a joke about them being fat.

Cheers

Can you make the firefox searchbar open in a new window rather than replacing the one you are currently viewing?

Approximately £1249.99 plus VAT 11919[/snapback] But is that 16% VAT like in Germany, 25% VAT like in Sweden, 5% VAT like in Singapore...? I'm sure you'll agree there's quite a range there. 11921[/snapback] I was going to take an average but couldn't decide between mean, median and mode. Thats quite a range of methods.

Approximately £1249.99 plus VAT

Gullit signing I think you'll find. One more piss-poor journalist taking a free shot at our club.

The Embrace version of D12's How Come? from Radio1 live lounge. Its suprisingly good.

The one I'd heard was: What's pink and smells of ginger? Fred Astaires cock But I like the update/sick twist you've put on it. There were a few 'colour' joke around at the time: What's brown and sticky? A stick Whats green and runs round your garden? A hedge Whats blue and shags old ladies? Me in my lucky blue anorak.

Thats what Tommy Smith used to say about Emyln Hughes.

Heard over the weekend, think it was on 8/10 Cats... President Bush has sent a message up to the space shuttle. He said if they didn't think they were going to make it back safely would they mind aiming for Iran

Ok, I've changed two things now and everythings groovy: I've ticked JIT compiler for virtual machine enabled (whatever that means) on Internet Options; and I've switched xp firewall off.

I'm more offended by the age of that joke (and the fact I can remember it from the first time around) than the joke itself 8649[/snapback] I know, but there were some top quality poor-taste jokes in the eighties. One of my other favorites was: Who has killed more Indians than John Wayne? Union Carbide.

Whats the difference between Londoners and Smarties? Smarties don't melt in the tube

I recognise you. From a police photo-fit.

I'll check my internet settings. Just changed ISP so they could have changed??

ZoneAlarm Pro. And XP firewall is switched on too.